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blakjeezis
07-15-2003, 02:52 PM
And I love them back. In my line of work, I travel a lot and deal with all types of people, from Caribbean Islanders to Eastern Europeans, Asians, Eskimos, Arabs, White folks, Black folks, red, green, blue folks, you name it . I do not get along with any of them nearly as well as I get along with the Hasidem. I don't know what it is, as soon as I meet any of them, Moishe, Isaac, Amrom, Abraham even Moses, I have an instant rapport. They are extremely friendly and personable. It's like we've known each other for years. I even know a little Yiddish and they crack up at my feeble attempts to speak to them, but in a good natured way, not an "Oy, you're a schmuck!" kinda way. I'm not Jewish, not even close, but I do have a Jewfro, maybe that's it. Anywhoo, if the opportunity avails itself to you, I highly recommend you make the aquaintance of these unique people. You won't regret it.

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Snoogans
07-15-2003, 02:55 PM
so your work takes you to Monsey, NY? 4 people are on the floor after that. anyway ive had my expiriences with them and they are like anyone, there are bad and good. i have noticed that the majority if not all do smell bad, at least the ones ive met. there is a huge population of them about 15 min away and as people, i have no problem with them. but they need to bathe a bit better and start hittin the gas pedal on rt 59

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

Wormwood
07-15-2003, 02:59 PM
I wonder why they had such a hard time with the other Jesus then?

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FUNKMAN
07-15-2003, 03:14 PM
my only experience with one was when one rudely cut in front of my wife while she was speaking with a store manager, and he attempted to start his conversation. the manager told him to wait his turn.

there is a large community in Lakewood and all i can tell you is they love to drive Chevrolet Wagons.

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Snoogans
07-15-2003, 03:17 PM
there is a large community in Lakewood and all i can tell you is they love to drive Chevrolet Wagons


i guess that is universal. if the family gets too big though, they move up to the ford aerostar, so watch out for that funk

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

FUNKMAN
07-15-2003, 03:19 PM
they move up to the ford aerostar, so watch out for that funk


i'll be on the lookout Snoogs, thanks for the info...

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gypsy
07-15-2003, 03:25 PM
What is a Jewfro?

I can drive like Marcus Gronholm

watson
05-22-2008, 07:38 PM
a hasidic jew today gave me spiritual enlightenment

Ritalin
05-22-2008, 07:42 PM
You wanna hang with the 'Sids?

Go to B & H Photo, get you a lens and some clingy dandruff.

A.J.
05-23-2008, 03:42 AM
Hasidic Jews are running the country!

http://www.shmais.com/images/largepics/left_1236.jpg

Freakshow
05-23-2008, 04:09 AM
Damn, I thought Blakjeezis was back. Boooooooo.

Midkiff
05-23-2008, 04:58 AM
What kind of work do you do?

joethebartender
05-23-2008, 06:53 AM
You wanna hang with the 'Sids?

Go to B & H Photo, get you a lens and some clingy dandruff.

Or find a nice place on the side of the palisades parkway to pull over for a nosh.:wallbash:

Furtherman
05-23-2008, 06:55 AM
Hasidic Jews are running the country!

http://www.shmais.com/images/largepics/left_1236.jpg

HAHAHA this is my new favorite picture.

ChrisBrown
05-23-2008, 06:58 AM
Blakjeezis, are you black? If so, pretty cool you get along with the Hasidem. I hear they tend not to be big fans of the brothers.

stinkbud
05-23-2008, 07:18 AM
Careful, if they take out the ol' sheet with the hole in it, YOU DON'T WANT THAT KIND OF LOVE!!!

If that DOES happen.....run away and don't look back.

blakjeezis
05-23-2008, 08:47 AM
First time I look at the board in a solid 6 months, and I see a post of mine from 5 years ago on the front page. I guess the classics never go out of style.

It's funny you should mention B&H. They are actually one of my bigger and better customers, and my main point of interaction with the Hasidem. We, at one point, actually had to send a guy to the owner's house in Spring Valley. He is neither Mr. B nor Mr. H.

Tenbatsuzen
05-23-2008, 09:29 AM
First time I look at the board in a solid 6 months, and I see a post of mine from 5 years ago on the front page. I guess the classics never go out of style.

It's funny you should mention B&H. They are actually one of my bigger and better customers, and my main point of interaction with the Hasidem. We, at one point, actually had to send a guy to the owner's house in Spring Valley. He is neither Mr. B nor Mr. H.

He's Mr. No Work On Saturday.

Tenbatsuzen
05-23-2008, 09:30 AM
You wanna hang with the 'Sids?

Go to B & H Photo, get you a lens and some clingy dandruff.

I actually just got a great lens from B&H. Canon 50mm.