GaryWyze
06-24-2003, 07:09 AM
[color=purple]Setting: Monk's Coffee Shop, daytime, Jerry & George are having lunch.
Jerry: You been looking at that menu for 5 minutes already, we eat here every day... how can you not know what you want?
George: I order by mood. Hmmm, let's see, - *taps hand on table* - what kind of mood am I in today?
Jerry: Mood? Get outta gere! You study that menu every time we come in here and always end up ordering the the same thing... tuna salad on rye toast.
George: Seemingly, but within that basic order are very subtle variations. Sometimes the toast is buttered, sometimes the sandwich is cut in 1/2, sometimes I have it quartered. It's all about the mood, Jerry. It's all about the mood.
*Enter Kramer, who squeezes himself into the few inches remaining on Jerry's side of the both, forcing him to slide over*
Kramer: Hey, did you guys catch the show last night? Billy really went off on Harry, huh?
Jerry: Oh, please, those two hacks. They make Banta look like cutting edge.
Kramer: How about you, George? Who do ya think will be the new Rory?
George: I still - *mumbles* - the show
Jerry & Kramer together - What? What did ya say?
George: *louder and angry* I said that I STILL CAN'T GET THE SHOW, okay?
Jerry: *laughing* Why? Just IM Jiz for the link.
George: I did, he won't give it to me.
Jerry: Why not? Just tell him you're a fan.
Georger: I did, he says I can't be trusted.
Kramer: Yeah, I can see that.
George: *astonished* You can SEE that?
Jerry: Yeah, I can see that too.
George: Well, that's all gonna change. Next week I'm going to Bar 9. Before you know, INNER CIRCLE, BABY!
Jerry: *sarcastically* You? Inner Circle? *1/2 laughing* I don't think so.
George: Well, my friend, not only will I crack that Inner Circle, but I think once Ron & Fez get to know me, <b>I'll</b> be the new Rory.
Jerry: Yeah, that's just what they need. You and Billy are the same staff.
Kramer: WonderRay will never have it.
Jerry: Ray? Mikey is going to be the next producer!
Kramer: Never happen! Mikey's still stuck in the 80's, Ray is the future of the show.
Jerry: Yeah, because they really wanna go after that ferociously sort after punk rock demographic, right?
Kramer: *unable to detect the sarcasm, slap his hands and points to Jerry* You got that right, babay!
*waitress approaches table, asks to all "what can I get you?"
Jerry: Egg white omlette, please.
George: Tuna salad on rye toast, UNCUT, please.
Kramer: Hmmmmmmm, let's see.... what kind of mood am I in today?
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Much thanks to CZM for the killer
Jerry: You been looking at that menu for 5 minutes already, we eat here every day... how can you not know what you want?
George: I order by mood. Hmmm, let's see, - *taps hand on table* - what kind of mood am I in today?
Jerry: Mood? Get outta gere! You study that menu every time we come in here and always end up ordering the the same thing... tuna salad on rye toast.
George: Seemingly, but within that basic order are very subtle variations. Sometimes the toast is buttered, sometimes the sandwich is cut in 1/2, sometimes I have it quartered. It's all about the mood, Jerry. It's all about the mood.
*Enter Kramer, who squeezes himself into the few inches remaining on Jerry's side of the both, forcing him to slide over*
Kramer: Hey, did you guys catch the show last night? Billy really went off on Harry, huh?
Jerry: Oh, please, those two hacks. They make Banta look like cutting edge.
Kramer: How about you, George? Who do ya think will be the new Rory?
George: I still - *mumbles* - the show
Jerry & Kramer together - What? What did ya say?
George: *louder and angry* I said that I STILL CAN'T GET THE SHOW, okay?
Jerry: *laughing* Why? Just IM Jiz for the link.
George: I did, he won't give it to me.
Jerry: Why not? Just tell him you're a fan.
Georger: I did, he says I can't be trusted.
Kramer: Yeah, I can see that.
George: *astonished* You can SEE that?
Jerry: Yeah, I can see that too.
George: Well, that's all gonna change. Next week I'm going to Bar 9. Before you know, INNER CIRCLE, BABY!
Jerry: *sarcastically* You? Inner Circle? *1/2 laughing* I don't think so.
George: Well, my friend, not only will I crack that Inner Circle, but I think once Ron & Fez get to know me, <b>I'll</b> be the new Rory.
Jerry: Yeah, that's just what they need. You and Billy are the same staff.
Kramer: WonderRay will never have it.
Jerry: Ray? Mikey is going to be the next producer!
Kramer: Never happen! Mikey's still stuck in the 80's, Ray is the future of the show.
Jerry: Yeah, because they really wanna go after that ferociously sort after punk rock demographic, right?
Kramer: *unable to detect the sarcasm, slap his hands and points to Jerry* You got that right, babay!
*waitress approaches table, asks to all "what can I get you?"
Jerry: Egg white omlette, please.
George: Tuna salad on rye toast, UNCUT, please.
Kramer: Hmmmmmmm, let's see.... what kind of mood am I in today?
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Much thanks to CZM for the killer