Impacted wisdom teeth: your mom's box

[Hawiian shirt craig]

I have 4 impacted wisdom teeth, 3 of which are getting cut out at 9:30 tomorrow morning. the other is laying on my jaw bone, and probly wont move, so they are gonna wait to go for that one.

everytime i have surgery i always say "your mom's box" before they dope me up, or put me out. so that will be the last thing i ever said if i dont make it back from the drugs. u guys ever do stuff like that?

plus i'm scared about my face getting cut open.

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[Fallon]

Good luck with that Craig.

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Getting a little corrective surgery?

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[carguy]

I had some impacted teeth pulled when I was about ten. I had a bad reaction to something and my head swelled up like Charlie Brown's and I couldn't stop drooling for about a week. It also hurt like hell and I had to drink all my food for about two weeks. Good luck.

[FollowThisLogic]

I say Your Mom's Box quite a bit myself, as well. (http://www.yourmomsbox.net)

Like I could resist the easy set-up.

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[Reephdweller]

I say Your Mom's Box quite a bit myself, as well. (http://www.yourmomsbox.net)

Like I could resist the easy set-up.

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[HordeKing1]

Good luck with the surgery Craig.

Right before surgery I usually say something along the lines of "I'm here for the fusion, not the vasectomy."

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[West Side Claire]

I had a wisdom tooth pulled last week...just one.

Before I got it yanked out I could barely open my jaw and yawing was quite near impossible because the tooth had messed with my jaw so much. Dumb-ass that I am I went back to work immediately after thinking I'd be ok. Also, this was an emergency procedure so I wasn't able to give my work any notice of my leave. Well, I walked around with all the nerve endings in my face shot looking like a total f'in' idiot retard. Do not, I repeat do not plan on being normal looking or feeling normal for a good 10 hours.

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[DJEvelEd]

I had three pulled. I woke up in the middle, and I puked blood for 24 hours straight. Good Luck!

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[mikeyboy]

I got mine pulled when I was 17. They put me completely under and I was out of it for about an hour after the surgery. When everything wore off, I was in my room at my parents' house. My father went out to get my pain medication, but got tied up running some other errands. I was in so much pain when I became totally conscious that I kicked a hole in my bedroom wall with my bare foot.

This is nothing compared to a friend of mine who got her wisdom teeth pulled by the same doctor. Her face was really swollen after the procedure (as is nbormal). However, a couple of days later, the swelling went down, and her mouth "didn't feel right". She went back to the doctor to see if there was a problem. She found out that in the process of stitching her up, the doctor inadvertantly sewed her gums to her cheek.

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[Bob Impact]

I had mine pulled yesterday, It wasn't so bad, except when they put me under I started dreaming about my grandmother who passed, and apparently I took a swing at the surgeon. Now I'm loaded up on percocet and haven't eaten solid food for two days.

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[ToddEVF]

i occassionally say your mom's box during certain things. and good look with the tooth pulling

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

Getting a little corrective surgery?

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[furie]

wait, lets back up.

everytime i have surgery i always say...

how many times have you had surgery?!?

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

how many times have you had surgery?!?


well let us count the times. first i had skin cancer. i'm upto about 35 tumors removed, makeing more everday. only about 5 serious ones though. i had 2 cavities so bad they had to knock me out (from my braces, nothing good hygene could have done... even if i had it). i had a procedure done after my braces came off to cut all the twisting fibers in my teeth to keep them in place.

on to high school. i broke my back, which comes wiht lots of orthoscopic fun! luckily no open back surgery required. not to mention a shoulder and knee scope. god bless football.

now i got to have my all time favorite: wisdom teeth cut out bc they were too impacted to grow in! for joy!

so the answer to your question is: 5 cancer removal procedures, 1 back, 1 knee, 1 shoulder, 3 mouth and one ass raping we wont talk about here.

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
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[ThePointer]

and one ass raping we wont talk about here


was that bend and stretch time?

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[Se7en]

I had some cavities worked on last week.

One of which was done withOUT any sort of novacaine or other numbing chemical.

That's an entirely new sort of pain that I don't recommend any of you experiencing. I could still feel that sadist's hooks in my gumline hours after the fact.

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[FUNKMAN]

I had 4 impacted wisdom teeth removed on the same visit, i was around 15. i just remember a full night of no sleep, bleeding, and alot of pain and discomfort.

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