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furie
05-08-2003, 12:20 PM
What was the worst swill you've ever tried? For me, it was a little drink called Crazy Horse. That shit turned my stomach. I also hate Coors light simply because it has no flavor.

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StupidGirlllll
05-08-2003, 12:27 PM
Any & all beers I just can not get who would like that flavor.

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TheMojoPin
05-08-2003, 12:29 PM
Any & all beers I just can not get who would like that flavor.

Stupid Girl

Wow, now THAT'S staying in character. Way to go.

Fosters is awful. Australia should be ashmed. The "national" beer of Thailand, Beer Singh, is easily THE worst I've ever had.

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RageCage
05-08-2003, 12:59 PM
For me, it was a little drink called Crazy Horse.

Crazy Horse is not beer, its malt liquor. The worst beer ever is Milwaukee's Best Ice.

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furie
05-08-2003, 01:21 PM
Crazy Horse is not beer, its malt liquor.


Malt liquor is a type of beer.

Malt liquor

In the United States, this term indicates a strong lager, often made with a high amount of sugar to produce a thin but potent brew. These beers are designed to deliver a strong alcoholic punch (around 6-8%) but little else. They are light beers with a kick, often cheaply made with a high proportion of sugar and using enzymes to create more alcohol. Sales of malt liquor account for about 4% of the total American beer market.



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Aggie
05-08-2003, 01:24 PM
Natty (Natural) Lite..Ick.

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Steels
05-08-2003, 01:40 PM
Milwaukee Best

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TheMojoPin
05-08-2003, 01:52 PM
And let's cut the shit. Pabst is the worst beer, EVER. Easily. By far. Anyone who says otherwise is just trying to sound cute. Not only does it give you almost immediate beer shits, odds are you'll be spraying nothing but liquid and foam from your mangled asshole for the next 48 hours. Beer whores.

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Gvac
05-08-2003, 02:41 PM
Schmidts and Meister Brau are two of the worst beers I ever had the displeasure of imbibing.

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EddieMoscone
05-08-2003, 02:45 PM
On the Malt Liquor front...back in HS (88-92) my friends and I all thought we were little gangstas. We originally drank 40's of Colt 45, moved onto Old English 800, jumped on the St. Ides bandwagon (mostly because of ice Cube) and then graduated to the harshest of all malt liquors, Crazy Horse. One night on a dare, I chugged an entire 40 of it in one shot, then proceeded to drink 2 more during the night. I wound up stumbling up and down Jamaica Avenue in Woodhaven for a few hours before walking 2-3 miles home to Maspeth.

As far as regular beer, it's gotta be the Beast (Milwaukee's Best). Any beer that went for $3.99 a case had to be the most putrid shit ever. In college we drank so much of it though that we got used to it. Once every two months or so we'd get Bud as a special treat.

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05-08-2003, 02:48 PM
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WRESTLINGFAN
05-08-2003, 05:35 PM
Meister Brau. AWFUL!!!!!!!!

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Death Metal Moe
05-08-2003, 05:39 PM
Gotta go with Big Kev.

Pabst is the water they rinse old barrels out with before they fill them with actual beer.

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furie
05-08-2003, 05:48 PM
Not only does it give you almost immediate beer shits, odds are you'll be spraying nothing but liquid and foam from your mangled asshole for the next 48 hours


oh thank God. I thought that only happened to me.

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05-08-2003, 06:23 PM
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hyperspace
05-08-2003, 06:24 PM
worst beer Falls City Beer around 1989-90 it was $3.00 a case and tasted awful fresh and cold second gotta go with Meister Brau!!!

Recyclerz
05-08-2003, 06:38 PM
1. Milwaukee's Best
2. Schmidts

And let's cut the shit. Pabst is the worst beer, EVER. Easily. By far.

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The Jays
05-08-2003, 06:48 PM
And let's cut the shit. Pabst is the worst beer, EVER.


... I read recently that Pabst is making a comeback with some forms of yuppies, because it's becoming hip to drink really shitty beer....

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IrishAlkey
05-08-2003, 07:01 PM
... I read recently that Pabst is making a comeback with some forms of yuppies, because it's becoming hip to drink really shitty beer....

Yup.

I go to this bar 7B in the city and all the yup-yups order it.

Worst I ever drank was Milwaukee's Best Ice Lite while it was piss warm.

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TheMojoPin
05-08-2003, 07:23 PM
... I read recently that Pabst is making a comeback with some forms of yuppies, because it's becoming hip to drink really shitty beer....

So that's all Jeff has been drinking out in Cali?

Lord, what IS the world coming to? People willingly pooring delicious French wine down the sewer, yet happily paying for overpriced diseased piss at. Ye Gads.

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Shecky
05-08-2003, 07:31 PM
Golden Anniversary....Meister Chow

As for PBR, I guess I'm a yuppie who's trying to sound cute by drinking water they rinse old barrels out with before they fill them with actual beer.






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Johnathan H Christ
05-08-2003, 08:36 PM
available only in the whitetrash suburbs of baltimore the little known "natty bo"

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ADF
05-08-2003, 08:43 PM
I like Foster's in that big oil can.

The worst beer I ever had was Coors Gold. Barf.



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TheMojoPin
05-08-2003, 08:48 PM
Miller High Life is pretty wretched.

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05-09-2003, 12:48 AM
Busch

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Shecky
05-09-2003, 03:04 AM
Budweiser at Giant Stadium is pretty Bad.

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