View Full Version : I ate foil. I assure you it was an accident.
Death Metal Moe
07-01-2003, 02:19 PM
So I'm driving home last night about 4AM and I remember that I have some of those Stork Chocolate Reisens in my bookbag. So I reachin the back seat, get the bag, open it and get the candy. Now it seems that since it was really hot, they melted a little to the wrapper. It also seems that there is an inner piece of thin foil they wrap each piece of candy in besides the plastic.
So in the dark I THOUGHT I removed all the foil in one piece. That is until I started to feel little hard areas of the chocolate treat that weren't dissolving in my mouth.
I kinda freaked out a little and began spitting in the empty bag the candy came it. So then I slowly began to pick pieces of foil out of my mouth and off my gums and tongue. It had also stuck to some of my fillings. Weak.
So I got home and brushed my teeth right away. But even though I did, I still woke up with a little piece of foil that had worked it's way out of my gums.
The moral of the story? FOIL BLOWS and I was stupid for not checking the candy before I put it in my mouth. Now I'm not going to fell truly clean in my mouth for days. I'll always be afraid that I'll get another small piece of foil out of some area of my gums.
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This message was edited by HBox on 3-13-05 @ 12:20 AM
Death Metal Moe
07-01-2003, 02:43 PM
Jesus HBox, SIZE those fucking picture!
You gotta use the IMG SRC= thing with quotes around the URL, then type width=350 or 400 and close the brackets <>
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sr71blackbird
07-01-2003, 03:19 PM
I hate that electric shock when my fillings come in contact with foil. :8o:
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This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 3-12-05 @ 9:42 AM
But if I size it, it would be less nasty.
Oh well..........
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PanterA
07-01-2003, 07:59 PM
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MASTER WINDU
07-06-2003, 03:08 PM
chewing on tin foil is right up there with licking a 9 volt battery.
RF Godfather
07-08-2003, 10:47 AM
Moe, is this a new way to get a cheap high?
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furie
07-14-2003, 07:11 AM
how'd you get it all down your throat?
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Andomray
03-11-2005, 09:40 PM
Does it make me stupid for intentionally chewing on tin foil? I mean, it was awhile ago, but I knew nothing good could come of it and I did it anyway.
I was a dumb kid.
And now a dumb adult.
IrishAlkey
03-11-2005, 09:44 PM
I was a dumb kid.
And now a dumb adult.
That answers my question.
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Andomray
03-11-2005, 10:14 PM
That answers my question.
In the process of making myself look dumb as dirt, I answered my own question, too...ha! I'm startin' to figger things out...
Death Metal Moe
03-12-2005, 08:06 PM
Does it make me stupid for intentionally chewing on tin foil? I mean, it was awhile ago, but I knew nothing good could come of it and I did it anyway.
I was a dumb kid.
And now a dumb adult.
It doesn't so much make you stupid as it does an easy target on this messageboard.
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Bulldogcakes
03-13-2005, 07:48 AM
The times that happened to me, eating foil, it was awful. Something about chewing that shit really freaks me out.
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MHasegawa
03-13-2005, 10:14 AM
Puttin on the foil!
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Bulldogcakes
03-13-2005, 11:01 AM
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"Rats! FOILED again! I would have got away with it if not for Scooby Doo and you meddling kids!"
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03-13-2005, 03:06 PM
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Death Metal Moe
03-13-2005, 05:12 PM
I have no problem with people bringing up my old confessions, but what is the deal with this one?
It was one stupid thing I did.
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