i'm a drunken retard, how 'bout you?

[monsterone]

so my dad wants to go out, fine and dandy, i'll be glad to hang out with pops. he just wanted to hit 1 or 2 places, so i go with jameson on the rocks. 1 or 2 becomes 4 or 5, and i'm knocking them back 1 or 2 a place.

i get home and crack a beer, go to sit under my "thinking" tree, lighta cigarette and make some drunken phone calls. i wake up this morning, face down in my bed, shoes on, with cigarette burns on my pants.

some of you must have done some equally stupid shit this weekend, or ever. out with it...

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[FUNKMAN]

pee'd on the stereo, curtains, and my friends living room wall, all on seperate occassions...

but who hasn't...

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[mdr55]

Nope...can't say that I am......but my friends..that's another story.

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STOP! the Turf Wars.

[McNabbShouldDie]

Alchohol, huh? I stay away from the stuff. Im part of a silent cry to end the deterioration of peoples livers.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I pissed in a milk jug one night.

I haven't drank like that in years. The allure wore off.

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Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[IrishAlkey]

I drank urine flavored milk one night.

Haven't stopped drinking since...

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[reeshy]

I prefer milk flavored urine myself!!

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[Steels]

Alchohol, huh? I stay away from the stuff. Im part of a silent cry to end the deterioration of peoples livers.

Too bad considering alcohol is most likely the only tool that would help popping your cherry.

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