Neopets.com stole my balls!

[Death Metal Moe]

What has become of me! I spend WAY TOO MUCH time over there!

I'm going on there to feed my pet, and level him up! Now I sign on just to see the featured game of the day because you get double points for playing it! Then I play other games to buy Codestones to pay for my pet's training. I may even roll the Dice A Roos to try and get special items. And don't forget to go to the giant omlet once a day to get your free food! I just got the mega rare one!

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?!

I'm ashamed of myself! I gave myself a shiner for being a big pussy!

Here is what I have become:My Pet's Homepage (http://home.neopets.com/templates/homepage.phtml?pet_name=MoePet666)

Point and laugh.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/CreepySig.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[ChickenHawk]

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<IMG SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/papahawk/.Pictures/chickenhawk3.gif">
(fluffernutter draws good birds.)

[Death Metal Moe]

And look at my phat shop!

My Neopets.com store! (http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=deathmetalmoe)

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/CreepySig.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[ChickenHawk]

<IMG SRC="http://images.neopets.com/images/signup/aisha_signup.gif">
...
<IMG SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/papahawk/.Pictures/noway.jpg">

<IMG SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/papahawk/.Pictures/chickenhawk3.gif">
(fluffernutter draws good birds.)

[Death Metal Moe]

Is that Sting?!

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/CreepySig.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[Fallon]

Sting
http://www.abo.fi/~mlindroo/sting84.jpg

+

Sting
http://www.wrestlingphotos.net/NWA-WCW/StingTVbeltcr.JPG

=

Super Sting?
http://homepage.mac.com/papahawk/.Pictures/noway.jpg

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"He'll probably buy the whole league, but not my desire and my heart. He doesn't have the money to buy fear and put it in my heart." <b>-Pedro Martinez on George Steinbrenner</b>
</center>

[reeshy]

http://www.bringdown.com/issue6/fagdogs/title.jpg

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[cozmokramer]

I've never heard of this site, but it sounds worse than those tomigotchis a few years back.

<img src="http://www.fezwatley.4t.com/images/simplesig2.jpg">
<b>"Its time for a revolution"</b>

[Disúgrunútled]

Hey Moe, my 10 yr old son wants to challenge you. At least he thinks you're cool.

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wwdw/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/littlepeople.jpg
I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

[DarkHippie]

My Lupe, Cadatchen will kick your Moehog's ass!!
Don't forget to go to Coltzan's shrine everyday.

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<marquee>"Last night I went running through the screen door of discression, for I woke up from a nightmare that I could not stand to see. You were a-wandering out on the hills of Iowa and you were not thinking of me." Dar Williams "Traveling III (Iowa)"</marquee>

[Reephdweller]

I weep for civilization.

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<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time Im done</marquee> </font>

[guttersnipe]

get out NOW while you still can. Neopets took over a year of my life. It was a very tough addiction to shake. I was even a member of the Over 21 Guild! How scary is that?

My name is Heidi, and I'm a recovering Neopetaholic (http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?randomfriend=guttersnipe)

Before that it was Sissyfight (http://www.sissyfight.com/), and believe it or not that is a game for "tough guys."

If you're into Neopets, Sissyfight might be just a little too much for you to handle. :P


<img src=http://www.charm.net/~imp/me/nightmaresig.jpg</img>

[guttersnipe]

Oh great, my 4 year old daughter was watching over my shoulder and she is now insisting on playing Neopets! I'll never be free!

i'll let you all know when she's ready to kick ass in the battle dome...


<img src=http://www.charm.net/~imp/me/nightmaresig.jpg</img>

[IrishAlkey]

"Wanna' play in the mud with me?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Your pet's a fudge packer!

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[TheKnicks23]

I don't quite understand what you do with these Neopets. Is it just a bunch of stats that you play around with that say "you're feeding the animal" or "you walked the dog", or is it some thing where the animals move around with animation.

I'm open for anything, and might want to try this gay, yet interesting site.

<img src="http://theknicks23.8k.com/images/Y2JSig2.gif">

[Aggie]

Moe, just Dr0p the 'Death Metal' from your name and come out already. This is inexcusable.

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New Jersey Devils ~ 2003 Stanley Cup Champions

[IrishAlkey]

Moe, just Dr0p the 'Death Metal' from your name and come out already.


Yeah, replace it with 'Ho'.

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[Heavy]

Gay

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
<img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/canofsoup15/images/jwaddsig.gif">

[SatCam]

Moe, I have neopets, but I havent visited the fucking site since I made my neopet. God, you're a homoe moefo.

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Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
[color=White]

[Tall_James]

Wanna Play in the Mud with me?


That is so wrong on so many different levels. I feel the gayness of that all the way up here in New England.


<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/evil.jpg>
pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street...from my window i'm staring while my coffee goes cold

[SatCam]

I think I did a good job...
http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/megafag.jpg

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Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
[color=White]

[Death Metal Moe]

Well, I can't argue. I deserve it. I mean, I'm just here because I'm waiting for my Moehog to get out of a training course.

It's E-Crack. I say to myself I'm gonna write some E-mails or surf for porn, but I just end up playing another game, trying to score Neopoints.

And I don't even know what I can really DO with this pet once I pump him up!

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/CreepySig.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[golfcourseguy]

I worry about the crowd your pet is running with.

http://www.wackyzoo.com/0367.jpg

" editing posts since day one"

[kc7586]

moe sweetie, i think you have way to much time on your hands. this is getting scarey that you spend so much time there, remember back when you first started you told me it wouldnt hold your attention for long? well just look what happened! we need to find moe a support group for neopet addicts.

<marquee>I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.</marquee>
<center>
<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=kc7586">
</center>

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>Vampire girls suck....</marquee>
Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[canofsoup15]

My neopet stats (http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=canofsoup15)

My Shop (http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=canofsoup15)

I know, its lame, but its a fantastic time waster and its addicting. You fools sign up and tell me you dont play it alot, well, go on.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/canofsoup15/images/rad-45.gif>

This message was edited by canofsoup15 on 8-8-03 @ 5:19 PM

[FUNKMAN]

it's just not right...

http://www.geocities.com/ronippolito/sports10.txt

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/caught100.gif">

sig by ADF...

[SatCam]

Neopets.com stole my balls!

Watch where you're 1nserting those things!

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Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
[color=White]

[Death Metal Moe]

I've never heard of this site, but it sounds worse than those tomigotchis a few years back.

<img src="http://www.fezwatley.4t.com/images/simplesig2.jpg">
<b>"Its time for a revolution"</b>

I missed this post the 1st time around. But I am the idiot that buys shit like a Tomagotchi. I had one and then bought the Gameboy game. I should have known something was up when I paid $5.00 for it brand new.

I even had the Picathu Tomagochi thing on my keychain. Why do we become obsessed with little pets. I mean, you can't even play with them! They're just there.

I have YET to fight with my Neopet for real. Todd EVF gave me a quick match my 1st week just to let me see how battles went. And shortly after that KC and started a battle we got so bored with we shut the battle down after like 5 minutes. So all it seems I will ever acomplish is getting better stats for my pet, feeding it and playing retarded games on the site to earn Neopoints.

I hope I get bored with it soon.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/CreepySig.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[mikeyboy]

Now I don't feel so bad about having gotten hooked on Animal Crossing for a month and a half.


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I'm hiding out in the big city blinking
Subscriber to Dignan's 40 year plan
2%

[canofsoup15]

Ill battle ya moe, my little shit cant beat up a potato, hes got 4 hp for christ sakes.

I was addicted to the other games featuring pets (I.E. little shits), pokemon, tamigotchi, i fell for it all, but not for the feeling of being needed or some stupid shit, just pure boredom.

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This message was edited by canofsoup15 on 8-8-03 @ 10:54 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

I forgot about the regular Pokemon game. I had Blue and Yellow. I never finished either.

And Animal Crossings is DA BOMB, and you don't do ANYTHING!

WHY do I like these games?!?! I think I do need an intervention.

When I look at the stupid games I've played I feel like a 10 year old game with facial hair................................

Hot.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/CreepySig.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[canofsoup15]

Im telling you, its the boredom. I have absoluetly nothing to do during the day, and its entertainment. Although Pokemon was addicting for some reason, but it wasnt really surrounded around the cutsy part of it, as cheesy as it was, the plotline was somewhat beleiveable, and there was pokemon for everybody. I dont know, i still think its just addictiveness and boredom or a combination of either.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/canofsoup15/images/rad-45.gif>

[TheKnicks23]

Now I don't feel so bad about having gotten hooked on Animal Crossing for a month and a half.


I'm totally addicted to Animal Crossing right now. I'll play for 4 hours and get nothing accomplished but a new piece of furniture for my exotic theme, but it's fun as hell. Right now I'm saving up bells to pay back my debt to a racoon and I love every minute of it.

Plus it's got 13 classic NES games in it. Any game that features LoZ, Punchout, Excitebike, Donkey Kong etc. is worth playing.

<img src="http://theknicks23.8k.com/images/Y2JSig2.gif">

[Death Metal Moe]

OK. I finally got around to ediing my homepage.

I have removed that gay "wanna play in the mud" thing, and added a little spice to the text. Not much, but at least it's not the gay default homepage.

Moepet666 (http://home.neopets.com/templates/homepage.phtml?pet_name=MoePet666)

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/CreepySig.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[DarkHippie]

Hahahahaha! your new web page is great, moe. I still use the template for mine, but then then again, Lupes aren't that pussified.
my pet's web page (http://home.neopets.com/templates/homepage.phtml?pet_name=Cadatchen)
My store (http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=houndofulster13)
As for battling, I do it all the time. I usually go on quick fight cause i hate waiting for people.

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<marquee>"Last night I went running through the screen door of discression, for I woke up from a nightmare that I could not stand to see. You were a-wandering out on the hills of Iowa and you were not thinking of me." Dar Williams "Traveling III (Iowa)"</marquee>

This message was edited by DarkHippie on 8-9-03 @ 11:58 AM

[SatCam]

Moe, have you been listening to blink??

http://images.neopets.com/template_images/moe_title3.gif

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Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
[color=White]

[Death Metal Moe]

You've Got Neomail Hippie.

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>OK, just a gay update on my Neopet.&nbsp; For some reason, my Moehog pet's account was frozen.&nbsp; I think it must have been something that might have been taken wrong I wrote on their messageboard.&nbsp; And I only went on there ONCE!!&nbsp; But I guess they have to keep it 100% Nicey Nice with all the little kids on there.&nbsp; I probably made a Crinkle Crinkle joke or something.&nbsp; Whatever.&nbsp; Moehog is dead.</p><p><a href="http://home.neopets.com/templates/homepage.phtml?pet_name=Death_Metal_Eyrie" target="_blank">I'm all about Death Metal Eyrie now!</a> </p><p>He's way cool and I've had him for 16,705 hours.&nbsp; Holy shit! That's a long time.&nbsp; This is so weird for me.&nbsp; I actually would feel bad if I let an electronic pet die.&nbsp; I don't get it, but I can't ignore the thing and let it starve.&nbsp; I'm built it a house, I get toys for it to play with, I feed it and I even have a Pet pet for him.&nbsp; I sell stuff to other members in my store, I read it books, I train it.&nbsp; </p><p>SOMEONE HELP ME!!!</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>

[newport king]

<p align="center">Death Metal Moe's band has a website too! guest, Please check it out. <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">Unhallowed.com</a> </p><p></p><p>whore. </p><p><em>I train most days with my owner, </em><a href="http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?randomfriend=njdmmoe"><em>njdmmoe</em></a><em>. He would like you to go check out his band's website. You can get there by clicking this link </em><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/"><em>www.unhallowed.com</em></a><em> </em></p><p>oh wait my bad, double whore.</p>

<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/newportking.jpg">

[Death Metal Moe]

Fucking A right bro.&nbsp; I'm hoping some 12 year old kid follows the link and is completely turned to the dark side by our music.&nbsp; I would cry openly if that happened it would be so cool.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>

[Duke]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Fucking
A right bro. I'm hoping some 12 year old kid follows the link and is
completely turned to the dark side by our music. I would cry openly if
that happened it would be so cool.
<img border="0" src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" />

<a href="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</a>
<a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a><br />naaa didnt work...i need a ps2 to get me into a car i mean on to that site...fuck spoon better not see that <br />


<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/duke799/PadresSig.bmp" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

[DarkHippie]

Neoquest II is awesome!

<IMG SRC=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/HippieRat.jpg>
<marquee> Finally on Myspace http://www.myspace.com/darkhippie Please love me </marquee>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Why do I find myself back here every few months with a Rump Loving Update?</p><p>During the month of December, the website give out a present everyday at the Advent Calendar.&nbsp; </p><p>I just clicked to get my prize, and I got a Grand Piano.&nbsp; </p><p>I am such a fruit, I actually was EXCITED and my 1st thought, before I could slam my own face on the desk, was &quot;Wow, that'll look nice in my NeoHome in the Sitting room!&quot;</p><p>AAAAARHRHAHRHAKJGHAIUF(PGAWERGQ!FAGG0T!!OAHIUFHIY* GBQWEIYUAAQAAAA!!!!!</p><p>Jesus!&nbsp; I am totally gaying up the end of this year!&nbsp; My New Years Resolution is to be TOTALLY STRAIGHT in 2006!!</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

[KC2OSO]

Moe you need Zoo Tycoon.&nbsp; You build a zoo and have to take care of
all the animals there.&nbsp; If you don't take care of them, their
cages fill with shit and the animals become unhappy - or they break out
of their cages and maul the zoo visitors.<br />


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