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ToddEVF
09-23-2003, 06:01 PM
Ok let me tell you the back story 1st. I have this one teacher (yes i'm still in high school. its my 5th year) who is a total friggin tool. Well, he gave us this book, Joy In The Morning and after reading the 1st chapter, or should i say attempted to read it, i hated the book. so the teach gave us a test on it. I failed of course, but one part was an open ended question part.

the question was. . .


1. Describe the events of Anne and Carl's wedding night, starting with the incident on the swing and ending with Carl falling asleep in the rocking chair.


here's what i put followed with what he put.

I am unable to tell you about the wedding night nor the incident. Joy In The Morning, I find a boring book after attempting to read the first chapter. Furthermore, I am unable to complete the assignment, or should I say test, because of my error of not reading a book I have no interest in. I understand the book is part of my grade, but I can't read a book that is dull and or boring. To do so would basically make me a conformist who takes everything handed to them with a smile and a Thank You. This conforming that mostly everyone does makes it seem like Nazi Germany. Actually, if you do your research, the schooling we have today is an almost exact replica of those in Communist Russia and Nazi Germany. There is no more originality, we are all cattle being herded through life, being told what to wear, what to look like. No wonder books like Joy In The Morning are part of the curriculum. Finally, I man not read this book, but I will learn what I can.

Tom,
I respect your opinion and have no problem if you don't like the book, but I think you should make those type of judgements after you have read the book. I'm a {can't understand what he wrote} if The Clash never listened to any other music - The Beatles, Elvis, Buddy Holly, Richie havens. You can learn from both good and bad. But like you said, it is your choice.

now i want to know what you people think about this. (how would you have reacted, etc.)

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Death Metal Moe
09-23-2003, 06:06 PM
"Ze can't give us ze Book Reports if we BURN all ze books 1st!"

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TheMojoPin
09-23-2003, 11:35 PM
Try that "I don't wanna do something because it's boring" shit in the real world. You'll go to bed each night on a giant pile of money surrounded by many beautiful ladies.

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IrishAlkey
09-24-2003, 01:36 AM
Do you realize how cliche your own, "independent/non-conformist" answer was?

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zoom2457
09-24-2003, 05:33 AM
You didn't feel like reading the book, so therefore, you didn't. Don't try to make shit up about not being a conformist, or how the education system is Nazi-like.

The most important lesson you can learn from high school is that sometimes in life you have to do things that you really don't want to do.

So, get over yourself and start reading your assignments or else you'll never get out of high school.


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09-24-2003, 05:42 AM
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Hoojibs
09-24-2003, 06:20 AM
"Ze can't give us ze Book Reports if we BURN all ze books 1st!"


It tells me that goosestepping morons like yourself would be better off reading books, instead of burning them.


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TooCute
09-24-2003, 06:29 AM
I want to know why, in what is presumably your senior year in high school, you're getting tests in what is presumably your english class that ask you to simply describe the events of a chapter in a book.

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09-24-2003, 07:26 AM
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Jennitalia
09-24-2003, 07:49 AM
sounds like somebody's on their way to a 6th year of high school.

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Mike Teacher
09-24-2003, 09:33 AM
I want to know why, in what is presumably your senior year in high school, you're getting tests in what is presumably your english class that ask you to simply describe the events of a chapter in a book.


Ding! Ding! Ding! That's the REAL Question that should be being asked. Too Cute, I wish I had the answer...sigh...

As for the essay thing? Hey, it's American Citizenship and if you're in your 5th year of high school I'm assuming you're either 18 or about to be.

I did the whole thing. I didn;t graduate in the top half of my class; I was a suck-ass lazy high school student. My standardized tests were really high, but my guidance counselor didn;t help much, his son being one of the big Drug Dealers at the School. This was 1981.

So I bullshitted my way into Villanova and then failed out of that spectacularly. That essay is irrelevant in high school, sadly. It's the rest of your life you have to worry about.

Fail out like I did; it's not as fun when you realized you just took $25,000 of your parents money and flushed it down a toilet. So, if your path is college, perhaps best look elsewhere.

If your path is the marketplace, as the others have said, good luck. There are jobs where you Eat Shit. You Sell Out. You Conform.

My father was a salesman, he ate shit. So when he had to eat shit at another place he didnt want to be at he would take out the photograph of his Wife and Three Kids. It ain't conforming; it's taking care of what needs to be taking care of. It's Doing what you Dislike, because there is somethings a LOT Bigger then wasting your time on a shitty book. Like rent, food, clothes, medical bills.

Hey, ride the gravy train now. Enjoy! I sure did.

But if not for that father who ate shit Insisting I continue with School, I'd be some prole working for someone else, doing what I don't want.

Now? I'm the luckiest friggin' guy alive.



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Mike Teacher
09-24-2003, 09:39 AM
if you do your research, the schooling we have today is an almost exact replica of those in Communist Russia and Nazi Germany. There is no more originality, we are all cattle being herded through life, being told what to wear, what to look like.


Oh Yes, and the following is in No Way meant to be taken as an insult, but perhaps as an indictaion of your own learning system vis a vis the high schools;

The above could not be more wrong. Not even Close.

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ToddEVF
09-24-2003, 10:26 AM
I know that by posting this i'd get a lot of shit, but i don't fucking care.

on a side note:
The teacher confronted me today. he asked me a few questions and then started talking about The Clash to me, then he asked me about a song by them, and i told him bluntly i'm not big on them so he told me to download some of their albums.

As for me taking a 6th year, its totally impossible for me to get a 6th year due to how many credits i've gained in the last 4 years. worse they could make me do is go during the summer to take the class over.

I do not plan on attending a regular college, btu a straight up film school. My standardized test scores are very high, but when it come to work i do not want to do, such as this book assignment, I just push it off.

Last night i did pick the damn book up and did read it all, cover to cover, every word, every sylible, every letter. And i found the book to suck even more. Since when do schools have its students read romance novels!?!

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Jennitalia
09-24-2003, 10:36 AM
well, sounds like you're planning a nice, dead-end future for yourself. Congratulations.

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TheCosmicCircus
09-24-2003, 10:43 AM
skool is four foolz

quit. give up. do drugs.. sell your soul and mug people..

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IrishAlkey
09-24-2003, 11:00 AM
skool is four foolz

quit. give up. do drugs.. sell your soul and mug people..

Did Satan tell you to post this?

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shamus mcfitzy
09-24-2003, 11:17 AM
If you do your research, the schooling we have today is an almost exact replica of those in Communist Russia and Nazi Germany. There is no more originality, we are all cattle being herded through life, being told what to wear, what to look like.


The schooling in this country is nothing like that of Communist Russia and Nazi Germany. At least in those places you were taught to work for the betterment of society. ZING!!! ZING ZING ZING!!!

But seriously, do the fucking work. I had blatantly feminist English teachers in 9th, 11th, and 12th grade and I had to bullshit them in my papers (except for one on Sense and Sensibility which i actually spoke my mind about and called a piece of crap-i got a C on that paper). Sometimes you have to bullshit people in order to get ahead. That's life, people dont' like to be disagreed with so you have to force feed them what they want to hear. And that explanation about not being a conformist was blatantly conformist.

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09-24-2003, 12:35 PM
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guttersnipe
09-24-2003, 02:06 PM
I want to know why, in what is presumably your senior year in high school, you're getting tests in what is presumably your english class that ask you to simply describe the events of a chapter in a book.

Maybe because it's actually harder to fudge on the details of events that took place than it is to pull a bunch of bullshit about themes and concepts out of one's ass? It's one way to see if a student actually read something.

But I do agree with the sentiment of TC's question. Just finding out if a student read a book doesn't matter. What matters is what was learned.

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SatCam
09-24-2003, 02:29 PM
How about each student is forced to listen to the book on tape blasting in headphones. Think that they'll know what happened now?

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Mike Teacher
09-24-2003, 02:36 PM
I will agree on this; some English Departments have some students read some seriously anachronistic stuff.



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09-24-2003, 02:42 PM
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Iamnotatool
09-24-2003, 02:49 PM
Do you realize how cliche your own, "independent/non-conformist" answer was?


Genius, pure genius. This kid's a tool. High school took an idiot like me 4 years. Who goes to high school for 5 years, except teachers?

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Death Metal Moe
09-24-2003, 09:42 PM
Wow, look at all the people who crawled out of the woodwork to bust on Todd. Or like maggots from a dead, rotting carcass. Better visual?

I don't really think his whole future is riding on this one book report. Todd's not stupid enough to do this all the time. Maybe he just wanted to have some fun with this guy.

I'd say go back to posting only in the wrestling forum Toddy Bear.

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GrimSanity
09-24-2003, 09:43 PM
you truely are a tool at least you live up to your name. and johnee even people who do the stupid shit still are broke and miserable just look at yourself

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Death Metal Moe
09-24-2003, 09:48 PM
On a side note, I got my Catholic High School teacher to let me read Howard Stern's 'Private Parts" as a book for a reading elective class I took. Freaky.

It was a good book though.

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monsterone
09-24-2003, 10:54 PM
it's bullshit that high schools test to "prepare" you for college- not everone is college material. not to put anyone down, but we need people to do manual laboe, ie. skill trades like masons and carpenters, etc...

but, doing things you don't like in high school only prepares you for life. it's good that you read the book in the end, but i think the attitude that all children are special individuals contributes to the feeling of things being stupid, and not worth your time doing.

suck it up; put your head down and get it over with now- better than later.

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TooCute
09-25-2003, 07:15 AM
I will agree on this; some English Departments have some students read some seriously anachronistic stuf

What are you agreeing with?

And huh?

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Death Metal Moe
09-25-2003, 08:48 AM
The teacher should just force them to read some sort of radical Liberal bullshit book about Gays or Socialism or how Castro is really a nice guy.

Then when people like Todd refuse to read it, he can get the Civil Liberties vultures to sue and make a big stink.

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TheMojoPin
09-25-2003, 02:42 PM
Sounds like the teacher is trying WAY to hard to just be "one of the kids".

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09-25-2003, 02:48 PM
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You know he's not gonna read it.

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Iamnotatool
09-26-2003, 08:24 AM
GrimSanity, how am I the tool? This guy watched one too many movies. I got no problem with not reading books for school, thats what cliffnotes are for. I just thought his whole "non-conformist" angle was too....conforming.


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09-26-2003, 08:32 AM
Eat a big bowl of dick


I'll take 2 bowls, please.

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IrishAlkey
09-26-2003, 08:46 AM
Or one black bowl...

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El Mudo
09-26-2003, 09:39 AM
"Ze can't give us ze Book Reports if we BURN all ze books 1st!"



Isn't that a French accent??

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Death Metal Moe
09-26-2003, 10:27 AM
GrimSanity, how am I the tool? This guy watched one too many movies. I got no problem with not reading books for school, thats what cliffnotes are for. I just thought his whole "non-conformist" angle was too....conforming.


You're a tool because you opened your mouth.
Remeber, whenever you say something, you're a fucking tool.

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Death Metal Moe
09-26-2003, 10:29 AM
"Ze can't give us ze Book Reports if we BURN all ze books 1st!"



Isn't that a French accent??


Well, I sure as hell know those ain't Frechmen in the pic. It shows men in uniform and there's no white flags.

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09-27-2003, 01:09 PM
in high school i was an opiniated fuck.. i made it a point to talk about penis theories and educate freshman about the in's and out's of the gyno. i thought that by answering back to my teachers i would be the cool girl who fit her "non conformist" image. well infact i was remembered for my lectures about bombs and dicks were equal on some level.. but.. 5 years later im in my second year of community college.... sometimes its best just to speak up when you have an intelligent... well read, comment..

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Arienette
09-27-2003, 04:51 PM
I do not plan on attending a regular college, btu a straight up film school. My standardized test scores are very high, but when it come to work i do not want to do, such as this book assignment, I just push it off.you're delusional. do you honestly believe that film school is all fun and games? everything is hard work. i can guarantee you that there are going to be film school assignments that you're not going to want to do because you find it boring, or some other reason. it's just immature and unrealistic to think that you're going to be able to get away with that there. you should consider yourself fortunate to have a teacher who (although, perhaps, misguided) is trying to be cool about this and reason with you. i'm not really sure why you'd call him a tool. i would have just failed you.


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mikeyboy
09-27-2003, 06:30 PM
you're delusional. do you honestly believe that film school is all fun and games? everything is hard work. i can guarantee you that there are going to be film school assignments that you're not going to want to do because you find it boring, or some other reason. it's just immature and unrealistic to think that you're going to be able to get away with that there.


Well said.


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ToddEVF
09-28-2003, 02:47 PM
you're delusional. do you honestly believe that film school is all fun and games? everything is hard work. i can guarantee you that there are going to be film school assignments that you're not going to want to do because you find it boring, or some other reason. it's just immature and unrealistic to think that you're going to be able to get away with that there. you should consider yourself fortunate to have a teacher who (although, perhaps, misguided) is trying to be cool about this and reason with you. i'm not really sure why you'd call him a tool. i would have just failed you.


Alright, let me clear all this shit i started up.

1) The teacher is a tool. His teaching methods aren't unique, its more like he is just going by "An Idiots Guide To Teaching" And he's told me openly to illegally download copyrighted music.

2)Everything else, in school, i have no problem with. I'm doing all the bore-ass assignments, from reading that romance novel to other suck ass assignments.

3)I agree with the fact that some shit is boring and stuff, but when i'm paying to go to a school to do what i want to do with my life, i won't care if i have to do a 20 page paper on proper lighting during a night shoot. I'll do it, because film making cannot get boring for me. It interests me so much that i can see myself getting coffee for a director, being an actor person, or writing scripts for the rest of my life. Thats what i want to do.

4)High Schools offer many courses that should not be mandatory, esspecially ones that have had the requirement filled.

well, thats my opinion anyway.

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ToddEVF
09-28-2003, 02:53 PM
and also, i don't think film school will be all fun and games, i never did. I believe in working hard. And i only did this type of thing once. its the 1st and last time i'd do it. And i never said i would try this shit when i do end up making it into a film school. When it comes to your dreams, you'll do what it takes to get to it

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Death Metal Moe
09-28-2003, 04:30 PM
Dude, fuck them Todd. Why did you even come back in here to explain yourself?

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IrishAlkey
09-28-2003, 04:45 PM
Maybe because he brought it up and asked what we thought?

We didn't.

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Death Metal Moe
09-28-2003, 05:19 PM
Please. There's 2 ways to criticize.

One is to tell Todd what you think and that his actions may not be too smart.

Then there's just calling him an asshole an a stupic "non-conformist Sheep" kid like most of you did.

Classy.

There's ways to joke and not try to tear someone's self esteem down.

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ToddEVF
09-28-2003, 05:28 PM
Moe, i know you mean well. your a good friend, but i can take the abuse myself. its not like i'm sitting here going "woe is me. i'm a non-comformist scum whose unpartiotic because of my political views and conspiricy theories. i'll just blow my brains out because people are making fun of me on a message board" and if i was i'd ask for help for my self esteem, but a lot of assholes would come out of the wood work and just be like "fucking do it, your nothing you ziltch. your spelling sucks. your so stupid your looking at a 6th year of high school because you are non-comformist scum, i've never fucked up ever, i'm a perfect person. I hope you do kill yourself, your nothing to anyone"

I posted this to maybe get some amusing comedics but it just didn't happen

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Death Metal Moe
09-28-2003, 05:31 PM
Hey, if you wanted A+ comedy you should have skipped the posts and just IM me!

Wacka wacka!

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Se7en
09-28-2003, 05:38 PM
Maybe we're being too hard on young Mr. Spielberg here.

Or maybe this is just tough love.

I want to know why, in what is presumably your senior year in high school, you're getting tests in what is presumably your english class that ask you to simply describe the events of a chapter in a book.


It may be a bit mean-spirited to point it out (loud), but as easy as that assignment was, he STILL failed it.

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IrishAlkey
09-28-2003, 05:45 PM
My reply wasn't meant to be mean at all.

I like Todd.



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Death Metal Moe
09-28-2003, 05:47 PM
Or maybe this is just tough love.


I don't think anyone wants the type of love your're offering. Then again, maybe a vacation in prison is just the thing.

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ToddEVF
09-28-2003, 05:55 PM
My reply wasn't meant to be mean at all.

I like Todd.


I don't think anyone wants the type of love your're offering. Then again, maybe a vacation in prison is just the thing.


is this where i should be more scared then anything?

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Death Metal Moe
09-28-2003, 05:58 PM
Todd is DUMB! My life is tough so listen to me!

You're stupid! That was stupid! Why are you so stupid! LISTEN TO ME! I AM SMARTER THAN YOU!!!

Ahh who cares, he's just another non-conormist dumb ass trying to get one over on "THE MAN!" Back to my daily drudgery.

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IrishAlkey
09-28-2003, 05:58 PM
If you would've bent over for me, I would've done the report for you.

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Death Metal Moe
09-28-2003, 06:01 PM
How does one go about applying to the "Grab Your Ankles" club Alkey?

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IrishAlkey
09-28-2003, 06:03 PM
Interested?

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Death Metal Moe
09-28-2003, 06:06 PM
Ummm, it's...........for a friend.

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canofsoup15
09-28-2003, 06:58 PM
Who gives a shit about communist whosawhatits, school sucks, standardize testing sucks, many many teachers suck, I'm in school, i cant stand 80% of it (20 being the electives i take). Todd was just explaining that being forced to read crap garbage like this is stupid and doesnt make a diffrence in alot of people. Joining the Army? think they care that you read some romance novel back in High School and didnt do it? You think thats any diffrent for becoming a fireman, policeman, doctor, lawyer, judge, president, secretary of state, financial broker, etc. etc. etc. The point is, this crap is useless, but unfortunatly it has to be done to pass High School.

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TheKnicks23
09-28-2003, 07:10 PM
Yeah, school sucks, but you have to do the work.

I'd rather BS my way through some shitty book and get a B, rather than write a essay on how much it sucked and get an F.

Sometimes I think the teachers hate school more than I do. How can you love your job if all you do is give a 5 minute explanation of a subject, hand out a worksheet, then sit at your desk and read a book the rest of the period?

Thanks, you're doing a real service to this nation and the kids in it. Now go bitch about your paycheck, teech.

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TheMojoPin
09-28-2003, 07:30 PM
It's either fate or delicious coincidence that Moe's "Death Metal Pussy" sig pic has returned in this thread.

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09-28-2003, 07:33 PM
It's either fate or delicious coincidence that Moe's "Death Metal Pussy" sig pic has returned in this thread.

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You MUST be joshing me Mojo. I've had this for like a week by now. And it's Death Metal Kitty you illiterate jizz bucket!

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Se7en
09-28-2003, 08:21 PM
is this where i should be more scared then anything?

Oh yes.

See this post?

I'm typing it from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.

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TheMojoPin
09-28-2003, 09:24 PM
My name is ToddEVF.

MILLIONAIRE.

I own a mansion and a yacht.

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sr71blackbird
09-28-2003, 09:40 PM
Todd, there is never gonna be a time when work will be totally enjoyable, especially once
you leave school. No one working anywhere loves it to death and relishes they
assignments, its the nature of the beast. Its your effort and perseverance that gets you
through it that you learn from, and they are trying to prepare you for when your really
out there in the world doing what you dont wanna do to make a living. This teacher
seems like a mush, and he's trying to win you over by placating you and he obviously
isn't doing the job as well as he should. By rights, you should fail because you didn't
complete the assignment. The teachers not suppose to be your buddy, he's suppose to
discipline you and guide you so you can handle having to do shit that you dont wanna
do. Just hunker down and do what they ask, because thats really what they are grading
you on.

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grlNIN
09-29-2003, 12:15 AM
Highschool was a double-edged sword in my own opinion. You either felt completely unmotivated or not challenged enough.

Simply put though, whether you agree with the logic or relevance of your assignments, get them done. I'm sure you don't want to be going on your 6th year of Highschool and depending on what you choose to make of yourself you really don't want to waste the better years your life has to offer in the 12th grade.




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Death Metal Moe
09-29-2003, 12:19 AM
Oh come on! How can you be like that to TODDY BEAR?!?!

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Arienette
09-29-2003, 03:21 PM
why is there a spotlight on his crotch?

Please. There's 2 ways to criticize.

One is to tell Todd what you think and that his actions may not be too smart.

Then there's just calling him an asshole an a stupic "non-conformist Sheep" kid like most of you did.

Classy.

There's ways to joke and not try to tear someone's self esteem downwell, just to be clear, i didn't say any of those things, and todd was responding to my post. so all's well, even in moe-land.

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Death Metal Moe
09-29-2003, 03:25 PM
so all's well, even in moe-land.


Have you been to MoeLand lately? We're still doing OK, but there's a shortage of chairs.................


yeah.

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SatCam
09-29-2003, 03:34 PM
I love pretending that I care and I'm all melo and shit on book reports. "I think Johnny did the right thing by not committing suicide." My ass. "johnny should've turned the gun on his teachers, classmates, and everyone else who has fucked up his life before he turned it on himself"

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mikeyboy
09-29-2003, 03:36 PM
even in moe-land


I think it's spelled Maryland.

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sr71blackbird
09-29-2003, 03:45 PM
Just advise him to do the work and get it over with. I hated math, and didnt see a reason for me to learn Algebra because I had the belief in my head that there was never a time when I wouldnt know "X". Now I know that there is always an "x" that needs to be solved, and I wish I had payed attention and learned it instead of making excuses. In your case Todd, your learning how to handle being given a job to do that you dont find particularly tastefull. Just get it done and learn how to deal with the boredom of doing the unpleasant. You think morticians enjoy sewing peoples guts back in? You think nursing home assistants like wiping the diareah up from old people? The lesson isnt to read the book, its to learn how to deal with having to do something shitty, and you better learn now that life isnt all getting your way and having an easy time of it or doing what you like.

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SatCam
09-29-2003, 03:52 PM
I found out that the only important things in math are addition, subtraction, multiplication and proportions. That's all you need for cooking, anyway.

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Se7en
09-29-2003, 04:38 PM
Oh come on! How can you be like that to TODDY BEAR?!?!

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Def Dave in SC
09-29-2003, 05:09 PM
"I think Johnny did the right thing by not committing suicide." My ass. "johnny should've turned the gun on his teachers, classmates, and everyone else who has fucked up his life before he turned it on himself"


Uhhhhh, did I miss something?

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ToddEVF
09-29-2003, 05:15 PM
Just advise him to do the work and get it over with. I hated math, and didnt see a reason for me to learn Algebra because I had the belief in my head that there was never a time when I wouldnt know "X". Now I know that there is always an "x" that needs to be solved, and I wish I had payed attention and learned it instead of making excuses.

where does Algebra have anything to do with this?

In your case Todd, your learning how to handle being given a job to do that you dont find particularly tastefull.

Tasteful? for christ sakes i work at pathmark, ui hate it but i do the fucking job.


Just get it done and learn how to deal with the boredom of doing the unpleasant. You think morticians enjoy sewing peoples guts back in? You think nursing home assistants like wiping the diareah up from old people?

See above. . . plus i had to take care of my grandfather when he was still alive. he hadf a stroke and i had to watch him, feed him, and clean him. not a good thing at all

The lesson isnt to read the book, its to learn how to deal with having to do something shitty, and you better learn now that life isnt all getting your way and having an easy time of it or doing what you like.

I've had to deal with a lot of shit in my nearly 19 years. From a dying father to a dying grandfather to working a dead-end shit job to dealing with a lot of assholes. If i got my way my father and my grandfather wouldn't be dead. . . and i'd have a unicorn. . .

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sr71blackbird
09-29-2003, 06:34 PM
Forget it Todd. I didnt mean to belittle you by assuming you didnt have enough experiece with life. Good luck

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