So exactly WHAT IS this 2% thing under people's names? [Archive]

Death Metal Moe

05-06-2003, 04:19 PM

I gotta know now. I thought it was a joke started by a few of you, but in another thread Blakjeezis said it was part of some little club or "FACTION."

Now that PISSES me off, because I started the Death Faction AS A JOKE a few months ago when I saw some other JOKE factions started, and we were collectivly told Factions were not cool on the board. They might start fights or whatever bullshit reason was given.

Now I find out there might have been a covert one?

What the fuck man. This is NOT COOL.

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reeshy

05-06-2003, 04:32 PM

Maybe it's like the 2% milk club or something!

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Tall_James

05-06-2003, 04:34 PM

Didn't "Outweek" magazine say that 2% of the American population is gay? Is that it?

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Reephdweller

05-06-2003, 04:40 PM

I believe I let my membership in the 2% pass by accident, but I've since joined a new "faction" called Pink Taco Buffet. And in that club I'm 109% baby. Hopefully the 2% welcome wagon will come back around with another invite and I can then re-enlist. I've been working on the secret handshake and code system for a while now. Plus I managed to pee on myself by accident the other day after drinking heavily, so I think I've met all the criteria.

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This message was edited by reefdwella on 5-7-03 @ 7:46 PM

SatCam

05-06-2003, 05:02 PM

98% of us dont know what 2% means. 2% do.

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IrishAlkey

05-06-2003, 05:37 PM

I dunno.

I think Jon put it in my sig text.

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blakjeezis

05-06-2003, 05:43 PM

I told you in another post. We all either bought or sold houses through YHD Foxton's.

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IrishAlkey

05-06-2003, 05:45 PM

It has to do with who here has grabbed Blackjeezis' genitals.

There. I said it.

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silera

05-06-2003, 06:02 PM

It looks like a penis with balls to me.

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blakjeezis

05-06-2003, 06:33 PM

Blackjeezis'

Dude, it's in big-ass flashing letters in the middle of the Goddamn screen. Can you at least make an attempt, you broken down, gap-toothed, illiterate motherfucker. And to think I let you touch me.

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fluffernutter

05-06-2003, 06:37 PM

I remember having the 24.6% meaner thing casue CZM said I was mean. Then Moe said i seemed to be ok. I have since calmed down. I can't remember seeing the %'s before but then again I never looked. I was also a fan of argyle socks before they became popular too.

Always the trendsetter never the trend I always say.

Now I am EXCLUSIVELY a part of the metal percentile. Feel free to join whoever. I just like metal, thats all. I don't want to fuck with the Death Faction because they downright SCARE me.

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Iamnotatool

05-06-2003, 08:15 PM

It looks like a penis with balls to me

What doesnt look like a penis with balls to you??

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kc7586

05-06-2003, 08:26 PM

its a secret cult but shhhhh no one knows

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Arienette

05-06-2003, 08:50 PM

it's a pompous asshole thang.

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cheezeemee

05-06-2003, 08:54 PM

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TheMojoPin

05-06-2003, 09:51 PM

Only 2% of me has seen the sun since I began my near-10,000 posting rampage a year ago. And that 2% was erect and enraged. Or so I'm told.

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guttersnipe

05-07-2003, 01:02 AM

I'm starting the eleventeen % faction.

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DreamWeaver

05-07-2003, 03:46 AM

I used to work with this cheesy girl from Sayreville who on the windshield of her cheesy little red honda civic had "A Touch of Class" in big red bubble letters. If you have to go around flaunting that you have it, you usually don't have it at all.

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TooCute

05-07-2003, 11:52 AM

And that 2% was erect and enraged

Enraged or engorged?

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FollowThisLogic

05-07-2003, 12:47 PM

Percent of quality in said users' posts, perhaps?

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cheezeemee

05-07-2003, 12:56 PM

And that 2% was erect and enraged
Enraged or engorged?

Engage
seemed appropriate

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JustJon

05-07-2003, 03:36 PM

I think Jon put it in my sig text.

Nope, I'm the one who removed it from user's statuses when I saw it there.

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ADF

05-08-2003, 02:39 PM

I don't think it's a big deal. Mainly, I think it's just a thing that means that Grant likes you, which is something that I'm more than happy to accept. He's a great guy.

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TheMojoPin

05-08-2003, 03:21 PM

I think it's just a thing that means that Grant likes you, which is something that I'm more than happy to accept. He's a great guy.

Just wish I knew who filled the vacancy in his tomb.

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05-08-2003, 04:47 PM

TheMojoPin

05-08-2003, 05:13 PM

"Why ya caaaaaarre?"

No, wait, strike that. I don't.

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RageCage

05-08-2003, 08:23 PM

I think it's just a thing that means that Grant likes you

Who's Grant?

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Arienette

05-08-2003, 08:27 PM

Who's Grant?<img src="http://www.bfi.org.uk/showing/nft/featurearchive/grant/images/arsenic.jpg"></img>

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ADF

05-08-2003, 08:35 PM

Who's Grant?

Grant = The Chairman.

Mojo was referring to the old "grant's tomb" joke, but Ari's response is the awful truth.

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A.J.

05-09-2003, 07:25 AM

Who's Grant?

"Oh, Mr. Grant!"

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Aggie

05-16-2003, 01:06 PM

It's a conspiracy people. The Mods have been pushing this 2% thing for awhile, we just needed to be smart enough to figure it out. Look what I just found in the RF.NET Store:

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Tall_James

05-16-2003, 01:16 PM

Look what I just found in the RF.NET Store:

Nice eye Aggie! This is as damning as the Zapruder film!!!

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reeshy

05-16-2003, 01:21 PM

See!!! I knew it was a conspiracy the whole, friggin' time dammit!!!

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TheMojoPin

05-16-2003, 09:45 PM

Kiss Mr. Quimper!

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 5-17-03 @ 1:46 AM