It sucks to be this person right now

[Cybersoldier]

you think your life sucks imagine being this guy now

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This message was edited by Cybersoldier on 7-12-03 @ 1:19 AM

[carguy]

It's better than monkeys flying out his ass.

[DrewP]

It's gonna make you sick!

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[Melrapuo]

a disease seen mostly in Central and Latin America.

this is why they tell you not to drink the water in Mexico.

"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar."

Ah...the greatness of Jay & Silent Bob

[ToddEVF]

i heard about pissing razorblades but flies? come on people this is ridiculious.

I feel really bad for the poor bastard

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[LaneMeyer]

That made me itch. Bug stories always do that to me. DAMN!

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[SatCam]

shit! This is the wackiest!!


Doctors carried out a cystoscopy to clear the boy's urinary tract, but the treatment has failed because two more flies emerged out of his penis on Monday.

Ouch! I don't think he's gonna have a wewe much longer


He told his parents, but they didn't initially believe him. Earlier this month, they saw the strange occurrence and took their son to Burdwan hospital, where doctors too were stunned to see the rare case.

Imagine saying "mom, dad... I have files coming out of my penis. let me pull down my pants and show you"

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[Yerdaddy]

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. Fucking whore!

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[spoon]

Sooo, how is it this lad unzips his fly?

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Nothing...i have nothing!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Already a topic (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=52&Topic=30360)

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