My dear Miss Aggie....

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]...We represent the estate of Mr. Gary Wyze and as such it is contingent upon us to inform you of the following:

On or about the 19th day of June, 2003, you were observed using the color purple in your text while posting on the ronfez.net message board.

We submit the following as Exhibit A (the 15th post in) (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?TOPIC=29343&FORUM=75)

Now, in as much as you have 1) been a member of this particular online community for several years now, and 2) have directly corresponded with our client in the past, we can't help but feel that you must be aware of the fact that purple is his signature color.

While we're sure that your use of the same was a the result of some simple board glitch, we must ask you to take care in future postings so as not to allow this tragedy to occur again.

As for the incident at hand, our position is that unfortunately what's done is done. In way of restitution, may we suggest a picture of your ample bosom? Or perhaps one of you in pink panties and a belly shirt? If it's any help, we understand our client actually has a prefence for the latter. Although any combination of the two will also suffice.

Thanking you in advance for your anticipated cooperation in resolving this matter, I remain

WyzeAttorney, Esq.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

this is the worst pickup line I've ever read - unless of course the pic gets posted :-)

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[IrishAlkey]

To whom it may concern,

Pstn00dzplzkthx.

Sincerely,

Alkey

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[Jennitalia]

all you had to do was offer her weed, and i'm sure she'd be happy to comply :)

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[ToddEVF]

Wow that was a waste of a post

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This message was edited by ToddEVF on 6-19-03 @ 12:06 PM

[Hosp]

[color=Purple]I am so embarrassed to share the same first name with you. I think your plan may have backfired.

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This message was edited by Hosp on 6-19-03 @ 12:11 PM

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]Nope, my plan was only to kill 15 minutes. And to see how many tools I could get to post in purple. Mission accomplished. Woohoo!!!!

Todd, go away!

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This message was edited by GaryWyze on 6-19-03 @ 12:20 PM

[IrishAlkey]

I didn't reply in purple.

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]See, that's why you're my nigga.

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This message was edited by GaryWyze on 6-19-03 @ 12:22 PM

[ToddEVF]

Todd, go away!


but i have no where else to go

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[A.J.]

but i have no where else to go

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[Jennitalia]

Alkey is a rebel.

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[Def Dave in SC]

See, that's why you're my nigga.


You can't say that! Thats our word for us!

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[Hosp]

Did he just call me and Jenn tools and Jenn let it go?

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[IrishAlkey]

Alkey is a rebel.

Ever fuck a rebel?

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[ToddEVF]

Did he just call me and Jenn tools and Jenn let it go?

by the way i see it. Yes, and yes. i'm scared too

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[Aggie]

I plead the Fifth. And so do my 'ample breasts'.

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]Tool in a good way.

And YES, I've got Aggie and her breasts pleading with me.

Life is good!



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[ToddEVF]

Tool in a good way.


Is it possible for tool to be said in a good way towards people?

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[IrishAlkey]

I can make her plead more than five times.

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[Jennitalia]

Alkey is a rebel.

Ever fuck a rebel?

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yes, I have. I miss him. He was a great fuck




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[Aggie]

I can make her plead more than five times.


And he'll still leave me begging for more.

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[IrishAlkey]

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

I'm gonna' go j/o now...

<3

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[Hosp]

Maybe it was all the purple posting, but that was pretty hot right there.

And I will pay good money for nude pics of Aggie,or atleast ones of her in nothing but a Giants Jersey.

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This message was edited by Hosp on 6-19-03 @ 3:32 PM

[JustJon]

[color=purple]See, that's why you're my nigga.

And Dave Attel's too

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[Aggie]

And I will pay good money for nude pics of Aggie,or atleast ones of her in nothing but a Giants Jersey.


What if it's a Devils jersey? I already have some pics of that. ;) I could use some money!

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This message was edited by Aggie on 6-19-03 @ 4:15 PM

[fatty]

man if only you guys realized how easy it is to get aggie, i didn't even want her and she was all over my ass. but hey be persistent, who knows what will happen.

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[Hosp]

What if it's a Devils jersey? I already have some pics of that. I could use some money!
Sure, I'll pay you 1 million Turkish Lira for those pics.

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[Death Metal Moe]

And they accuse ME of scraping the bottom of the barrel?

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[TheGameHHH]

I wish it was my Devils jersey


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[Hosp]

The Sports Jersey look is a little less sexy then the Men's dress shirt look on a woman. I love those looks, they usually happen right after sex.

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[TheMojoPin]

The Sports Jersey look is a little less sexy then the Men's dress shirt look on a woman. I love those looks, they usually happen right after sex.


Thanks, Professor Fucksabunch!

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[Hosp]

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