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SuperClerk
07-09-2003, 08:53 AM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030709/ap_on_he_me/coma_ends

I cannot even remotely imagine what he must be going through right now.

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mdr55
07-09-2003, 08:56 AM
Can he sue the makers of the movie Forever young and Mel Gibson for the movie about his life?
A.J.
07-09-2003, 09:03 AM
I cannot even remotely imagine what he must be going through right now.

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Wormwood
07-09-2003, 09:11 AM
Oh, I thought this was a link about George W. Bush.

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ChrisTheCop
07-09-2003, 09:32 AM
He'll go on to become a US senator, introducing a bill that makes it ok for coma victims to have sex with their sisters.

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Wormwood
07-09-2003, 09:36 AM
He'll go on to become a US senator, introducing a bill that makes it ok for coma victims to have sex with their sisters.

Thank you Chris, reliving that SNL bit might be the highlight of my day.

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Snoogans
07-09-2003, 09:52 AM
he knew what was up with the world until he dicided to quit and they zapped him with that thing that made him forget everything....oh wait...thats something else

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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StupidGirlllll
07-09-2003, 10:11 AM
yes

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Immigration Dude
07-09-2003, 12:31 PM
He woke up and didnt even have to ask if the Sox won the series...

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Snoogans
07-09-2003, 12:34 PM
He woke up and didnt even have to ask if the Sox won the series...


cold...and funny as hell

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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HBox
07-09-2003, 12:39 PM
Here is a transcript of his first conversation:

Coma Guy:We had a lousy, womanizing governor here in Arkansas. He isn't still governer, is he?
Nurse: No. He became president and led the country throught he most prosperous time in our history.
Coma Guy: Goodbye! (Kills himself)

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FiveB247
07-09-2003, 12:56 PM
That was a good napsky...

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Furtherman
07-09-2003, 01:00 PM
Nurse, could you please put the Dukes Of Hazzard on? What about Dallas? Quincy? That's Incredible?

Shit.
DarkHippie
07-09-2003, 01:36 PM
He started out with 'Mom' and surprised her and then it was 'Pepsi'
I smell a new ad campaign . . .

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Duke
07-09-2003, 02:47 PM
it must be nice to still think it is 1984

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SuperClerk
07-09-2003, 05:41 PM
Man- "What did I miss?"

Wife- "About 19 years."

Man- "Yawn. Guess I'll turn in."

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ADF
07-09-2003, 06:57 PM
Mom and Dad, did you really have to have sex right in front of me?

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Yerdaddy
07-09-2003, 07:08 PM
The first thing he did when he was able was to go see his favorite band, Great White, and then...

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Se7en
07-10-2003, 07:21 AM
Man awakes after 19 year coma


And discovers that London has been taken over by hordes of flesh-eating, post-human zombies.

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