Those Wacky Descriptive Words we use

[DJEvelEd]

I was recently informed as to what a "blumpkin" is. One of my favorites is "Upper Decker".Let's see YOUR list (with description please)

*Upper Decker: Crapping in the top part of the toilet for all to enjoy for days afterwards.

*Blumpkin: Getting a blowjob while on the bowl pushing brown.

*Purple Nurple: Twisting someones nipple until it turns purple

*Roman Helmet: Hanging one's sack and dink over someone's eyes and nose like a Roman Helmet

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[FUNKMAN]

when we played blackjack and you went down for doubles, we would say:

going down for dubiolets...



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[Pappy McSchmear]

Felch- when you suck your seed out of someone's holeyhole
Queefe- a fart from a pussy
Gleek-spitting from between your teeth
Bronski- getting slapped on both sides of your face with titties very rapidly.
Teabag- dipping your ballies in someone's mouth
Snowball- cumming in someone's mouth then kissing them
On the "Rotisserie"- a girl with a peenie in her mouth and in her coochie/culo
Tossing salad- eating ass

[Bob Impact]

My favorites are Moron, Fuck wit and inane babble.



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[high fly]

A "dork" used to be someone who bites the bubbles in the bathtub. How that morphed into a word for "penis" is beyond me.
In Britain, a "fanny" is a pussy.
Down south, one occasionally hears the word "cock" referring to pussy too.
As for getting laid, an expression I've always found charming is: "cuttin' gash".

" and they ask me why I drink"

[DJEvelEd]

Vomit Beard: A nasty narley beard usually on a homeless person and when you comb through it you pick up old food and vomit...

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[FUNKMAN]

fruton - gay guy
beeshie - penis
snapper - vagina
gibeson - guy with a big nose(my eldest brothers nickname)
yahoo, doofus, nimrod - jerky person


kind of childish, ain't it?


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[DJEvelEd]

Wet Willie: wetting your finger with spit and twisting it in someone's ear...(I HATE these)

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[high fly]

I've always kinda liked "grunt" as a word for shit. As in, "Eeewwwww, you stepped in grunt!"

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Butters]

The noogy grabing someones head and rubbing your knuckle in their skull

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[SatCam]

wedgie-when you take someone's underwear and stretch it up
atomic wedgie- when you take someone's underwear and streach it over their head

Hickey-having a mark from a kiss

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