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grlNIN
04-27-2003, 09:12 PM
Hope you have a Happy Birthday this year and get everything you so desire. If not then just feel comfort that you can LEGALLY drink in bars now


Happy Birthday babe :)

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The Chairman
04-27-2003, 10:09 PM
Don't tell me you are 21? You look older...cool beans. Happy B-Day.



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ThePointer
04-27-2003, 10:44 PM
Happy Birthday and just because you are now legal, do not drink it all one night you have a life time ahead of you. God do I know that well

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reeshy
04-28-2003, 12:59 AM
Happy Birthday Contra,
Don't listen to them- drink til you pass out and wake up with your pants around your ankles-Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Reephdweller
04-28-2003, 02:25 AM
Happy Birthday Contra!

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A.J.
04-28-2003, 03:31 AM
Happy Birthday!

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RF Godfather
04-28-2003, 03:46 AM
HB Contra!

Legal aye? Live it up brotha.

Here is my sometimes read but much needed addition.

PEOPLE BORN TODAY
Jessica Alba
Penelope Cruz
Jay Leno
Kari Wuhrer
Ann-Margret
John Daly
Lionel Barrymore
James Monroe
Jack Nicholson
Blossom Dearie
David Pollock
Marcia Strassman

FAMOUS EVENTS
Three weeks into a journey from Tahiti to the West Indies, the HMS Bounty is seized in a mutiny led by Fletcher Christian, the master's mate. Captain William Bligh and 18 of his loyal supporters were set adrift in a small, open boat, and the Bounty set course for Tubuai south of Tahiti (1789).
Mussolini executed (1945).
Kon-Tiki expedition initiated by Thor Heyerdahl (1947).
Following the defeat of his proposals for constitutional reform in a national referendum, Charles de Gaulle resigns as president of France (1969).
In Stuttgart, West Germany, the lengthy trial of the leaders of the terrorist Baader-Meinhof Gang, also known as the Red Army Faction, ends with Andreas Baader, Gudrun Ensslin, and Jan-Carl Raspe being found guilty of four counts of murder and more than 30 counts of attempted murder. Each defendant was sentenced to life imprisonment, Germany's most severe punishment (1977).
The Broadway musical A Chorus Line closes after 6,237 performances. The show became the longest-running musical on September 29, 1983, when its 3,389th performance broke the record held by Grease. A Chorus Line opened July 25, 1975, and was seen by more than 6.5 million people during its eight-year run. The show, which won a Pulitzer and nine Tony awards, was made into a movie in 1985 (1990).
The country's first museum of costumes is incorporated. The Museum of Costume Arts, in New York, created a collection of theater and movie costumes to promote "cultural education" in the design field (1937).
"The Witch Doctor" hits the No. 1 spot on Billboard's pop charts. The song used the unusual technique of recording the singer's voice at a different speed than the music. Songwriter and singer Ross Bagdasarian (who recorded under the name David Seville) topped the charts again at the end of the year with "The Chipmunk Song," sung by his chipper cartoon band creation, the Chipmunks (1958).

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ladygodiva
04-28-2003, 04:51 AM
Happy Birthday sir. ENJOY!!

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jocefus
04-28-2003, 04:53 AM
happy birthday holmes

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Vee
04-28-2003, 06:12 AM
Happy Birthday, Man! Car Bombs for everybody! Drink! Drink and be merry! Join in on the festivities! Yarr!

Jennitalia
04-28-2003, 06:25 AM
Hope you get a birthday bj. Enjoy, cutie!

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gone
04-28-2003, 07:20 AM
happy birthday sweety.. now we can legally get you drunk!! i hope you tab was paid and you dont remember much for the next few days


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Aggie
04-28-2003, 07:32 AM
Happy Birthday Contra! It was nice to meet you at the studio (if you remember, you were hammered :) ) Have a great day and I'll smoke my traditional birthday blunt for ya!

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Evilpete
04-28-2003, 10:12 AM
happy birthday man...

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East Side Dave
04-28-2003, 11:51 AM
Holy Shit! Happy Birthday!

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AngelAmy
04-28-2003, 12:06 PM
happy birthday buddy!! now you can get into bar 9 whenever you damn well please.....fucker!

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FUNKMAN
04-28-2003, 01:33 PM
Contra,

Hope you're having a GOOD Birthday...


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Doogie
04-28-2003, 01:39 PM
Happy B'day Joe, now you can get me a few drinks at the bar without a fear of getting thrown out. Corona and Bacardi Limon for everyone on this wonderful day of yours!!!

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Katylina
04-28-2003, 01:40 PM
Happy birthday!!! Now you can finally go to Red Rock with us.

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dcpete
04-28-2003, 01:47 PM
happy birthday, now that your 21 you can finally find out what alcohol tastes like.
Have a good one.

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Friday
04-28-2003, 02:28 PM
Happy Birthday M'dear!

Now the Car Bombs will be LEGAL.....yeeeha!

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SuperClerk
04-28-2003, 02:31 PM
Happy Birthday Contra!!! The Contraband is legal!!!!

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Butters
04-28-2003, 03:13 PM
happy birthday contra you jap cartoon loving bastard now this reminds me of a time when men were men and horses were small three toed animals that got eaten by giant birds in jungles prone to dance to dr.dre

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HordeKing1
04-28-2003, 04:14 PM
Happy Birthday! Best wishes for a great year.

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shellcreatives
04-28-2003, 04:14 PM
Does the ability to LEGALLY drink matter? I started at fourteen, and I'm later than most.

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grlNIN
04-28-2003, 05:12 PM
Does the ability to LEGALLY drink matter? I started at fourteen, and I'm later than most.




I think you are looking for AA, this is a Birthday thread.

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FollowThisLogic
04-28-2003, 05:50 PM
Now the Car Bombs will be LEGAL.....yeeeha!
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Happy birthday dude.

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canofsoup15
04-28-2003, 05:57 PM
Happy Birfday Budday

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Cybersoldier
04-28-2003, 06:46 PM
Happy b-day man, have a good one

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Contra
05-01-2003, 04:41 PM
well just wanted to up this to thank everyone for the birthday wishes.

I was in PA getting smashed for a few days as some of you know, and it was nice to return to this good gesture. now if anyone wants to bu me birthday drinks at bar 9 this coming tuesday....

and thank you to me girl for posting this first!

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LatinSpiceXoX
05-06-2003, 02:28 PM
Hey Sweetie, sorry I missed your birthday, I'm sure it was great!
I promise not to miss it next year!
:)

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