The Way A Man Thinks

[PanterA]

All right, everytime I'm walking down the street and see a magazine on the floor, I always try to scope it out to see if it's porn. I've been doing this since about 13 years old. We all have stories of searching the woods and finding porn mags. Usually they are destroyed by rain, covered in dirt, or even worse...filled with holes and very untouchable. Anyway, to this day I'm always on the look. I thought I was the only one till the other day I caught the guy I work with doing the same thing.

Guys are always in search of new porn. Today I was talking to another guy I work with. He told me about this time he saw someone trying to throw garbage bags into the post office dumpster. He called out to him so he wouldn't throw them into the dumpster. After the guy left he thought to himself...."What if he was throwing out porn..." This is what I mean. Only a guy would think that. The next day he saw the guy trying to chuck the bags again, so he laid back and let him do it so that he can jump into the dumpster and find a treasure of porn. It turned out that it was just the guys house garbage, but it just goes to show you what a man will do for new porn.

Tell us your story of how you or someone you know did something only a guy would do. Something that a female would never even think of. I know there are stories out there. Whether its about porn, farting, whatever!

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[Death Metal Moe]

I shot a man in Reno just to get his Porno mag.

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[Reephdweller]

I admit it. I do the same thing.

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[Teenweek]

I used to spank it to the Sears bra and panty fliers.

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[Furtherman]

We all have stories of searching the woods and finding porn mags.


Hell yea. And remember the excitement when you found a NEW porn mag that some older kid left behind? It was like finding gold!

About two years ago I was stumbling home from a bar and a neighbor of mine had about three stacks of magazines, wrapped in a trashbag. Guess what I thought. Guess what I found! All porn. I hit the jackpot. Heh heh jack pot.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

We all have stories of searching the woods and finding porn mags.


I can top that. I actually found a porno tape. It was in perfectly good condition.

Only a man would wrap a corn dog in bacon.

Oh, and only a man would attempt to drive through a pile of snow in a four-cylinder car without four-wheel drive in order to get into the liquor store parking lot to get beer.

This is another thing that baffles me about guys-- they tend not to know too many details about their friends.

Me: So what's Steve studying in school?
Him: I don't know.

Me: So did Clint go to the KISS show?
Him: I don't know.
Me: How do you not know? You see him every week and you shoot the shit for an hour after practice. What do you guys talk about?
Him: Girls and beer.

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[ChrisTheCop]

I was actually hoping to see porn when I clicked on this thread.

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[Furtherman]

they tend not to know too many details about their friends.


That is true. I know where most of my friends work, but what exactly they "do", I couldn't tell you. But that doesn't matter. Who wants to shoot the shit about work anyway? I do enough of that during the day.

[A.J.]

This is another thing that baffles me about guys-- they tend not to know too many details about their friends.

True that. I couldn't tell you exactly what my friends do for a living -- even my brother. I know they work for a certain company, or in a general field, but I don't know the specifics.

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[FUNKMAN]

when i'm driving behind a car and i see a girl in the passenger seat leaning over a bit towards the guy in the drivers seat i start to think she is jerking him off and will soon go down on him.



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[Mike Teacher]

One time I was cleaning out my house, and I found this dumpster where I could throw some bags of shit away.

Anyway, whenever I was there, I would see this guy, really ugly, deformed almost. And he kept looking over as I was throwing the bags of shit in the dumpster, and I could hear a soft muttering, an Evil, Twisted Muttering sound that scared me to death...

'mmmm....porn....juggs..oooo ...d-cup....mmmm. ....swank... club... gallery... playboy... hustler... oh baby thats it throw out another bag... penthouse forum...gotta have porn..more porn... porn is in the bags... wait and see... the evil man with the bags will go soon and I will get the porn..oooh..oh yeah...'

Fucking Sick.

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[Death Metal Moe]

This is another thing that baffles me about guys-- they tend not to know too many details about their friends.


I guess you can call me half a fag because I usually know things about my male friends. I mean basic things. We might not discuss our 10 year plan over tea but we talk about more than girls and beer. Sorry.

Actually, no I'm not. I'm never fucking sorry. Fuck you. I am DEATH_METAL MOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Actually, the best example of a guy not knowing details about his frined comes from my best friend:

Her: Does he have a brother?
Her husband: I don't know.
Her: But you lived with the guy for 10 years!
Her husband: Well, I didn't want to pry.

Another thing a guy will do-- play with firecrackers in the woods.

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[Furtherman]

We LOVE to blow things up. Stick some M-80's under phonebooks, in watermellons, under plastic buckets - you name it. That is fun.

Also, starting a campfire in the woods, find an old spray paint can, throw it in, then duck for cover. When that blows, the bottom shoots out like a cannon!

[Death Metal Moe]

I know how many siblings my male friends have. And I also love playing with fireworks.

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[Reephdweller]

when i'm driving behind a car and i see a girl in the passenger seat leaning over a bit towards the guy in the drivers seat i start to think she is jerking him off and will soon go down on him.


you realize of course you have to follow them now, just to see what exactly they're doing. or drive up beside them and take a good long gaze.

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[mdr55]

Is finding Porn good or bad? (If the pages are stuck together)

Fight the Establishment. Down with censorship!!

[sr71blackbird]

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[hyperspace]

as a guy i am a little on the timid side, i don't get in fights or like many sports but you get me around cars and tools and the manliness comes creeping out. and i also am a porn disposer!!! only i buy the DVD, cut them up and throw them out in a public garbage can.

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[Contra]

A thing that guys do is scope the room for every girl that they would have sex with, like Stewie in The Family Guy...

"I'd do her, do her, do her..."

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[Reephdweller]

A thing that guys do is scope the room for every girl that they would have sex with, like Stewie in The Family Guy...

"I'd do her, do her, do her..."


I knew I wasn't the only one!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

they tend not to know too many details about their friends.

Damn right.

Of all my current circle of friends, I could probably tell you the last names of MAYBE half a dozen of them.

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