What if the Seinfeld cast were Ron & Fez fans?

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]Setting: Monk's Coffee Shop, daytime, Jerry & George are having lunch.

Jerry: You been looking at that menu for 5 minutes already, we eat here every day... how can you not know what you want?

George: I order by mood. Hmmm, let's see, - *taps hand on table* - what kind of mood am I in today?

Jerry: Mood? Get outta gere! You study that menu every time we come in here and always end up ordering the the same thing... tuna salad on rye toast.

George: Seemingly, but within that basic order are very subtle variations. Sometimes the toast is buttered, sometimes the sandwich is cut in 1/2, sometimes I have it quartered. It's all about the mood, Jerry. It's all about the mood.

*Enter Kramer, who squeezes himself into the few inches remaining on Jerry's side of the both, forcing him to slide over*

Kramer: Hey, did you guys catch the show last night? Billy really went off on Harry, huh?

Jerry: Oh, please, those two hacks. They make Banta look like cutting edge.

Kramer: How about you, George? Who do ya think will be the new Rory?

George: I still - *mumbles* - the show

Jerry & Kramer together - What? What did ya say?

George: *louder and angry* I said that I STILL CAN'T GET THE SHOW, okay?

Jerry: *laughing* Why? Just IM Jiz for the link.

George: I did, he won't give it to me.

Jerry: Why not? Just tell him you're a fan.

Georger: I did, he says I can't be trusted.

Kramer: Yeah, I can see that.

George: *astonished* You can SEE that?

Jerry: Yeah, I can see that too.

George: Well, that's all gonna change. Next week I'm going to Bar 9. Before you know, INNER CIRCLE, BABY!

Jerry: *sarcastically* You? Inner Circle? *1/2 laughing* I don't think so.

George: Well, my friend, not only will I crack that Inner Circle, but I think once Ron & Fez get to know me, <b>I'll</b> be the new Rory.

Jerry: Yeah, that's just what they need. You and Billy are the same staff.

Kramer: WonderRay will never have it.

Jerry: Ray? Mikey is going to be the next producer!

Kramer: Never happen! Mikey's still stuck in the 80's, Ray is the future of the show.

Jerry: Yeah, because they really wanna go after that ferociously sort after punk rock demographic, right?

Kramer: *unable to detect the sarcasm, slap his hands and points to Jerry* You got that right, babay!

*waitress approaches table, asks to all "what can I get you?"

Jerry: Egg white omlette, please.

George: Tuna salad on rye toast, UNCUT, please.

Kramer: Hmmmmmmm, let's see.... what kind of mood am I in today?

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[TheMojoPin]

Banta

So does he leave behind Banta-fodder?

I always thought it was Kenny BANYA.

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[silera]

George: Tuna salad on rye toast, UNCUT, please.


So, George was feeling gentile?


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[Aggie]

Possible nicknames for George on the show:

T-Bone or Coco

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[JiZ]

That was a pretty funny scene. However, let the record show that I have never turned anyone down for any links to anything. Well, maybe a few. Also, this "Inner circle" thing has gone to far. I would like to have it removed if it's still under my name. Not only do I want out of the "Inner Circle", I don't wanna be in any cliques. :mad:

Its is my deep seeded hatred and utter contempt for human life that gets me through each day

[Spank Daddy]

Elaine walks in, sits down and says:
"Did you hear the show last night, that little Lenay is so adorable, I love her."

George: "What do you know about adorable ?"

Elaine: "I know you're an asswhack"

[Hosp]

Possible nicknames for George on the show:

T-Bone or Coco



No, there's only one possible nickname, Bosco.

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]You're right, it is Banya. Although with a T and a Y, I could claim typo.



So, George was feeling gentile?


Now that's fucking funny!

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[TheMojoPin]

You're right, it is Banya. Although with a T and a Y, I could claim typo.


Not if you have one of these curvey, future keyboards like I have. Then the "T" and the "Y" are seperated. Though you could still claim you were just drunk, or you only have a handsome stump.

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[jocefus]

Possible nicknames for George on the show:


dont forget biff

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[Green Lantern]

Dark Hippie would make a perfect Kramer.

[croooow]

If they were R&F fans they'd have to move to DC MD or VA
to hear them. (unless something is in the works mmm?)

[Immigration Dude]

They could just try to get transfered to a prison within listening range.

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[JustJon]

Who AAARRREEE these people that listen to the radio over the internet?

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[The Chairman]

gARY, EXCELLENT.

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[SatCam]

A+ I could smoothly act it out in my head, although some of Jerry's parts were a little off character. But when I can accually hear these voices, (yes! I hear voices!!) you know it's good. Oh and thanks for the little insert on the su hint.

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