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mdr55
08-15-2003, 10:49 AM
Does anyone know anything about this or is a part of this?

I see these signs all the time on the highway and see bags full of garbage I assume is from one of it's participants. Is there any monetary rewards from doing this or some kind of tax relief or recognition?

Thanks.

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Snoogans
08-15-2003, 10:53 AM
you get your name on a sign, in exchange for you being responsible to clean your section of the highway


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bunnyluvsthem
08-15-2003, 11:00 AM
Not really. It is just advertising, another way for the municipality to make money. Instead of them hiring someone to clean up all the crap, you pay them payola, they put up a sign with your name on it, and then you are the one who goes and hires the clean up crew, often just another chain gang.

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mdr55
08-15-2003, 11:00 AM
you get your name on a sign, in exchange for you being responsible to clean your section of the highway

How much land do you got to clean to get a sign? Is there a requirement?

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mdr55
08-15-2003, 11:02 AM
Oh, Oh....I feel another Bunnyluvsthem vs. Snoogans Part 3. coming on. Don't you people ever agree on anything?

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Snoogans
08-15-2003, 11:04 AM
Oh, Oh....I feel another Bunnyluvsthem vs. Snoogans Part 3. coming on. Don't you people ever agree on anything?

first off, he basically said the same thing. you pay, they throw your name on the sign, your responsible for the clean up, whether you hire someone is up to you.

and im done with the fighting with bunny, there will be no part 3.

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bunnyluvsthem
08-17-2003, 01:28 AM
I just noticed this now, and so I would like to say that I too am not interested in fighting with Snoogans, a good person, who I consider to be an articulate conversationalist.

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phixion
08-17-2003, 07:51 AM
there will be no part 3


oh come on! we need the third installment of the trilogy. what would it have been like if we found out vader was lukes father and thats how they ended the series? i want something crazy to come, like ur really a schizo and hes one of ur other personalties. or you 2 are half brothers. something interesting.

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bunnyluvsthem
08-17-2003, 07:59 AM
Sorry, hate to burst your little bubble. By the way, you seem like a new person here, who are you.

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mdr55
08-17-2003, 08:25 AM
Can we get back on course here?
Has anyone participated in this program or gotten their name up.

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Snoogans
08-17-2003, 08:28 AM
dumbass, it was already explained. you basically get your name on the sign in exchange for keeping that section of the highway clean, either yourself or highering someone. Usually its only companies so they can get their names seen more.

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Reephdweller
08-17-2003, 09:11 AM
Welcome to Round 1 of Snoogans vs MDR!!!







jk :)

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bunnyluvsthem
08-17-2003, 09:18 AM
Now, now, settle down, I don't think we need any hostility to be egged on. Both fellows are nice, and no one is fighting anyone.

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Tall_James
08-17-2003, 09:37 AM
Adopting a highway should only be an option for those who can't have a highway themselves.

And usually, these adoptions go all wrong anyway. The highway will usually grow up to be a rebel, smoke asphalt and hang out with the wrong intersections.

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mdr55
08-17-2003, 10:04 AM
BUT how often do you have to clean up YOUR part of the highway (once a month, every 2 weeks...) and do they hand out FINES for not CLEANING up your part? Thanks.

P.S. Also, the signs that say $500 for littering....how do they catch them or do they? Like if I'm going to the beach and toss out my soda can...who's to know?
Thanks.

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Reephdweller
08-17-2003, 10:56 AM
P.S. Also, the signs that say $500 for littering....how do they catch them or do they? Like if I'm going to the beach and toss out my soda can...who's to know?



That's only if you're caught. It all depends on how the area is policed. If there is poor policing of the park or area then people will litter and no one will get caught.

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phixion
08-17-2003, 11:05 AM
By the way, you seem like a new person here, who are you.


me? ive been here for years u see where they say 'joined' and after that it says Oct 2001 in my messages. that how long ive posted here. where as u joined in february 2003. so who's new?

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bunnyluvsthem
08-18-2003, 02:15 AM
Um, you are. Facts and figures are only as good as they say.

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Snoogans
08-18-2003, 02:29 AM
BUT how often do you have to clean up YOUR part of the highway (once a month, every 2 weeks...) and do they hand out FINES for not CLEANING up your part? Thanks.

im not tryin to pick fights, so dont take the personally.
Who the fuck cares. i know your not about to adopt a highway. you have to pay to have the right to pay someone to clean up. though i dont know time wise, if you dont clean it up, you will be fined.....HEAVILY. Like i said, adopt a highway is nothing more than mini billboard advertisements. now let it go, its not that important.


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Snoogans
08-18-2003, 02:38 AM
Um, you are. Facts and figures are only as good as they say.

Bunny, the reason everyone seems new to you and you havent really seen them is because YOU JUST GOT HERE, not the rest of the people

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bunnyluvsthem
08-18-2003, 02:57 AM
I understand. However, a guy like this just chimes in, and automatically his word is stronger, for the mere fact that he signed up before me? And of course, he has latitude to say whatever he wants, but dare not ofer that same privilege to a "new" person, because, after all he was here longer. Right. And his status as signing up prior to me does not make him a bigger Ron & Fez fan.

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Snoogans
08-18-2003, 02:58 AM
I understand. However, a guy like this just chimes in, and automatically his word is stronger, for the mere fact that he signed up before me

No body said anything near that. the point was, you told him welcome newbie and he has been a member 2 years longer, thats why he said something

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


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phixion
08-18-2003, 05:00 AM
snoogs is great he argues for me in my absence! i owe u a blunt friend.

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Snoogans
08-18-2003, 07:25 AM
snoogs is great he argues for me in my absence! i owe u a blunt friend.

time and place bro, im always down

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


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