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Captain Rooster
08-09-2003, 07:41 PM
I am lookin' at about three mutha-frackin' inches here, Yo.


Call me Irish but what the mutha fuck?

I look like an 8-year-old boy on the Eastern seaboard during the winter surf season.

Confess all. Tiny men be proud--your clown nose deek may be recognized.
Yerdaddy
08-09-2003, 07:45 PM
*cricket*

not to mean boring, but as in hung like a...

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ChickenHawk
08-09-2003, 07:46 PM
GAYEST.
TOPIC.
EVER.

That being said, are we talkin' flacid or fully erect?

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Captain Rooster
08-09-2003, 07:50 PM
ok, male freaks, this topic is for Aggie, ok?


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Heavy
08-09-2003, 07:56 PM
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Captain Rooster
08-09-2003, 08:05 PM
Disregard the thread above, my ...um...cousin was at my computer...um and caught a glimpse of...ahhh...forget it.



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fiestygal
08-09-2003, 08:06 PM
all the posts posted here will be filled with lies in this thread

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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DJEvelEd
08-09-2003, 08:17 PM
Gayest thread
Penis Envy thread
Swordfight thread
Lie thread
Excuse to Touch Your Penis thread

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Fallon
08-09-2003, 08:21 PM
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"He'll probably buy the whole league, but not my desire and my heart. He doesn't have the money to buy fear and put it in my heart." <b>-Pedro Martinez on George Steinbrenner</b>
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Captain Rooster
08-09-2003, 08:24 PM
I think I sense some men with pimple peckers who want to attack the three inchers. All you teeny weinies need to get some Prozac and calm the fuck down. All remember that squirrels have teeny peckers too. (Fallon that is).


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This message was edited by Captain Rooster on 8-10-03 @ 12:25 AM
Captain Rooster
08-09-2003, 08:38 PM
DRUNK

Any questions?



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Tazz
08-09-2003, 08:40 PM
I am quite happy with my average-ness.

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TheMojoPin
08-09-2003, 08:43 PM
Of course, wadd jumps at the chance to talk cock.

Rooster, I'm seizing control of your forum.

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Captain Rooster
08-09-2003, 08:50 PM
Mojo, forum envy? Just love me and stroke your sig.

Anybody seen my dink?


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ChickenHawk
08-09-2003, 08:59 PM
DRUNK
ooOOOOHHH!!!

Any questions?
Not anymore, nope!

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Captain Rooster
08-09-2003, 09:01 PM
there i was. there i was, there I was, there I was, face down in a class of Warsteiner........glug glug glug....



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TheMojoPin
08-09-2003, 09:03 PM
Drunk captains are iceberg magnets.

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Mothball
08-09-2003, 09:20 PM
hung like a pimple!
Snoogans
08-09-2003, 09:24 PM
serious you need to say flacid or erect. with is like 3 flacid around 6-7 i guess erect, though i never measured to be sure

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


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TheGameHHH
08-09-2003, 09:43 PM
i have an innie

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PanterA
08-09-2003, 09:54 PM
http://www.yavdem.com/democrats/pix/donkey.jpg

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IrishAlkey
08-09-2003, 10:19 PM
I'm about six feet tall.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-09-2003, 11:06 PM
All I'm saying..

The "big foot" theory?

MYTH!

Really, size doesn't matter. To be blunt-- it's all in how you rock your cock.

And Dan, I wish you a mild hangover!!!

;)

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Fallon
08-10-2003, 12:47 AM
Just because I'm a honky doesn't mean I'm not hung like a donkey!

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Death Metal Moe
08-10-2003, 01:17 AM
Thanks Rooster! My self esteem needed that!

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high fly
08-10-2003, 11:19 AM
6 feet, 1/2 inch tall, 180-185 pounds,
note the scar around my neck...

" and they ask me why I drink"
Aggie
08-11-2003, 07:05 AM
ok, male freaks, this topic is for Aggie, ok?


Oh Rooster, I didn't know how much you cared. But I always knew you were compensating for something with a nickname like Captain Cock.

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SatCam
08-11-2003, 04:12 PM
14

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Katylina
08-11-2003, 04:15 PM
My cock is so long, every time I get a hard on my leg lifts in the air.

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Jennitalia
08-11-2003, 04:22 PM
once again, i have to agree with Fuzzy...as long as he knows how to rock my pussy (and a lot of you guys out there don't know the first thing), that's all that matters.
that said, the best sex i probably ever had was with an ex who had a 7 1/2 uncircumsized cock.

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FUNKMAN
08-11-2003, 04:24 PM
need i say more....
:blush:

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CaptClown
08-11-2003, 04:38 PM
Drunk captains are iceberg magnets.

I am not an iceberg magnet!

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Meve
08-11-2003, 05:39 PM
the best sex i probably ever had was with an ex who had a 7 1/2 uncircumsized cock.


How do you know how big your guy is? do you measure? No girl has ever measured or asked me and I'm wondering if they are telling their girlfriends their own estimate. I don't think thats fair.

"Suck it. Suck it dry"
mikeyboy
08-11-2003, 05:59 PM
No girl has ever measured or asked me


I think they're trying to be kind.


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-11-2003, 06:05 PM
I think they're trying to be kind.


Clap... clap... clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapcl apclapclap.

And, trust me, a girl just knows!

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