I'm Starting To Geeze

[Gvac]

As much as it pains me to admit it, I'm no longer a young man. Every day I notice more and more gray in my hair, and I have an extremely difficult time trying to understand today's pop culture.

I've tried and tried, but I'll never understand the attraction of rap music, genital piercings, or tattoos. For the longest time I had myself convinced that the world around me had gone completely mad and I was the only sane one left. Now I'm finally ready to admit that I'm just too set in my ways and the product of an earlier generation that will never comprehend the fads of today's youth.

Oh and for the record, I still believe the majority of you young whipper snappers are insane.

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[Tall_James]

Praise the Lord and pass the Geritol! Geezers rule!

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[reeshy]

One word, Greg.....Methusalah!!!!!

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[DJEvelEd]

I try to keep up with the times. I'm adding an eyebrow ring and I may add an extra penis.

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[canofsoup15]

rap music, genital piercings, or tattoos


Im in the generation doing this and i dont understand half of it.

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[PanterA]

This thread reeks of ben-gay and mothballs.

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[TheGameHHH]

we're all gonna get old sometime Gvac, at least it's good you recognized it

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[DJEvelEd]

I'm starting to wheeze

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[grlNIN]

Does this mean i have to turn my music down? :)

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[PanterA]

Tell us gvac, are the eyes going?

Do people come to your house and ask you why the TV is so loud?

If you were to lift your shirt, would you see your belly button or would you still have to unzip your fly?

Do you own a house dress?

These are the questions we want to know damn it!

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[Tall_James]

Does this mean i have to turn my music down?

You call THAT music??? Damn kids.

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In my opinion, there's nothing in this world beats a '52 Vincent and a red headed girl.

[FUNKMAN]

i'm with you G,

i just make a point to let the youth enjoy what they like as long as it doesn't hurt anyone...

maybe we can go half on that 55gallon drum of Grecian?

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[furie]

let me know when the old man smell sets in.


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I heard "Go" by Tones on Tails used for a Dockers commercial. I wept openly.

The 80s are now "nostalgia."

I'm a "has been" who never was.

Sigh.

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[mdr55]

Word up...POPS!

Fight the Establishment. Down with censorship!!

[Reephdweller]

This whole age thing has got me flummoxed!

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[A.J.]

Every day I notice more and more gray in my hair

Check.

I have an extremely difficult time trying to understand today's pop culture.

Check.

I've tried and tried, but I'll never understand the attraction of rap music, genital piercings, or tattoos.

Check.

Now I'm finally ready to admit that I'm just too set in my ways and the product of an earlier generation that will never comprehend the fads of today's youth.

Check.

Gvac, allow me to quote Neil Young: "Old man take a look at my life I'm a lot like you."

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[Bill From Yorktown]

I heard "Go" by Tones on Tails used for a Dockers commercial. I wept openly.



um, the other day the background music they play while showing the "current weather, 5 day forecast, etc etc" on the weather channel was Pink Floyd. It was so out of context it took a sec to realize what it was.

Bill (old as dirt) from Yorktown

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I've tried and tried, but I'll never understand the attraction of rap music, genital piercings, or tattoos.

Dude, no matter how old you get, no mater how young and hip some other guy is, cutting your dick and putting metal in it will NEVER make sense. having sex is the greatest thing in the world, it feels better than anything. Why would you risk that for some fad? you know in 10-15 years that won't be "cool" anymore.

I love my cock and would never mess with it. It's perfect that way it is (I've had girls tell me that and that's the coolest thing I've ever heard anyone tell me!)

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[JustJon]

Gvac would have responded by now, but his alzheimer's kicked in and he forgot he posted this.

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[Def Dave in SC]

rap music, genital piercings, or tattoos


Im in the generation doing this and i dont understand half of it.


Half? Thats only three things, silly

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[Doctor Manhattan]

rap music, genital piercings, or tattoos


Im in the generation doing this and i dont understand half of it.


Half? Thats only three things, sill

He means he understands Rap Music and Genitals.

Piercings and Tattoos don't make sense to him.

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[DJEvelEd]

I love my cock and would never mess with it. It's perfect that way it is (I've had girls tell me that


Are you sure they weren't just being polite? Did you have any bumps, weeping sores, or strange odors? Those things count against you.

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[canofsoup15]

Im in the generation doing this and i dont understand half of it.


Half of the entire generation and the thigns they do.

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[Spoil-Sport]

When a baseball lands on your lawn, do you keep it?

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Are you sure they weren't just being polite? Did you have any bumps, weeping sores, or strange odors? Those things count against you.

I'm very sure. The polite thing would be to say "It's a nice size" or something like that. Plus I didn't ask for a comment, we weren't even talking about it, so no need to be polite.

If you want a peek, just ask :p

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

um, the other day the background music they play while showing the "current weather, 5 day forecast, etc etc" on the weather channel was Pink Floyd. It was so out of context it took a sec to realize what it was.


A few years ago, Dateline used a Peter Murphy song ("You're So Close") for one of their "Timeline" segments. It was just awful.

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[jamesdiggy]

Wash that gray right out of your hair!
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[monsterone]

Gvac would have responded by now, but his alzheimer's kicked in and he forgot he posted this.


was this just ignored??? fucking perfect, justjon


btw, gvac, did you want me to connect you with mr johnson so you could listen to the make believe ballroom?

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[The Blowhard]

Oh and for the record, I still believe the majority of you young whipper snappers are insane.


I agree Gregster. I say we kill them.

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Man,
If I ever get as old as Greg, I hope...wait a second....er....ah.....never mind!!!

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[Tall_James]

I agree Gregster. I say we kill them.

Meet me behind the Senior Center and we'll divvie up the weapons.

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[Gvac]

Sorry it's taken me so long to respond, but shortly after starting this thread I spilled my nightly dose of Metamucil onto the keyboard and shorted it out.

I'd like to thank my fellow "senior" members for seeing things my way, notably Tall James, Reeshy, Heckler, Fuzzybutt, and AJinDC. You guys are true blue (you kids would call them your "niggaz").

It's no picnic living with the ever-present stench of mothballs and Ben Gay, but I'm getting used to it. Let it be a lesson to all of you snot nosed little punks - GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO OUTSIDE AND ENJOY LIFE!!!

Soon you'll be old and decrepit, too.

PS - I still think us old gray foxes can learn you young 'uns a thing or two. Me, Tall James, and Heckler will gladly take on any of you creeps in a tag team match - just bring an ample supply of Doan's back pills.





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[Zipgun]

That's great Pops.

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[PanterA]

I'd like to thank my fellow "senior" members for seeing things my way, notably Tall James, Reeshy, Heckler, Fuzzybutt, and AJinDC. You guys are true blueUht oh, it's the Depends Clique!

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