i'm a big horndog

[Arienette]

it's true. i've always known that i have a pretty active libido, but i don't think i realized quite how active. this weekend, my boyfriend and i stayed with a friend of mine. even though we were on a couch bed in an open living room (no doors and the like), i managed to wake him up twice during the night to do stuff, not to mention what transpired before we actually went to sleep. so i admit it.

my name is arienette (well, kinda), and i'm a big horndog.

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[canofsoup15]

Well if doing more than three sexual things a day makes you a horndog, than call me a horndog.

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[carguy]

Well if doing more than three sexual things a day makes you a horndog, than call me a horndog.

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I don't think it counts if there's only one person involved.

[canofsoup15]

Why not?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My name is fuzzybutt and I, too, am a horndog.

If being a horndog is wrong, I don't want to be right!

Just wait until you're in your mid-30s and hitting your "peak." skidmark's such a trooper!

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[Arienette]

Just wait until you're in your mid-30s and hitting your "peak." i'm not going to get any sleep until menopause. oh well, i can wait

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[FUNKMAN]

there seems to be a little added excitement when on vacation or in someone else's home... probably the little added unknown/risk factors...

when we were first married i was able to slip it in from behind, in a tent, with my Mom and Dad sleeping next to us...

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i must've picked a bad time to be in love...

[Doogie]

If being a horndog is wrong, I don't want to be right!


Beautiful fucking line!!!

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[PanterA]

Damn, I thought it said you were a big corndog. I just love cornbread and beef side products fried together on a stick.

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This message was edited by PanterA on 8-24-03 @ 11:55 PM

[stickyfingers]

when we were first married i was able to slip it in from behind, in a tent, with my Mom and Dad sleeping next to us...


wow, I have done the same at the Marriot Marquis in Times Square on New Years Eve night....It was kinda wierd b/c my eyes were constantly on her parents in the bed directly next to us the whole f'ing time. If at any point they were to move I would've frozen like Eskimo piss only quicker.

And she'd kill me if she knew I wrote this so shhhh

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[Death Metal Moe]

Threads like this always depress me.

Where's that big knife?

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Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[reeshy]

Well if doing more than three sexual things a day makes you a horndog, than call me a horndog


That's it? Rookie!!!!!!!!!

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[Mike Teacher]

Well, the way I see it is like th...oh shit. Excuse me, I have to go masturbate.

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[Aggie]

That's why I don't like when couples sleep over my house. I don't want other people's juices on my couch. Ewww.

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[Grand Master B]

Aggie... Can I stay over?
Pleeeease ;p

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Which do you prefer?

This message was edited by Grand Master B on 8-25-03 @ 11:42 AM

[TheGameHHH]

That's why I don't like when couples sleep over my house. I don't want other people's juices on my couch. Ewww.
Two summers ago I had this party, and during said party my buddy and his girlfriend (who's a massive slut) disappeared into another room in my basement for about 20 minutes. Everyone knew what they were doing, sadly it was commonplace for them during parties, so when they came out 20 minutes later it really wasn't a big deal. The WORST part about it though was when my friend busted his nut, he did it right on my floor and just left it there no clean-up or anything. He just decided not to tell me until about 6 months later and there was nothing I could do at that point. So everytime I walk into that room I know somewhere that his nut is just sucked into that carpet, it's quite disturbing.


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[Arienette]

That's why I don't like when couples sleep over my house. I don't want other people's juices on my couch. Ewww.in my defense, when my friend invited us to come for the weekend she said, "you should come for the weekend, and bring adf... i have lots of condoms. and you can sleep in my bed." i didn't take her up on either offer, but i got her drift.

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aribagel.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>imagine what you want, and then hold on to that thought<br>'cause that's as close as it will ever come</center>

[walking joint]

If at any point they were to move I would've frozen like Eskimo piss only quicker.

And she'd kill me if she knew I wrote this so shhhh



that's the funniest thing i've read in a long time. thanks.

[jamesdiggy]

in my defense, when my friend invited us to come for the weekend she said, "you should come for the weekend, and bring adf... i have lots of condoms. and you can sleep in my bed." i didn't take her up on either offer, but i got her drift.

Who's your friend, Heidi Fleiss?

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[FUNKMAN]

i'm just a 'hornytoad', minus the warts...

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i must've picked a bad time to be in love...

[Johnathan H Christ]

welcome.

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[hyperspace]

sometimes i'm such a horndog i pay up to $200 to spend an hour with a dominatrix!

[Contra]

Wow, I was going to tell a story, but then decided against it, hehe, in any case I "understand". I too am a horndog.

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[Snoogans]

you people continue to disgust me. a couch bed. how the fuck can you fuck on a couch bed. its got that bar right through the middle, id rather just stand and use the wall

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!