What's The Last Thing You've Stolen?...

[Reephdweller]

The last thing I stole from a store was about a year or so ago, I was in Target (Sorry Amy) and I had just bought the DVD for the movie A Beautiful Mind at Sam's Club, and the next day I was in Target they had the same movie, but with a promotional pocket calculator included. I felt that since I already bought the movie I was entitled to the calculator. I spotted one copy with the calculator loose on the shelf, so I snatched it and pocketed it. I still use it to this day.

What was the last thing you've stolen?

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[MHasegawa]

2 packs of cigarettes, a cup of coffee, blueberry pop tarts and 2 tabasco slim jims. Was about a month ago down in Central Jersey, I brought the stuff to the counter, and the cashier was nowhere to be found. I waited about half a minute then lost patience, grabbed the 2-for-1 packs and returned to my friends car in a hurry.

Perhaps you lack the discipline necessary for you to live.
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This message was edited by DynamiteK on 8-20-03 @ 10:14 AM

[Aggie]

You're all a bunch of sinners!!!





OK, OK, I've never stolen anything from store or anything but at my old job I always used to stock up on the complimentary tampons in the bathroom. They were just sitting there in a basket and those things are expensive. I miss my endless supply.

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[bunnyluvsthem]

Ags, the dearth of your stash presents a vividly harsh visual.

In 1986, I stole a pair of leather gloves from Macy's. In 1992 I wrote a letter to Macy's explaining this and including a check for $40.00. I never received a reply, but about 6 weeks later the check cleared my account.

In 1985, I stole the life of a cat by throwing a plum of a friend that was ripening on his balcony down 2 floors onto a cat that was passing by. The cat was hit squarely in the center of its body, momentarily stretched out its limbs, and then stopped moving.

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[alexc]

for the geeks on this message board...
i have stolen SCO source code. ;)

[RageCage]

When I worked for NASA, I stole some pens............and some plans...................space plans.

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[Reephdweller]

for the geeks on this message board...
i have stolen SCO source code.



I guess this makes you a techie god.

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[furie]

the year: 1992
the place: buffalo
the object: a $2 male/female connector for my roommates stereo.


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[Furtherman]

The last thing I stole was $$ from the box office of a basketball game in college. My friend and I would collect tickets and always skimmed a little off the top. Usually $20-$40 which went right to the bar.

[StupidGirlllll]

I steal guys hearts all the time, & spit them out when I am done...

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[RichVos]

All of my material.
Even the bad jokes.

[RageCage]

All of my material.
Even the bad jokes.


You stink.

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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

[grlNIN]

Off the top of my head....

a Zine from a Tattoo parlor in Va
And some shirts & socks from the Mall.

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[ag]

I remember once I stole gum from the supermarket. My parents found out and made me go to the manager and tell him i stole something. About 10 years maybe more I was working for a supermarket, when they changed managers. For some reason or another this guy looked familiar. Turns out he was the same person I went up to and confesed to over ten Years ago!

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[Snoogans]

the extra value counter menu from the burger king on 17N in mahwah

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Death Metal Moe]

Hmmmm. It's been awhile. I used to be a major clepto up at the Pathmark I worked in. I was Produce. I'd eat mad ammounts of fresh fruit and veggies. Then I'd mark down fresh fruit like it was bad and buy like 6 ruby red grapefruits for 50 cents. I'd also take huge bags of candy, wrap them in my work apron on the way out, and eat them for weeks.

I've stolen small shit from construction sites like that foil tape duct workers use and florescent marking paint spray cans.

But it's been awhile since I stole. Maybe just because I haven't had the opportunity. I have a problem. :p

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[SuperClerk]

When I was 11, I stole a Tim Raines rookie card from a baseball card store.

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It's always fun until someone gets hurt.....and then it's just hilarious.

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[Wormwood]

I stole an extra half hour of lunch time at work today.

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[furie]

I stole an extra half hour of lunch time at work today.

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i do that every day


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[ADF]

I was hungry, so I opened up a box of apple pie cookies at work today and marked them out as damaged.

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[pinkyfloyd]

I stole a pack of crappy, Panasonic, AA batteries from a dollar store in New Jersey. I wanted to listen to my portable cd player, while I was going somewhere, but I was flat broke. I felt that taking it from a dollar store was better for my conscience, rather than stealing from a Kmart or Walmart, where a pack would cost 5 or 6 dollars.

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

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[fiestygal]

when i was in middle school my cousin and i went through a clepto stage during those formative yrs... we would alway steal from the CVS in Ocean City, nj right by our shore house...we were good too..how sad is this....we would always take make up stuff...lip liner, lip stick, etc

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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[Johnny Fontane]

I steal guys hearts all the time, & spit them out when I am done...


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Your love is like a tidal wave, spinnin' over my head
You drown me in your promises, better left unsaid

You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasies
The effects of a winner, and you know that you were born to be
You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love-taker, don't you mess around with me
You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love-taker, don't you mess around, no, no, no

Your love has set my soul on fire, burnin' outta control
You taught me the ways of desire, now it's takin' its toll

You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasies
The effects of a winner, and you know that you were born to be
You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love-taker, don't you mess around with me
You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love-taker, don't you mess around, no, no, no

You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasies
The effects of a winner, and you know that you were born to be
You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love-taker, don't you mess around with me
You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love-taker, don't you mess around, no, no, no

You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love-taker, don't you mess around with me
You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love-taker, heartbreaker !

[sr71blackbird]

I stole a tube of $35 poison ive cream from Eckerd because I was pissed that they stole my Genovese pharmacy from me and I felt that $35 was way too much to charge for poison ivy cream, I was really itchy


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

When I was in kindergarten, my mom would pick me up and we'd walk to the drug store. I had a HUGE tote bag and I'd lift barrettes, mittens, you name it, if it caught my eye...

I worked at a country club during the summers I was in college. I lifted plates, bowl, glasses (I still use). Hell! Some of the waiters would back their cars up and load up!

Today-- just office supplies (pens, post-it notes). I price gauge the one place I freelance proofread for. I worked for them full time, 50-60 hours a week and got paid for 35. If a project took 5 hours to do but it pissed me off because it was a mess, I charge them for 10 hours.

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[sr71blackbird]

I'd say this is kinda related... This guy I work with got the Sobig worm/virus thats going around. The company IT dept caught the virus as it went through the server, but he was desperatly trying to get the worm and send it to as many people in the office as possible so that we wouldnt have to work tomorrow if the computers were shut down!
He was trying to steal time off the phones by having a virus!


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[jamesdiggy]

When I was working retail I would always slip a bottle of wine into my bag, but I just considered it taking work home with me.

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[Arienette]

this is going back probably seven or eight years, but i stole the casette single of that merril bainbridge song, "mouth". i had the money, but i was just too embarassed to buy it in front of anyone.

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[Johnny Fontane]

I steal guys hearts all the time, & spit them out when I am done...


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There's only one GIRLLLLL that I will ever love
And that was so many years ago
And though I know I'll never get her out of my heart
She never loved me back
Ooh I know
I remember how she left me on a stormy night
She kissed me and got out of our bed
And though I pleaded and I begged her not to walk out that door
She packed her bags and turned right away


(OK, I heard this song while eating a foot long tuna sub @ Subway today and felt a need to post this).

[Contra]

I used to steal a lot when I was younger. The last thing I really stole though is the wallet that I still use today. Coincidentally it just stated cracking like a few days ago, but I've had it for three years. I took it from some retail store while my friend was getting shoes for graduation.

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[Tall_James]

2 pockets full of "Red Hot Fireballs" from Black Eyed Sally's Cajun Restaurant in Hartford CT.

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[FUNKMAN]

2 17in Dell Flatscreens... one black, one biege

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[SatCam]

It'd be interesting to know if anyone has stole condoms

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[DC Reed]

Aviation Sun Glasses from Sheetz. I broke them two hours later by accident.

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[walking joint]

the only thing i've ever stolen have been packs of ice. have done it many times. i have a big family and most show up for our 2 week vacation. So a ton of beer and ice is bought each day. i just feel after spending a certain amount on beer...the ice should be free. so we say 5 bags and take about 12-15. $2 a bag is to much. but thats the only thing i've ever stolen.

[carguy]

A '97 Mustang. I'm not a car theif. I just took it because the guy said it couldn't be stolen and wanted to prove him wrong. I gave it back a couple days later.

[bunnyluvsthem]

I just stole a package of Listermint pocketpacks yesterday. It felt good to steal it. These deals are way too overpriced as it is. I am planning to steal many more, it seems these are quite easy to steal, and useful. And if I ever, perchance, get caught, I can easily say that I inadvertently must have put them into my pocket while getting my money.

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[FUNKMAN]

It'd be interesting to know if anyone has stole condoms


yes, used ones... but they're still good. all you have to do is turn them inside out and shake the 'fuck' out of them....

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[Jennitalia]

i stole this door hanger off of my ex-psycho-roommate's door. she still lives in our old aparment, and my mom happens to live in the building, too. so i like to fuck with her when i'm there.

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[East Side Dave]

when i was an altar boy i used to steal wine from church....but I was a kid.



.....now i just steal money from church! Hooo-ahhhh! Olly-Olly-Oxen-Free!











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[McHaggis]

little girls virginity

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[Shecky]

A Snickers and a Payday.

Later,
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[JohnnyCash]

Hate to admit it but the Home Depot charges way too much for such crappy wood. After I bought a whole bunch of material i went back to the molding section and stuck afew lengths of trim under some sheetrock...i felt bad but i Dr0pped like $350 on wood the week before so I fugured they owed me a bit.
SHOP AT LOWES!!!!!!!!!!

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[Nogz]

The last thing I stole was an 18 year old girl's virginity ..does that count? :p

[ag]

the last thing I stole was on Sat night when I came home from the bar and decided on taking a walk around the block, I ripped out 3 sprinkler heads from 3 different lawns, then I threw them down the sewer. I was drunk and bored and I didnt remember until I saw some mud on my jeans the next morning and I swore to myself Id never do something like that again

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[neoprosto]

I swore to myself Id never do something like that again
Which part? Going to a bar? Coming home from one? Taking a walk around the block? Ripping out the sprinklers from 3 different lawns, instead of one? Throwing them down the sewer, instead of keeping them?

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[carguy]

Hate to admit it but the Home Depot charges way too much for such crappy wood. After I bought a whole bunch of material i went back to the molding section and stuck afew lengths of trim under some sheetrock...i felt bad but i Dr0pped like $350 on wood the week before so I fugured they owed me a bit.
SHOP AT LOWES!!!!!!!!!!

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Watch M*A*S*H*


If you have the reciept from your lumber purchase go back to the store, load up your cart, and "return" it all. Just make sure the store is really crowded. It's also easier if the return counter isn't right by the front door, there's usually some security or something by the front door. It's always worked for me. Just don't get greedy and stupid.

[ag]

Throwing them down the sewer, instead of keeping them?
no need to keep them they are useless to me, I dont have a sprinkler system

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[mdr55]

Don't ask. Don't tell. But I took this.

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