Is a Texas Weiner in Texas just called a Weiner? [Archive]

Death Metal Moe

05-06-2003, 06:56 PM

I mean, it's kinda redundant. You already IN Texas, so is it just a Weiner there?

Maybe they call plain ones "Big Pussy Weiners"?

And on another related topic for Aggie, has a guy ever tried to pick you up by offering you a taste of his Texas Weiner? Jerks!

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fluffernutter

05-06-2003, 07:29 PM

Maybe Texas Weiner is just a way of saying "BIG" cause Isn't everything BIG in Texas?

It is kind of like ordering a Philly Cheese Steak in Philly. We NEVER say Philly Cheese Steak in the city. It is always just a cheese steak. The Philly Cheese Steaks outside of the Philly area and surrounding suburbs SUCKS!

I always wanted to try a Texas Weiner. No, not THAT weiner you sick freaks.

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nickeye

05-06-2003, 07:31 PM

Maybe they call plain ones "Big Pussy Weiners"?
I think Moe may have stumbled upon the worst name for a stripper EVER.

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mikeyboy

05-06-2003, 07:34 PM

What the hell is a texas weiner.

Dig the cake...for today only.

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05-06-2003, 07:36 PM

throw in the California Burger...

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TheMojoPin

05-06-2003, 08:57 PM

I only eat Jewish wieners.

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jratt

05-07-2003, 04:20 AM

i remember there was a place growing up at my grandmas in middlesex called texas weiner II and every time i eat there i git sick to my stomach do you know what chillidog shiy smells like it is not friendly at all

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Tall_James

05-07-2003, 04:56 AM

Mikeyboy....check this -

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ADF

05-07-2003, 05:14 AM

I bet Nick the Dick from Bachelor Party, starring Tom Hanks, had a Texas Weiner.

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Tall_James

05-07-2003, 05:29 AM

I bet Nick the Dick from Bachelor Party, starring Tom Hanks, had a Texas Weiner.

"Is that a foot-long?"

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Aggie

05-07-2003, 05:39 AM

I mean, it's kinda redundant. You already IN Texas, so is it just a Weiner there?

Maybe they call plain ones "Big Pussy Weiners"?

And on another related topic for Aggie, has a guy ever tried to pick you up by offering you a taste of his Texas Weiner? Jerks!

I'll help answer your question as long as I can have a taste of your Jersey sized weiner.

You would think they would just call it a Weiner here in Texas but on the contrary, MANY things have 'Texas' references in them....it's all part of their state pride down here.

Not only are there Texas Weiners, but there's Texas Toast, Texas Burgers .... and endless products and promotions that are 'Texas Sized'
I've never been so inundated with size concerns, it makes you think they're overcompensating for something.

As far as the men go, I've never heard that line, but I have heard "Hey there little lady, you ever been riding? How bout you ride THIS cowboy?"

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A.J.

05-07-2003, 05:52 AM

I bet Nick the Dick from Bachelor Party, starring Tom Hanks, had a Texas Weiner.

"Is that a foot-long?"

"And then some!"

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DarkHippie

05-07-2003, 05:58 AM

In texas, they just call it lucifer

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Tall_James

05-07-2003, 06:07 AM

AJinDC - You never disappoint me! :)

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nickeye

05-07-2003, 07:25 AM

as I can have a taste of your Jersey sized weiner.
Ha, ha, Moe. Aggie said your dink looks like Cape May.

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Death Metal Moe

05-07-2003, 12:18 PM

Does that mean a Jersey Weiner uses too much hairspray and pisses with an accent?

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SuperClerk

05-07-2003, 12:28 PM

You rule AJ!!!!!

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cheezeemee

05-07-2003, 01:19 PM

Best Texas Weiner is on 22 west in Greenbrook

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Heavy

05-08-2003, 04:55 PM

You think they dont call Ketucky Fried Chicken Kentucky Fried Chicken in Kentucky? What about Coney Island hotdogs on Coney Island?

I here if you go to a bar on Long Island You just have to ask for Iced Tea and they give you a Long Island Ice Tea

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05-10-2003, 07:51 AM

What about a chile cheese dog in Chile? do they call it a cheese dog? and if you order it as a cheese dog do you get it with chile or just cheese?

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05-10-2003, 08:15 AM

Texas, what a scary place.
My mom was telling me how she got pulled over there in the 70s with her sister just because they had New Jersey plates. Her sister had a bag on her and had to hide it in her bra. She said they just tore the car apart for no reason though.

TheMojoPin

05-10-2003, 09:34 AM

Her sister had a bag on her and had to hide it in her bra. She said they just tore the car apart for no reason though.

Stoner logic...GOTTA love it...

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golfcourseguy

05-10-2003, 12:21 PM

I here if you go to a bar on Long Island You just have to ask for Iced Tea and they give you a Long Island Ice Tea

This has happened to me, I sent it back, no problem.

The thing I remember most about Texas was seeing "pure grain alcohol" available in every size. I think this explains alot of their "drawl".

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swiss miss

05-11-2003, 10:06 AM

oooooh, fluffernutter, i didnt know you represent the 215!!!!! Me too!!! and yes, its justa cheese steak.........Im all about a chicken cheasesteak with PICKLES.....and cheese fries with WIZ!!!!

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Reephdweller

05-11-2003, 10:56 AM

And of course the old one...what do they call Chinese Food in China?

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Lulu

05-11-2003, 03:30 PM

endless products and promotions that are 'Texas Sized'Hmm... would this make you rack "Texas Sized?" Or would it be considered "Jersey Jumbo?"

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05-11-2003, 03:35 PM

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Ralphy Ramone

05-12-2003, 12:42 AM

Not only are there Texas Weiners, but there's Texas Toast, Texas Burgers .... and endless products and promotions that are 'Texas Sized'

I know it sounds disgusting,but what about a Texas Brown!?

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Aggie

05-12-2003, 06:23 AM

Hmm... would this make you rack "Texas Sized?" Or would it be considered "Jersey Jumbo?"
Well sis, you're not far behind my Texas sized rack, I guess you could say you have some Jumbo Jersey tomatos, it runs in the family. Flaunt it if you got it :)

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Aggie

05-13-2003, 08:35 AM

Lulu and I saw one of these when she was down here visiting me...it's not the exact one, but THIS is TEXAS SIZED:

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Lulu

05-13-2003, 01:22 PM

Yeah, I remember that white trash limo. I was still high that day from the night before. Damn, that shit was strong. And was that really an aquarium we were at?

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05-13-2003, 01:26 PM

I'm wallpapering my bedroom with that picture.

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05-13-2003, 02:01 PM

I'm getting your walls pre-moistened for all that wallpaper.

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TheBrain007

05-19-2003, 10:30 AM

The tried calling them "Jersey weiners" but it just didn't sound right...

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05-19-2003, 10:35 AM

I'm wallpapering my bedroom with that picture.

I'm getting your walls pre-moistened for all that wallpaper.

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TheMojoPin

05-19-2003, 04:01 PM

There's plenty of room for MAN-SIZED sodomy in the back, so, yeah...

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