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DC Reed
03-26-2003, 12:07 PM
Yah, and of all things, it was during drama class. We were playing the classic game clumps, teach calls number, you get a group of that many people as fast you can, who ever is left out is the shameful looser.

It gets to the final 3, me and two other girls, he calls 2, to decided who the two winners would be and in a mad dash i run full speed after a girl whos about half my size and tackle her, on the way down, i nailed my hip on the conrete and she landed on top of me.

I felt something pop in my leg, everyone thought i had hit my head, and then assumed i was alright. They left but i was slowly getting up, i managed to walk 10 feet before calling out for someone to help me walk and sit down, soon everything went blurry, i got pretty dizzy and passed out. I awoke in the clinic via wheelchair, and was taken by ambulance to the hospital.

After X-rays, it showed i had chipped a large piece of my pelvic area off on impact, and I would had to be on crutches for about a week or two. When they were showing me how to move on the crutches, I passed out and had to prolong my already 5 hour ER trip to 7 hours.

Basically, its extremely hard for me to get up and down stairs, get up from a laying flat position, and im being medicated on IB Profin and Vikaden.

Sucks to be me.

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FUNKMAN
03-26-2003, 12:43 PM
DC Reed,

Sorry to hear it, hope you have a speedy recovery...



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Fallon
03-26-2003, 01:08 PM
Damn Reed that sucks.

You got to feel up the girl you tackled though right?

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irishkb
03-26-2003, 01:17 PM
holy shit man... that is a large price to pay to just feel up a girl... hope shit goes well for you, feel better.....

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DC Reed
03-26-2003, 01:34 PM
You got to feel up the girl you tackled though right?


Hey, if you look at it this way, If i had fallen on her, she'd be in the situation im in now, so she owes me, big....

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Lulu
03-26-2003, 01:36 PM
Next thing you know you'll need a hip replacement. Old man...

Sorry to hear that though. Hope you feel better soon, cutie.

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grlNIN
03-26-2003, 01:42 PM
you should make her pay for your hospital bill

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fluffernutter
03-26-2003, 01:49 PM
me and two other girls

Lucky! I wish I was still in High School.

its extremely hard for me to get up

The poor girls.


Seriously though buddy, I hope you get better and will keep it in my prayers. Take care of yourself.

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fluffernutter
03-26-2003, 01:49 PM
Double post!

How did that happen?

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TheMojoPin
03-26-2003, 01:54 PM
But who's going to tend the fields? THE CROP IS RUINED. Mother will be leaving me for the silo-man again...

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reeshy
03-26-2003, 01:58 PM
Hope you feel better, Reed. I know what you're going through. But i'm ok now. I take my daily 3 mile limp like a champ now!!!

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Bob Impact
03-26-2003, 02:29 PM
After X-rays, it showed i had chipped a large piece of my pelvic area off on impact

I can only dare to dream.

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TheGameHHH
03-26-2003, 02:33 PM
Hold on a second.....what kind of gay ass game were you playing again????

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jafter
03-26-2003, 03:22 PM
Hey, if you look at it this way, If i had fallen on her, she'd be in the situation im in now, so she owes me, big....


Dude, that sucks I hope you are back on your feet real soon. How long are you going to be laided up. I know this is dumb question but how do they cast that or are you in a lot of ace bandages.

As for the girl that landed on you, have her come over for sponge baths and make sure she remembers the happy ending.

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

DC Reed
03-26-2003, 04:08 PM
they cant bandage the hip or anything, it just heals on its own. I see a surgeon tommorow to see if they need to do any cutting but i doubt it. Ill be back to normacly by the end of next week, untill then, this sucks.

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Johnny Fontane
03-26-2003, 04:18 PM
Heal fast, dude.

And no more "classic game clumps", please. If you're gonna break your hip, do it winning the NBA Finals or something.

Just say no to classic game clumps.

Be well.

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Johnny Fontane
03-26-2003, 04:52 PM
One more thing...think about a lawsuit. If that's not your "style", make it your style.

What is this bullshit, playing clumps (whatever that is) on concrete? That's bullshit, it should have never been allowed. And now your hip is fucked up because some dumbass drama teacher decided "let's play clumps."

Think of yourself and get a lawyer. The school is liable, that's a fact.

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Death Metal Moe
03-26-2003, 05:37 PM
I think this is a cover story and you're just shagged out from Bangin' hookers!

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jamesdiggy
03-26-2003, 06:04 PM
Remember to take your Geritol and eat some Prunes, oldtimer.

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Recyclerz
03-26-2003, 07:05 PM
Dude

You should have stayed in the library and left the rough contact sports to the Math Club.

Get well soon.
Enjoy the Vicodan.
and drink some milk for chrissake




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A.J.
03-26-2003, 07:15 PM
Your hands aren't broken -- you can still type Recaps! :)

Take it easy and get well soon budday.

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high fly
03-27-2003, 10:44 AM
Get the morphine drip.
Get well soon

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jocefus
03-27-2003, 10:58 AM
nice job mr.clumbsy mcbreakenstein. hope you get better quickly

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grlNIN
03-27-2003, 11:05 AM
Reeds next post:

So I Have Osteoperosis....


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SatCam
03-27-2003, 12:27 PM
why do all those drama classes play gay games like tag and "clumps"

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DC Reed
03-27-2003, 03:11 PM
Reeds next post:


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So I Have Osteoperosis....




LOL! Made me feel alot better, good joke! =)

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stickyfingers
04-08-2003, 12:29 PM
so....how's the hip doin?





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furie
04-08-2003, 12:34 PM
just as i suspected, it's all drama

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Aggie
04-08-2003, 12:44 PM
i hope you're feeling better sweetie.

i run full speed after a girl whos about half my size and tackle her

isn't that called assault? :p

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Tall_James
04-08-2003, 12:58 PM
Oh man, that totally sucks. Couple that with the fact that you finished DEAD LAST in Heckler's RonFez.Net ESPN NCAA Tournament Challenge and you've had a really shitty week.

Sorry for the jab, it was too easy of a shot to pass up.

Seriously, get well soon buddy.

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DC Reed
04-09-2003, 06:49 PM
yah im doin better, but i forgot to put my picks in lol, so of course im dead last! =)

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