Pants need "crotch pockets"!!!!

[SatCam]

OK, so I made up the name, but they need to put a pocked where your cock is. Hidden from view and accessed from inside.

When ever you have some weed, just throw it in your crotch pocket and a cop will never check there. And if they ever dare touching... SEXUAL HURASSMENT, or RACIAL PROFILING.

Ever thought of this? No? That's because I'm a fucking genious, and I'm gonna call up 1 800 IDEA and get it patented. Then I'll sell the patent to Levis for $1,000,000.

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[SatCam]

Holy fucking shit. I didnt notice I posted this in Ask the Horde King. Please move this to off topic, please. My bad.

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[Aggie]

If you're smart, people will keep the cheeba down thier pants anyway just to be safe. I keep mine in my bra.

And if they started making pants like that cops would have a reason to search there.

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[SatCam]

It'd be secret.
And It's best shoved up your ass.

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[FUNKMAN]

Holy fucking shit. I didnt notice I posted this in Ask the Horde King. Please move this to off topic, please. My bad.


this is your brain on weed...
:confuse:

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[SatCam]

this is your brain on weed...
:confuse:

My brain has a face? Man I must be fucking blazed.

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[FUNKMAN]

I keep mine in my bra.


makes you wish there was another Woman's Rights Movement...

just think of the contact high around that bonfire...
;p

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[Captain Rooster]

Drug sniffing dogs love to chew on crotch pockets. They usually get a bonus snack while on the duty.

"Chopper, sic balls!"


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[PanterA]

I think the underpants needs the pocket

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[Captain Rooster]

I KEEP THINKING THAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT pANTERA AND THEN i GET ALL FUZZY IDSIDE. ((bLUSH))

dAMN --- THIS LAPTOP KEEPS PUUTING ME ON CAPS LOCK.

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[SatCam]

Maybe a metal plate for men's protection?

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[mikeyboy]

Holy fucking shit. I didnt notice I posted this in Ask the Horde King. Please move this to off topic, please. My bad.


Genius, huh?


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[Death Metal Moe]

What about that little pocket in swim trunks? I think you've been PUNKED!

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[TheMojoPin]

Cops need to punch more people in the cock.

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[TheMojoPin]

PantS need "crotch pockets"!!!!

Yes. Yes he does.

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