I unfold napkins

[sr71blackbird]

I cannot eat at a resturant without unfolding the paper napkins that they give you in that metal dispencer on the table and refold them to a size that I desire. For pizza, I unfold at least 2, sometimes 3 napkins so I get the proper size/absorbtion thickness.

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[Reephdweller]

My god man...what's wrong with you?????



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[carguy]

I refold mine into paper cranes.

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http://www.lechantier.com/alegiron/napkin.gif

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[sr71blackbird]

It is almost an obsession of mine. They are never the right shape or thickness! I went to a resturant that had roll's of paper towels on the table! Fucking awesome!

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[Reephdweller]

http://www.riverdeep.net/current/2000/03/032000_images/napkin.gif

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[Steels]

I went to a restaurant that had roll's of paper towels on the table! Fucking awesome!

The first and only time I have seen this was at a "Hooter's" restaurant. Fabulous idea, I LOVED it!

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[Reephdweller]

http://www28.addr.com/~welterwe/napart42.jpg

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[Reephdweller]

http://www28.addr.com/~welterwe/napart31.jpg

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[DemonPenquin]

dont feel so bad, Im the deek that if I dont use em Ill put em right back in.

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[kc7586]

thats uh....a little anal (and no dirty comments because i know better in this crowd than to leave it as is without a warning that is not meant to be dirty)..dont you think?

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[Reephdweller]

http://www.simpsational.com/images/partyhomernapkins.gif

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[grlNIN]

Dude get some help.....seriously. :)

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[Reephdweller]

Dude get some help.....seriously.


wait...uh...um...i thought we were sharing pics of napkins...um..uh......


...gotta go :confuse:

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[TrailerTrash]

I went to a resturant that had roll's of paper towels on the table!

Famous Dave's does that too. I love it!

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[sr71blackbird]

There is just something very inconvienient about the way that napkins in those pizza parlor despencers are folded and the only way I can tolerate it is to unfold them and thicken them up with a layer or 2 in the shape I desire. Hey, its MY confession!!

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[sr71blackbird]

I was in a resturant today doing my napkin thing and the waitress notices it an says... "Is there anything the matter?"
Im like... "Well, not really, I just like to flatten them out and refold them to my liking"
She was like.. "Hoooo Kayyyy.." :confuse:

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[Melrapuo]

I was in a resturant today doing my napkin thing and the waitress notices it an says... "Is there anything the matter?"

hahahahahaha...you were doin it.

and the waitress likes to watch.

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What did the woman wearing the feminine napkin say when she farted?
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" and they ask me why I drink"

[sr71blackbird]

I forgot about this, I still do unfold my napkins

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[high fly]

But how do you put them in your lap?
A lot of the time I go with the standard square, edge of napkin parallel with my waist, but occasionally I feel kinda racy and I'll turn it 90 degrees and tuck part of a corner into my waist (if no one can see).

" and they ask me why I drink"

[sr71blackbird]

I end up with a thick pile that I can spread around kinda thick, say 3 or 4 ply.

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[high fly]

Scrunch?

" and they ask me why I drink"