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Death Metal Moe

06-26-2003, 06:48 PM

We CAN'T find a way to NOT have a huge pile of crshed tortilla chips at the bottom of every bag?!

What's the dilly, silly?

I feel like such a waster if I throw them out, so I'm literally sipping salsa out of a small bowl like SOUP and then eating a small handful of crushed chip bits!

There MUST be a solution.

And don't tell me about that tube of tortilla chips that some like Pringles because those things get crushed a little too.

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McNabbShouldDie

06-26-2003, 06:52 PM

I dont mind the crushed tortillas at all. I eat the bigger, full ones with salsa but when they start to get crushed and smaller i put them in a bowl with taco cheese and heat them up in the microwave. Good stuff.

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TheMojoPin

06-26-2003, 08:35 PM

We can put a man on the moon, but...

I'm literally sipping salsa out of a small bowl like SOUP and then eating a small handful of crushed chip bits!

And people wonder why we have space shuttles going "ker-blooey".

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DJEvelEd

06-26-2003, 08:42 PM

Try opening the bag "upside down". At least your day will END better,,,

And with Doritoes/Fritos and such; the flavor normally wasted on the bottom, is waiting for you on top of the bag,,,,,,,,,,yummy

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Death Metal Moe

06-26-2003, 08:42 PM

Even I have my limits. I tossed the dusty chips after I discovered a WOOD CHIP in my bag of tortillas!

I was chewing and got to something that didn't break up right in my teeth. I pulled it out and saw wood pulp! It was a big splinter basically.

Fuckers.

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mdr55

06-26-2003, 08:57 PM

can't put more chips in the bag? Why am I paying for all that packaged air? Give me more chips dammit or make the bag smaller (so it LOOKS like we're getting MORE chips!).

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07-05-2003, 09:26 AM

Oh Moe I shouldve know you were half in the bag

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The Chairman

07-05-2003, 09:39 AM

Try opening the bag "upside down". At least your day will END better,,,

:) awesome.

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SatCam

07-05-2003, 06:32 PM

Yes please... smaller bags with more chips, but charge us the same as the big bags. Atleast we dont feel violated!!

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Death Metal Moe

07-06-2003, 12:27 PM

Try opening the bag "upside down". At least your day will END better,,,

I'll try that with chips and Doritos. Thanks. But I stilll want the whole tortilla chips 1st, so I'm still screwed on that front.

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SatCam

07-06-2003, 04:55 PM

take the crushed chips and put them on the whole chips.

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Death Metal Moe

07-06-2003, 04:59 PM

Actually I'm going to try McNabb's idea with the chip bits in cheese next time I have a bag.

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FUNKMAN

07-06-2003, 05:06 PM

same thing happens with cereal... i use a pasta strainer to seperate the bitsy crumbs and dust from the whole and half pieces when i get near the bottom of the box...

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TooCute

07-06-2003, 05:27 PM

There's a very good REASON why there is so much air in a bag of chips.

You'd be complaining about a hell of a lot more broken chips if there wasn't.

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07-06-2003, 07:50 PM

mdr55

07-06-2003, 07:52 PM

Pringles get crushed too! I always shake the can to see how many crushed chips are in them.

FUNKMAN

07-06-2003, 07:59 PM

what if they made potato chip bags out of bubblewrap, think it would help?...

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TheKnicks23

07-06-2003, 08:10 PM

This IS a big pain in the ass.

When you get near the end of the bag and are dipping with salsa you have to connect three chips just so you can get some salsa on those bastards. Then my hands get in the salsa and there's a big mess.

Then I always have half a jar of salsa sitting in the fridge and have no chips.

Maybe they could invent tortilla chip glue to glue the little pieces into a normal size chip that is dippable.

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