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FMJeff
08-20-2003, 01:05 PM
Does any scene beat the Medieval Times scene? CMON! So many memorable lines!

"Silence...of the LAMBS! Hello Clarice"

"Come back here, so that i may brain three!"

"It's just like Kirk and Spock on Star Trek...two friends forced to do battle. DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA"

"There were no utensils in medieval times thus there are no utensils AT Medieval times.

But there was pepsi?

Can i just do my job sir?"

"Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle with a fort knight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!"


So funny....

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Snoogans
08-20-2003, 01:41 PM
you think that was funny, picture 30 HS seniors on a school trip to midevil times basically reliving that.

wow that is good, but jeff, between this and the wedding idea, alotta midevel times. Please dont go D & D on us

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

TheGameHHH
08-20-2003, 01:49 PM
Jeff LOVES D&D, i can sense it.

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Snoogans
08-20-2003, 02:07 PM
im thinkin the same thing game. who else would have a midevil times wedding. god i hope he gets married before a reinassaince fair comes around

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

Death Metal Moe
08-20-2003, 04:31 PM
Everytime I hear Jeff talk about medievil shit, it reminds me of this kick ass castle our tour took us to in Ireland. A place called Bunrutty. It sounds like that, but might not be spelled like it.

Anyway, it's an old castle that groups come in and eat just like medievil people. We got this AWESOME potato soup, pickled ribs and come chicken I think. Great crusty bread, mead. And the actors actually put on a musical show in the style of the time. That was my favorite part of the trip I think. We toured the restored historical village near it, then went back there that night to the castle for the feast. Kick ass.

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Hottub
08-20-2003, 04:39 PM
I did bunnratty, twice. It was a kick, but a tourist trap (10 min outside of shannon airport)

If you want to see the real shot, you have to go to
The Rock of Cashel - The original St. Patrick's Cathedral.

If you get there early in the am, before they open, you can work off your hangover by scaling the walls.

Scary as shit!

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"

angrymissy
08-20-2003, 05:42 PM
god i hope he gets married before a reinassaince fair comes around

for all this midevil times talk, he wont go to the fucking renissance fair with me. go figure.

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Katylina
08-20-2003, 05:48 PM
I'm sorry. This is driving me crazy. My OCD is showing.

It's Medieval. That's the spelling.

Phew-- I'm glad that I got that out of my system. Which fair do you go to Missy? I love medieval things as well.

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angrymissy
08-20-2003, 05:52 PM
Which fair do you go to Missy? I love medieval things as well.

I go to the one in Tudexo, NY. They give you plastic yards of beer on a strap that you can wear around your neck. I don't get dressed up for it or anything, but its a fun thing to do in the summer

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furie
08-20-2003, 06:37 PM
there was nothing funny about that movie. Carey should have died at the end too.


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JustJon
08-20-2003, 06:39 PM
The Sterling Forest Ren Fest is a good time every year.

I went to medieval times last summer with friends and the horses looked all drugged up. One of them even ran into a wall, scaring a little girl.

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furie
08-20-2003, 06:41 PM
anyone interested? (http://www.renfair.com/NY/)


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Death Metal Moe
08-20-2003, 07:20 PM
I did bunnratty, twice. It was a kick, but a tourist trap (10 min outside of shannon airport)

If you want to see the real shot, you have to go to
The Rock of Cashel - The original St. Patrick's Cathedral.

If you get there early in the am, before they open, you can work off your hangover by scaling the walls.

Scary as shit!

http://siebert.home.att.net/bighomer.gif

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"

I'm not sure if I will ever go back, but thanks for the heads up.

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Snoogans
08-20-2003, 07:47 PM
I go to the one in Tudexo, NY. They give you plastic yards of beer on a strap that you can wear around your neck. I don't get dressed up for it or anything, but its a fun thing to do in the summer

our car service took some of you there last time, and i must say what a bunch of whackos. not everyone, but the guy who catapulted a pillow at the car really needed a beating

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

furie
08-21-2003, 05:21 AM
Everytime I hear Jeff talk about medievil shit, it reminds me of this kick ass castle our tour took us to in Ireland. A place called Bunrutty. It sounds like that, but might not be spelled like it.

Anyway, it's an old castle that groups come in and eat just like medievil people. We got this AWESOME potato soup, pickled ribs and come chicken I think. Great crusty bread, mead. And the actors actually put on a musical show in the style of the time. That was my favorite part of the trip I think. We toured the restored historical village near it, then went back there that night to the castle for the feast. Kick ass.

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I've been to Ross castle in Kerry. It was cool, fully restored. The only problem it was in the "Ring of Kerry", which is a series of tourist traps.

There's an old Templar Castle in Newcastlewest, Limerick. I recommend it.


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Hottub
08-21-2003, 06:12 AM
I'm not sure if I will ever go back, but thanks for the heads up


Moe, don't you have an old sig pic that says something like;

Redheads,whiskey, metal, Hell yea I'll be back!


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fatty
08-21-2003, 06:26 AM
I go to the one in Tudexo, NY. They give you plastic yards of beer on a strap that you can wear around your neck. I don't get dressed up for it or anything, but its a fun thing to do in the summer



if missy doesn't get dressed up i'm not coming

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FMJeff
08-21-2003, 06:56 AM
for all this midevil times talk, he wont go to the fucking renissance fair with me. go figure.


medieval times is cooler and u know it

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Snoogans
08-21-2003, 07:01 AM
midievil times is the renasance fair in a dome, thats all.

well, they have real stuff too. last fair i saw was guys with stick ball bats and catchers gear

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

angrymissy
08-21-2003, 07:45 AM
you can shop at the ren fair and buy weapons and eat lots of food and they give you fucking BEER YOU CAN WEAR AROUND YOUR NECK

nothing beats it not even precious midievil times

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angrymissy
08-21-2003, 07:45 AM
you can shop at the ren fair and buy weapons and eat lots of food and they give you fucking BEER YOU CAN WEAR AROUND YOUR NECK

nothing beats it not even precious midievil times

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Snoogans
08-21-2003, 07:48 AM
you can shop at the ren fair and buy weapons and eat lots of food and they give you fucking BEER YOU CAN WEAR AROUND YOUR NECK

nothing beats it not even precious midievil times

an ounce of mushrooms, an ounce of weed, 3 acoustic guitars, 7 friends, and a campfire up on a cliff in harrimen.....with a cooler full of heineken

that might beat it

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

This message was edited by Snoogans on 8-21-03 @ 11:48 AM

angrymissy
08-21-2003, 08:02 AM
an ounce of mushrooms, an ounce of weed, 3 acoustic guitars, 7 friends, and a campfire up on a cliff in harrimen.....with a cooler full of heineken

that might beat it


1. im not 16
2. im not a hippie
3. therefore, i'd still rather have the beer you can wear around your neck

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Snoogans
08-21-2003, 08:24 AM
im 20 and im not a hippie. one person has long hair, they must be a hippy

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

TheMojoPin
08-21-2003, 08:48 AM
"What do they look like, Jimmy?

"Dorks."

"They look like dorks."

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Katylina
08-21-2003, 12:00 PM
im 20 and im not a hippie. one person has long hair, they must be a hippy

Is Kid Rock a hippie?

Furie you rule-- I am emailed my friend to see if she would go to it with me.

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This message was edited by Katylina on 8-21-03 @ 4:02 PM

FMJeff
08-21-2003, 12:54 PM
you can shop at the ren fair and buy weapons and eat lots of food and they give you fucking BEER YOU CAN WEAR AROUND YOUR NECK


You can say that twice. Oh wait...you did...

love you!



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Reephdweller
08-21-2003, 03:15 PM
Funny enough I watched this again last night.
I love this movie, one of my away messages is straight from the movie....

"Oh my god, oh my god. My twin brother's been shot. I think it was an Asian gang or something. I saw someone he looked Asian and he...he was speaking another language. I'm pretty sure it was.....Asian."

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