i lied to him.............im a slut

[trashy/cheezy30]

I fell in love with my good friend , but he didnt like me back . But we still kept being friends . He said he didn't like me or want to go out with me cuz he loved some one else and wanted to go out with her. When she wouldn't go out with him he started having moodswings . One day he got really nasty with me and said "fine don't call me , we are no longer friends" . But then then the next day i spoke to him he said he was "dearly sorry" . I was still so pissed 'cause he had me depressed for a whole week end with his little mood swing .
Then yesterday I was mad and i told him something really stupid.I really have no idea why i told him this but i said that I had gotten drunk at a party (I told him I got drunk because i was so depressed 'cuase of him)and given someone head . This was a huge lie . He called me a slut and said I was perverted , then he told me to fuck off .
I can't believe I told him that! Why in God's name would I say such a horrible thing??
Now I'm really depressed 'cause I don't know if I'll ever talk to or see him again! Is there any chance?

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[Snoogans]

I fell in love with my good friend , but he didnt like me back . But we still kept being friends . He said he didn't like me or want to go out with me cuz he loved some one else and wanted to go out with her.


your gonna think im making fun, but im not, this is from expirience and having a higher age. at 15 or 16, you dont fall in love. there is huge difference between love and infatuation. so dont worry about that, if things dont work out, it wont hurt like you thik it will. number 2 your teenagers, pick up the phone and call him. when i was in HS, i got in so many fights with friends at the time and after a few days it blows over. teens are hot heads, but they dont usually hold grudges. pick up the phone, call him, and just ask to talk about what happened. everything will be resolved and youll be at least friends again. but trust me on the first part, love is a long way away from a teenager

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[dcpete]

i can't say for sure. but you forgave him for his outburst so i think that he should forgive you for yours. If you didn't have a history of this kinda thing, then i think he should forgive ya. but there no garentees in life i hope this works out for you.

the only thing you can do is appologize once and if he listens try again.....if he doesn't wait till he calms down then after a long wait try to approach him not with an apology but just to be freinds again

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[JimboSHU]

i was going to write something perverse but then i saw this

at 15 or 16

I have nothing more to add.

[Snoogans]

OMG...someone on the board actually held back outta respect to someone else. this is almost as shockin as pantera watchin that fag show

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[trashy/cheezy30]

(SNOOGANS I'M ONLY 14)
I don;t think I can call him , yeah i forgave him , but he didn't lie to me . If I showed you the conversation we had yesteday(and i can show you i saved it) you would see how much he hates me.

and just to let you know we both have depression and deep rooted mental problems .

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[Snoogans]

14 damn, you better have been lyin about hobbing outta spite. anyway, since your 14, even more so you should call cause you will make up and be friends, believe me. thats the way things are when your 14, especially since you all think your in love. in 5 years you'll noticed just how big a deal you made of things that werent a big deal at all

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[jocefus]

your only 14 u have the rest of your life to fall in love... be a 14 yr old...go in the woods have parties, blow shit up, smoke cigarettes illegally... live damnit live!!! fuck love..love can wait

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[trashy/cheezy30]

then i suppose I should go chuck a midget?
:)

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[StupidGirlllll]

Why would you even want to say something like that, what would u think he would call u...He really must has a messed up image of u now...guys fall in love with good girls...not girls who give good head...that usually comes later on in the relationship

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[trashy/cheezy30]

I know it was really dumb and i said I didn't know why I did it. I just have no clue how a 14 year old guy's mind works ok?I'm just as confused.

I'M SO DUMB

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[StupidGirlllll]

But saying stuff like that will get u a bad rep...like whore or pig

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[trashy/cheezy30]

you don't think i know that? i really just want to take it all back.I've liked people befor but never like i liked him . I totaly fucked it up .
Should i just tell him it was all a lie?

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[FMJeff]

I know it was really dumb and i said I didn't know why I did it. I just have no clue how a 14 year old guy's mind works ok?I'm just as confused.

I'M SO DUMB.

Get used to the confusion. I'm almost 25 and all I know about women is that I don't really know anything. I would venture a guess and that you told him about the blowjob to see how he would respond...

14-16 year old guys really don't understand the significance of a sexual relationship...to them its a milestone...like drinking alcohol or smoking pot.

Advice is ultimately useless to someone your age...you will deal with this as you have learned to do so...experience and maturity will shape your perceptions and eventually you'll be able to handle this stuff a little better...

Grin and bear it and don't focus on it. You will have many great loves. Focus on your work, be it school or otherwise. Men at this age have no idea what they want. Like everyone is saying here...have fun...You're not too young to feel, but you are too young too understand.

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[Snoogans]

Get used to the confusion. I'm almost 25 and all I know about women is that I don't really know anything.


didnt zach get a free B in philosiphy cause he admitted that to the proffeser guy
edit:btw jeff, thats basically the best point made. cheesy he basically nailed it, just listen to that, and dont let stupidgirlllll make you feel bad


Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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[StupidGirlllll]

U mean u did not tell him it was a lie yet? He will never believe u...

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[StupidGirlllll]

U mean u did not tell him it was a lie yet? He will never believe u...

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[jocefus]

then i suppose I should go chuck a midget?


yes u should :).. the reason why i said all that stuff was because i dated this girl from when i was 15 until i was 22... i wasted the best years of my life being w/ one girl... even though i loved her to death and with all my heart... your too young to be worrying about being in love and relationships... you'l have plenty of time later on...your young, live your life while you can

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[FMJeff]

then i suppose I should go chuck a midget?


yes u should :).. the reason why i said all that stuff was because i dated this girl from when i was 15 until i was 22... i wasted the best years of my life being w/ one girl... even though i loved her to death and with all my heart... your too young to be worrying about being in love and relationships... you'l have plenty of time later on...your young, live your life while you can



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[jocefus]

hahah good one jeff... didnt mean for it to come out like that...

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[GaryWyze]

you don't think i know that? i really just want to take it all back.I've liked people befor but never like i liked him . I totaly fucked it up . Should i just tell him it was all a lie?

[color=purple]Yes, you should tell him.... but not for a few days. Give him some time to cool off, at least the weekend.

And when you do come clean, say pretty much what you've said above.

By the way, don't be so hard on yourself. Making an ass of yourself over somebody you like, especially when they're not liking you back, is par for the course. We all make mistakes. It's not so much about being 14, as it is about being human.

Good luck. And be encouraged by the fact that he at least cares about you enough to be upset over seeing you act so slutty.

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[trashy/cheezy30]

none of you understand (except snoogans)he called me a slut and said haha you got raped.He called me a pervert

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[dcpete]

the one good thing that can come from this is the fact that when/if you make up you'll be closer to him than ever. going through a trial like this a getting through it will be good for the freindship. Gary Wyze has it right you have to call but wait a weekend. girls are confusing from the time that guys are born till their last breath so just give him some time to think and then make with the niceties.

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[Jennitalia]

what's perverted about going down on a guy?? you said he doesnt like you the same way you like him, so move on. he's most likely upset because he probably likes that fact that you're in love with him, and it bothered him that you would dare to find somebody else, even though it was bs. dont waste your time on him.

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[trashy/cheezy30]

yo pete you think girls are confusing?!
guys are the most confusing creatures put on the earth

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[Snoogans]

what's perverted about going down on a guy?? you said he doesnt like you the same way you like him, so move on.


jennitalia, they are both 14, head is a huge deal, and also she didnt really give head, she said it to get a reaction

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Jennitalia]

oh, thanks Snoogs, I guess it would help if i read. but i see your point. I dont even think i knew what a bj was when i was 14!
but still, she said he had no interest in her, so she should just move on.

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[Aggie]

yo pete you think girls are confusing?!


Wow, you really DO have a lot to learn. Guys are so much easier to figure out, you just have to stop making everything so complicated. You'll learn that in time, but like everyone said, just enjoy yourself. You're too young to freak over a guy like this. Plus, if he is so quick to turn on you and call you names you may want to reconsider his friendship to begin with.

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[DJEvelEd]

Unfortunately this may not be the last time you experience this. But you can definitely learn from this one. Don't let the guys know right away how much you like them. Guys, especially young guys, don't wan't to get all mushylovey. Be more of a friend and when the time is right, don't say anything, just go down. You may practically need to "rape" the guy (but you really can't "rape" a guy, unless you are REALLY ugly) If you want something, GO AFTER IT. This has worked for me with girls I thought I would NEVER be with. They were just agressive. I loved it. The mushy stuff always turned me off.









Remember, less talk, more action

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 7-11-03 @ 4:01 PM

[canofsoup15]

Guys arent confusing at all they think about 4 things, well most of them do anyway:




Girls
Food
Sex
Sex
And Sometimes:
Video Games
Personal Hygene (If your lucky)


And Snoogans pretty much summed it up in his first post, your FOUR FUCKING TEEN. In my opinion you dont fall in LOVE until your maybe 17, because when you need your parents to drive you everywhere I dont consider that a date.


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[SatCam]

Dont waste your time with the opposite sex... unless ofcourse you wanna deal with me!!

trashy/cheezy, we should hook up!!

And because we are basically the same age, does that give me the right to make discusting and perverted jokes like I would if we accually knew eachother? Because if it does, I could start now.

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[Arienette]

i guess i disagree with a lot of what was said here. giving someone oral, even at 14, is not such a huge deal these days. trust me, i've heard some stories of how early kids start doing stuff now... it's crazy to me, but that's just the way it is. it is not unusual.

it was wrong of you to lie to him. and it's obvious that you already know that. it's a good policy to try not to lie to people, especially friends, in general. but you were hurt and trying to make him jealous. maybe you didn't do it in the best way, and you probably should try to avoid playing games like that at all, but it's not not the end of the world. you screwed up. he should forgive you for that.

none of you understand (except snoogans)he called me a slut and said haha you got raped.He called me a pervertmore importantly, this guy seems like a real asshole. any person who'd say "haha you got raped" is NOT a friend. he's someone to be avoided at all costs, and certainly not someone you should want to be with.

i think jen hit it right on the head (ha, i pun) when she said that this guy was enjoying having you go after him and he got upset when he realized that you might go for someone else instead and stop giving him that attention. of course, that's not unexpected behavior for someone who's 14 (or, unfortunately, someone much older, as well).

my advice is this: tell him that you lied. explain that you were hurt and you made something up that you thought would make him jealous or hurt him back. tell him that you know it was a stupid thing to do, and that you wanted him to know the truth. THEN, i would tell him that the way he reacted was incredibly mean, and that it showed what kind of person he really is... and that that's not the kind of person you would want to be with. tell him that you forgave him for things that he has done to you, but that the way he's reacted and treated you this time is unforgivable. tell him that anyone who would laugh at the thought of your being raped disgusts you, and that he should stay far away from you from now on. that's what i would do.

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[grlNIN]

yo pete you think girls are confusing?!



Wow, you really DO have a lot to learn. Guys are so much easier to figure out, you just have to stop making everything so complicated. You'll learn that in time..




Agreed

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[canofsoup15]

I cant beleive i forgot sports, i am a failure to guys everywhere, alcohol should be included in food.



i guess i disagree with a lot of what was said here. giving someone oral, even at 14, is not such a huge deal these days. trust me, i've heard some stories of how early kids start doing stuff now... it's crazy to me, but that's just the way it is. it is not unusual.


I'm glad im not the only one who finds this incredibly wrong, having sex before puberty or during it is just wrong. I mean, sex is getting earlier and earlier, can you imagine an 8 year olds running around getting pregnant..eww.

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[SatCam]

canofsoup, 8 year olds cant get pregnant or get someone pregnant, unless you are superman, like me.

I must admit, I did want to experement, but it never got sexual.

And for all the females on this board... I offer my services... They include the "one night stand" where you can get back at exs for a nasty brakeup.

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[canofsoup15]

Obviously 8 year olds cant get pregnant, but at least 11 year olds can, and thats pretty creepy.

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[SatCam]

only if they've begun their period. For some that might start as late as 14.

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[canofsoup15]

or as early as 11, and why does it matter anyway, any sex of any sort, pregnant or unpregnant before the age of 16, to me, is just physically wrong.

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[Heavy]

Oh man youd be pissed if you ever saw my girlfriend then

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[Johnathan H Christ]

Guys=alcohol,sports,sex,themselves,blowjobs.
maybe these are the only feelings you inspire in the men in your life. i like to think about important things, like paying my bills, petting my kitties, and petting my roommate (and just about everyone else that comes over)

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[Iamnotatool]

guys are the most confusing creatures put on the earth


Spoken like a female....

Listen, he's pissed that you went down (so he thinks) on some other dude. Now, you need to ditch this guy, and enjoy yourself, either w/ another guy, or girl, or whatever. As those before me have said, your too young for love. Don't be mad about it or think its another old person telling you what you can or cant do. WE ARE ENVIOUS! We miss the days of random knobhobbing, poking for the fun of it, and feelingless flings....


Hob theknob babygirl...enjoy

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[Johnathan H Christ]

and to the girl that started this thread.... slow down with the drama. date the people that you like and wait to become a slut untill you're older. then you're just being friendly....not slutty. sleeping with people at your age is too tricky, you end up having to deal with what other people say or think about you... its a mess. but when you get to be in your early 20's you'll probably realise that all that shit with people calling you a slut wont mean anything at all. its tough at that age to have any kind of frame of reference as to what having a sex life is.

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[grlNIN]

maybe these are the only feelings you inspire in the men in your life. i like to think about important things, like paying my bills, petting my kitties, and petting my roommate (and just about everyone else that comes over)


Are you by any chance a homosexual?


Just curious.

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[Johnathan H Christ]

Are you by any chance a homosexual?
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[trashy/cheezy30]

WELL , I told him the truth and he blocked my screen name
and to all the people who said that he sounds like an asshole , yeah he did but that is only becuase it was a really awkward situation and he probably didn't know how to react .When we were friends he was the sweetest person . When i told him how I felt about him he was like i love you i love you i love you i love you , as a friend .But I DO think that he got off on the idea of me being in love with him .

but the biggest flaw of this thread is , is that every one is talking like we're normal teens and we're not .you might think that I'm exaggerating or something , but i'm not . We are very wierd.
and he was extremely luvymushy with his last girlfriend , extremely .

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This message was edited by trashy/cheezy30 on 7-16-03 @ 11:27 AM

[trashy/cheezy30]

drtyluv is too hot to be a homo

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[trashy/cheezy30]

reply , reply , REPLY!

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[IrishAlkey]

Here's a tip.

Don't beg people to reply to your threads.

You may not like the replies you get.

Go away.

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[trashy/cheezy30]

i think i got that by now
why do i have to go away?this is my thread

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[Heavy]

I'm about to block you too.

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You may not like the replies you get.


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Willing to change sex for the right person. (Hey look at me, I'm halfway there)

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[Johnathan H Christ]

reply, reply, REPLY. i already gave you my advice, but to it i will add this...come back in about 6-7 years, and ONLY if your taste in music makes a drastic change for the better.

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[canofsoup15]

Ed thats the funniest thing ive read in the past week, HILARIOUS

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[SatCam]

WELL , I told him the truth and he blocked my screen name

PUSSY! Tell him in person!

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I have a good way to shut her up


*unzips pants*......


C'mon, she SAID she did it before! No teeth!

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits