On-Air Opening at WABC

[badorties]

On-Air Opening at WABC (http://www.entertainmentcareers.net/jobid.asp?jcode=16510)

Requirements: The ideal candidate for this on-air position will have a proven track record of on-air experience in a mid- to major radio market. The candidate should be familiar with current events / politics, be able to discuss all issues in the news and have an engaging on-air personality with excellent delivery skills and a sense of humor.

Contact: To apply, please submit cover letter, resume and a CD / tape of your best on-air work. No applications by email or fax as submission of your on-air work is a must.

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"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced." -- Soren Aaby Kierkegaard

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]Requirements: The ideal canidate for this lynch-mob-leading position will have a proven track record of hate and racism in a mid to major sized city. The canidate should be familar on how to manipulate current events / politics, be able to spin all issues in the news so as to conform with our hateful agenda.

Contact: To apply, please submit resume, proof of an all Caucasian lineage and any recent cross burnings.

WABC Radio is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Disney Corporation. Liberals, Homosexuals and visitors to Busch Garden need not apply.

WABC Radio is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Disney Corporation. Liberals, Homosexuals and visitors to Busch Garden need not apply.

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[ChickenHawk]

This is only done for legal purposes. Realistically, no one who applies for this position will get it. They'll just find someone who they already have their eye on and is already established in another market.

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