- Personal Theme Song.........
- Still Horny? : Part II
- I ate foil. I assure you it was an accident.
- alright.....i know someone must be responsible
- when did you guys lose your virginity
- i've been watching a lot of porn
- WoW! I hate the heat!
- I like the smell of plastic!
- I bought my POWERBALL tix today!
- Impacted wisdom teeth: your mom's box
- I'm Watching Cupid...
- What comedians do you secretly enjoy?
- i lied to him.............im a slut
- I really hate going to the movie theater
- I'm such a nerd because. . .
- Do You Pay If Foward?
- I take my sandwiches apart....
- I unfold napkins
- Im 23 and I still live with my parents
- Creepy people bother me
- Hasidic Jews Love Me!
- I got a phone call from Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Dynamite K throws a MEAN Flair Chop!
- i "turn that up"
- I'm creeped out by Hawaiian shirts.
- I want alot of monkeys
- What are your phobias?
- Anyone ever played a full game of Monopoly?
- Im in a sticky situation thats ALL my fault
- I have to admit....
- I read my own profile!
- I don't own a CD player.
- i get drunk and bother people on AIM
- I barfed up chicken yesterday
- I'm gonna put my fist through this computer.
- I'm a-peeling
- Ive never seen a John Wayne Movie
- Blue Cheese
- I have the music to "Big O" stuck in my head!
- Im so sick of that song By Chad Kroeger & Santana
- I'm fascinated by weapons of destruction
- I think Goldberg will win at Summerslam.
- I had a Tommy Boy moment
- I like watching myself JO
- Do ya turn down music as you drive up to things?
- I could watch "The Trouble with Tribbles" anytime.
- Disc Cleanups kinda suck!
- Ever get caught in a SLOW?
- I've never seen an entire episode of Star Trek
- I HATE having to treat wounds.
- I stroke my office assistant all day long
- Neopets.com stole my balls!
- Highlights
- I steal hotel shampoo
- To RonFez.net from perrynoid
- Post Your Penis Size Here....
- I must admit...
- I wear womens underwear and I like it!
- sometimes i hate being the oldest
- I LOVE Escape (the Pina Colada song)
- I watched 2 Mary-Kate and Ashley videos...
- i take this board way too seriously
- I'm obsessed with stupid shit.
- spy report:on myself
- I liked the Tom Liekis show.
- MeMeMeMeMeMe(not about me)...
- I dance to the ending music
- My GF likes to watch
- Im starting to make pornos by myself
- i'm a drunken retard, how 'bout you?
- Death Metal rip-off!
- What's The Last Thing You've Stolen?...
- I really do have a great job
- 60 bucks for a haircut
- speed dating
- My Alarm Didn't go off. Yea right.
- I want to be involved in the political threads BUT
- I confess. I am really.........
- I keep takeout change from my parents
- i'm a big horndog
- My cats make me feel really guilty
- How do you deal with a nastly looking toilet seat?
- Ladies a Poll for you
- I Flip Over People's Toilet Paper
- So, I bought this Dale Ernheart JR shirt...
- I am using Kazaa to access RF.net
- In the shower today, I put conditioner on my face
- i had a sex dream last night
- I saw "The Way We Were" today
- I don't play an instrument
- I Dreamt Of Mark Farner Last Night
- how do I improve?
- I curse at insignificant things
- A pathetic habit I've gotten into...
- The Way A Man Thinks
- I didnt have the courage to ask
- I'm listening to KTU
- I had to give up my pet monkey
- comedians you're ashamed to admit you like
- All work and no Play
- I Miss Billy Staples
- Love Songs
- I Highlight Random Lines In My Textbooks.
- I Was Born In 1893
- I've gone Turbo
- Confess-Do you stop for Yellow lights or run them?
- Day One
- My boyfriend wont have sex with me right now and..
- Eye Rock
- Just call me little Mary Sunshine...
- I left the iron on
- I don't wear underwear
- Sometimes I say I'm married...
- My girlfriend farted in my mouth
- I displace items
- I was going to tear it up without reading it
- drugs do kill
- I applied to "Queer Eye"
- How old is your computer?
- addicted to NPR
- I drive in the left lane in jersey
- I never yanked with lotion
- People You'd Like To Take Down a Few Notches...
- I bought a Big Ass card on ebay for $12
- I go to Nassau Community College
- I don't know how to fill out my profile
- I had phone sex today!
- I shave by body hair
- How tough skinned are you?
- I'm addicted to avacados
- how do you feel about salad tossing?
- Do you wish on falling stars?
- I'm cutting school today
- I have the best profile
- Why do people hate me??
- I'm probably getting a guy filred
- I Tapped Out My Penis Today
- i'm terrified of marriage
- Come on you freaks..admit it......
- i love that "newlyweds - jessica and nick" show
- I know what thread count is.
- i had a moist dream last night
- I drink beer until I pass out
- I think marijuana is the bomb
- I had sex
- I've been dreaming of lesbo sex
- I have a dream
- Subway Jared should die of ass cancer
- I am/was shock_poster
- My DVD player drive doesn't work.
- I went into the Lindt chocolat store today.
- i have to get this off my chest.
- Unhallowed does a good deed for a cat.
- I have no life
- ron's in love with me
- I quit my job today.
- I'm incredibly bored at work.
- I got Lighter Rash.
- heckler is in love with my shoes
- College sux,HS was great
- I love chicks with black lipstick
- Board characters annoy me
- What Grades Did You Get???
- my professor almost made me cry today
- I'm in China
- I once got locked in my house and got hungry...
- I need to catch up on my batching
- I'll be handing out Tums and breath mints this Hal
- Do you think wet and dry measure are the same?
- I was never really in the Holloween Spirit
- The Craziest Thing You've Eaten
- my boyfriend bled on my face
- 1st Prize for best costume
- I dreamt I was Harry Potter
- I hate my job
- I almost flipped out at my old boss today.
- I can't stop singing the Crank Yankers theme
- I love Gambling!
- I like it in the can
- Weirdist relatives
- My girl will give me anal if I let her do me too
- I'm sorry...
- I haven't masturbated in three days
- i gave a guy a handjob at school today
- My girlfriend is built like a beachball!
- I saw my friend cut his finger off.
- Newsgroups
- re: salt rails, the strangest line you ever did
- I tried crack for the first time today
- I think I bit off more than I could chew
- I think I'm involved in a part of American History
- A Guy at Work Touched My Boob
- Sex in the workplace...
- I Can't Do More Than 20 Push-Ups
- Plaxo annoys me.
- I'm addicted to online casino gambling
- Famil guy wallpaper search=Gay porn...
- Beware of sluts and whores
- I'm addicted to C-SPAN
- I had sex with a girl for the first time Saturday
- THE OC
- I'm a leaner
- Weird Habits
- I used a tampon
- Figure skaters are hot!
- Those who can't: teach!
- if i had 30 seconds on national t.v
- i shat in the shower
- my sister likes to grab my ass
- I had a dream about Myra the other night......
- I actually slipped on a banana peel.
- Dreadlocks repulse me
- i like the cheesecake factory
- I cant' stant a lot of ice in my soda cup.
- i got rug burn
- i'm about to lose it.
- Thanksgiving
- Shit that's not quite broken yet.
- i think i'm in trouble.
- My first confessional
- I decided to clean out my basement and attic.
- I think i caused early retirement!
- WARNING!! Lots of bitching about my job.....
- I read Parade Magazine
- Potato Chip Flavors
- "Which one of you girls did it?!"
- I'm a sucker for the Wedding Singer
- I can't shop for clothes with other people
- I have chosen to wear a sweater tomorrow
- Looping songs
- i've never seen ET
- I'm might be moving
- I hate being unemployed
- I spent 1.5 hrs fucking up the US education system
- Need ideas for Christmas?
- Anal : Yes or No
- I got a job
- Is the notion of Romantic love a strength or a weakness?
- fluffernutter' new sig
- i just found out i'm bi
- Ive been on hold for over 2 hours now
- Ever scratch yourself with a pen...
- Stupid is as Teacher does...
- I love persimmons
- What's The Worst Gift You've Ever Given?
- i've been sitting up for four days now
- My board name...
- How gay am I...
- depressed
- I'm still crying.