Ladies, what IS a good pick up line?

[ag]

In all seriousness, what is a good line that isnt cheezy,and makes the guy tring to pick you up stand out form the rest of the crowd in a possitive way??

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[Aggie]

I think the best way to start it off is to get her laughing. Not necessarily with a joke, but if you observe something funny going on in the bar or something along those lines. I can't really get that specific because every person is different. Lines don't really don't work. You have to get her into a conversation. Just smile, have confidence and don't be pushy.

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[stickyfingers]

i always say "if you can make 'em laugh, you can make 'em cry for thier momma"

but i usually go with:

my that is lovely dress you have on, may i have this dance?




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[LatinSpiceXoX]

How about..
(at a bar)
"Hi, I'm <u>your name here</u>, I just had to compliment you on your <u>whatever she's wearing that stands out</u>, are you having a good time yet?"

(anywhere else)
"Hi, is your name <u>Use any female/feminine name</u>?"
"No?, are you sure, because you look exactly like my bestfriend's cousin"

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[Arienette]

"i picked you out
of a crowd to talk to you
said i liked your shoes
you said thanks can i follow you?
so it's up the stairs
and out of view
no prying eyes
i poured some wine
i asked your name you asked the time"

pick out something like her shoes to compliment her on.. i think it's the best way. if you pick out a specific feature to compliment her on, she'll get insulted, thinking that you think the rest of her is ugly. and if she happens to have great eyes or something, she's heard it a million times before.

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[Bama]

I've always been told a simple, confident "Hi, my name is ____" works.

The second sentence should somehow let here know that you have a quality she's looking for in a man. Something like "Hi, my name is ____. I have a lot of money."

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[SuperClerk]

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

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[Fallon]

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven?

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[Friday]

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?

~ stolen with all admiration from the most charming ignorant redneck i know.

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Shhh....I hear something stupid...

[Arienette]

~ stolen with all admiration from the most charming ignorant redneck i know"when i was pregnant with you, you kicked so hard the ash tray fell off my stomach"

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[Gmann]

Keep sending her booze....this way she'll be so drunk no matter what you say will seem like gold to her.....



....thats what works for me! :)

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

[Lulu]

"Soooo... What's your Big Ass Card number?"

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[Geppetto]

The line that has reportedly on more women then any other is "Hi I'm Hue Heffner" but I don't think it works for the rest of us.

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[Johnny Fontane]

You have to have flash, pizzazz...

Try this:

"I couldn't help but notice you're looking very pretty today...yes, you...would you like to join me and my friend for some ice cream?"



Mr. Corleone is Johnny's Godfather. To the Italian people, that is a very religious, sacred, close relationship.

[Arienette]

"I play plinko on my wall at home."

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[Johnny Fontane]

This is how I pick up the chicks at Bar 9, in one long fast paced breath:

"HimynameismichaelandIlikeRon&FezandIbetyoudotooandI'mJohnnyFontane
onthemessageboardandImakejokesthatmakepeoplelaugha ndilikeyouandwan
ttokissyouonthelips."



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This message was edited by WWFallon on 4-5-03 @ 12:13 AM

[IrishAlkey]

I've never used a pick-up line.

Women just gravitate towards my charming personality.

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[Arienette]

"... andimesseduptheallignmentofthepageandruinedeveryon eelse'sfun
becauseidont'knowhowtotakeabreath"

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 4-5-03 @ 12:14 AM

[Johnny Fontane]

"... andimesseduptheallignmentofthepage..."


I'm sorry. As Lou Costello might say, "I'm a baaad boy."

Iguesskissingyouonthelipsisoutofthequestion.

Mr. Corleone is Johnny's Godfather. To the Italian people, that is a very religious, sacred, close relationship.

[Dewey]

Excuse me, you're standing on my penis.

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm naming my foot penis.

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[Arienette]

I'm naming my foot penis.what's a foot penis?

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[IrishAlkey]

Half what I got...

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[ag]

"Soooo... What's your Big Ass Card number?"
That only works on the woman of the board, then it goes on to asking her how long she's been on the board and how many posts she has. Maybe even charm her by asking if she wants a SIG made.

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[mikeyboy]

Well, I walked out of work
And I was tired as hell
Another day's come and gone and oh well
Somewhere there's a drink with my name on it

Well, I ordered a Scotch as I bust through them doors
Spilled half on my jeans
The other half on the floor
When I saw you standing by that video game

Well, I ain't very good
But I get practice by myself
Forgot my one line
So I just said what I felt

If only you were lonely,
If only you was lonely too,
If only you was lonely
I'd go home with you
Replacements - "If Only You Were Lonely"

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[ladygodiva]

In all seriousness, what is a good line that isnt cheezy,and makes the guy tring to pick you up stand out form the rest of the crowd in a possitive way??



there is no such thing as a good pickup line.

I'm impressed by guys who will light my cigarette for me - what can i say i'm a classy kinda gal.

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[Fallon]

I'm impressed by guys who will light my cigarette for me - what can i say i'm a classy kinda gal.
But I don't smoke. How would I explain my lighter?

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[Gmann]

I'm impressed by guys who will light my cigarette for me - what can i say i'm a classy kinda gal.



thats why I always carry a lighter on me

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

[grlNIN]

"You're hot....wanna fuck?"


"I promise i'll buy you breakfast"



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[silera]

"You're hot....wanna fuck?"


"I promise i'll buy you breakfast"

I alternate between needing to fuck and needing to eat.

I think the clincher for me would be, "I'll feed you while I fuck you."


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[ladygodiva]

But I don't smoke. How would I explain my lighter?

your reply - "like any good boyscout i am always prepared."

"I'll feed you while I fuck you."


when there are no more cigarettes to be lit, this is the line i would like to hear.

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[jratt]

I use the line we can do this the easy way
and you can come home with me or the hard way i slip you a roofy you pass out i drag you
to my car i have my way and leave you naked in the parking lot.that gets'em every time
i am almost up to wilt chamberlyn status with that one realy

jratt AKA johnbravo
...im a big black dude with a cool car. I go by the name "nigger". dont be shy.

as for people wishing they were you...

Nobody wishes they were a mistake.

[East Side Dave]

"Hi, my name is Dave. I like pop corn. Get it? Huh? Pop corn! No, not popcorn , pop corn!"










This approach hasn't worked yet.

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