neoprosto
09-18-2003, 05:38 AM
Has anyone seen Chris Mortenson on ESPN lately? It looks like he had his rooster gaggle removed, and the rest of that other giggling mess sucked out the bottom of his face.
First of all, they put such shadowy lighting on him so that the bottom part of his chin and directly under his neck is obscured and hidden in a cloak of darkness. But his skin seems awfully pulled tight around his cheeks, and the makeup on him these days is about an inch thick.
You know who really needs to have some serious work done - that Peter Gammons. What a mess! And don't forget the teeth - those choppers look like ingrown hammertoes, except skinnier and more yellow.
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<marquee behavior=alternate><Color="brown" bold>Catch as catch
catch as catch
can
anybody in their right mind can see
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First of all, they put such shadowy lighting on him so that the bottom part of his chin and directly under his neck is obscured and hidden in a cloak of darkness. But his skin seems awfully pulled tight around his cheeks, and the makeup on him these days is about an inch thick.
You know who really needs to have some serious work done - that Peter Gammons. What a mess! And don't forget the teeth - those choppers look like ingrown hammertoes, except skinnier and more yellow.
[center]<img src="http://204.138.60.10/images/actors/saturdaynightlive/gildaradner.jpg" width=100 length=100>
<marquee behavior=alternate><Color="brown" bold>Catch as catch
catch as catch
can
anybody in their right mind can see
you and me</bold> </marquee>