My boyfriend wont have sex with me right now and..

[Gaia]

he farted on me too...... I think he needs to seek medical attention. Someone help me. Please........

Theres nothing here...there used to be though....

[JustJon]

go kick his ass!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, that's some rough shit.

Where did I put that remote?

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

[TheGameHHH]

classy move on his part........welcome back, kinda


<IMG SRC="http://home.comcast.net/~wwfallon/RFnetTheGameHHH.jpg">

[Steels]

I wouldn't have sex with you either.

<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels2.gif>

[Gaia]

yeah thanks and thanks.....well...I wouldnt have sex with you either......***sticks tongue out at steels*****.
I couldnt kick his ass...I was temporarily stunned by the nerve gas that came from his tooshie.

Theres nothing here...there used to be though....

[Death Metal Moe]

So where is this going honey?

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

[Heavy]

Someone help me. Please........

What did you have in mind?

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, Johnee's got 2 tickets to Paradise. He'll be by in his limo to pick you up.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

[Gaia]

"Yea, Johnee's got 2 tickets to Paradise. He'll be by in his limo to pick you up."





I thought you were going.......I mean isn't that why you offered him a blow job ???
Or do you just give those randomly??.....Kisses...XOXOXO

Enough...whats up with you anyway? Did ya miss me sweet cheeks?


Theres nothing here...there used to be though....

This message was edited by Gaia on 9-28-03 @ 10:55 PM

[FUNKMAN]

when he is sleeping tonight piss in his mouth...

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[Death Metal Moe]

Miss you? I never knew who you were to begin with.

And you response fucked up the board. You must have added some unfinished HTML code or something.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

[ChickenHawk]

Well well well... Look who decided to SHOW UP!

<IMG SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/fatherhawk/.Pictures/chickenhawk.jpg">
<strike>CTG</strike>

[ChrisTheCop]

I was just thinking of how to I could get Gaia out of this mess, but then I made a mess of my own. Now I'm incredibly sleepy. gnite.

<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/aggiesox.gif">Go Saux!!! Thanx Aggie

[El Mudo]

I was temporarily stunned by the nerve gas that came from his tooshie.


what is he, Iraqi??

http://home.t-online.de/home/a.peichl/shield.gif
Representin' for the Maryland District of RAIDER NATION

[Gaia]

I like the R-kelly angle.... I hope my aim is good .
Can't we all just get along???



"Miss you? I never knew who you were to begin with."
I never really knew who you were either ..... so what though?



Theres nothing here...there used to be though....

This message was edited by Gaia on 9-28-03 @ 11:01 PM

[Heavy]

SO how was that Stones concert anyway?

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

[Gaia]

So my response to that is this...why doesnt everyone understand that what I said is what happened, I have no reason to lie about what happened,...none at all. When we went to the station to pick up the tix, there was NO ONE answering the phones in the studio...thats all there is to it, what was I supposed to do...run upstairs and try to get into the studio to get the tickets? No one answered the phone so I was shit out of luck...What? You think I didnt want to go? I really wanted to go...I was so happy about that whole "blind date" thing...It just didnt work out the way it was supposed to....

Theres nothing here...there used to be though....

[Death Metal Moe]

If you didn't want to go, there were lots of other girls who did!

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

[TheGameHHH]

who cares? that was what? like a year ago.......quit giving her shit


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[grlNIN]

Whoa the return of Gaia and Erole posted the other day too.


There might be hope for this board yet.

<center><img src="http://www.photobucket.com/albums/0703/mia21/Mia/Avatars/9079e916.gif">
Here's your ticket pack your bag, time for jumpin' overboard!</center>

This message was edited by grlNIN on 9-28-03 @ 11:17 PM

[Gaia]

Erole???? Thats a name I havent heard in forever!! My man!!!


Theres nothing here...there used to be though....

[Death Metal Moe]

Whoa the return of Gaia and Erole posted the other day too.


There might be hope for this board yet.

<center><img src="http://www.photobucket.com/albums/0703/mia21/Mia/Avatars/9079e916.gif">


And you took those as GOOD signs?!

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

[TheMojoPin]

"'Cause I'm the master blaster

Drinking up the shasta

My voice sounds sweet 'cause it has to

So light a match to my ass 'cause I'm blown up

I'd like to thank the people for just showin' up

But now I want y'all to move it..."

"You've got the boomin' system

But it's blasting out doo-doo

You think it's chocolate milk

But it's watered down Yoo-Hoo..."

If Lent suddenly shows up, Hell is officially frosty.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 9-28-03 @ 11:22 PM

[TheGameHHH]

whats funny is that Gaia is gonna post for like the next 2 days, about a hundred posts and then we won't hear from her again for another 10 months or so.


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[Gaia]

"whats funny is that Gaia is gonna post for like the next 2 days, about a hundred posts and then we won't hear from her again for another 10 months or so."

It's funny cause it's true...Haha...hopefully not...I miss this board and everything that comes along with it....


Theres nothing here...there used to be though....

[Death Metal Moe]

I miss this board and everything that comes along with it....


Even the golden showers from Alkey?

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

[grlNIN]

And you took those as GOOD signs?!





I'm sorry we're not all waiting on the edge of our seats for the return of Superkaratemonkeyball.

<center><img src="http://www.photobucket.com/albums/0703/mia21/Mia/Avatars/9079e916.gif">
Here's your ticket pack your bag, time for jumpin' overboard!</center>

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

If you want into the club, you only have to click your heels three times...

<img src=http://www.gadflyonline.com/01-07-02/images/sexybeast.jpg>

[Death Metal Moe]

YOU SEE?!?! Ask and ye shall receive NIN!

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

[Gaia]

I guess I have missed a lot....and even then it's funny.....

Theres nothing here...there used to be though....

[grlNIN]

Oh.....come on.

<center><img src="http://www.photobucket.com/albums/0703/mia21/Mia/Avatars/9079e916.gif">
Here's your ticket pack your bag, time for jumpin' overboard!</center>

[Death Metal Moe]

Were you in the Voodoo Lounge for a few months or something SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez?

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

[ChickenHawk]

If you want into the club, you only have to click your heels three times...
Convenient...

<IMG SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/fatherhawk/.Pictures/chickenhawk.jpg">
<strike>CTG</strike>

[sexy bastard]

hey stranger number one nice seeing you back and number two if your boyfriend wont have sex with you i will be more then happy to fill the void
lol

and no gas mask is needed lol

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This message was edited by sexy bastard on 9-29-03 @ 12:29 AM

[Doogie]

Whoa the return of Gaia and Erole posted the other day too.


There might be hope for this board yet.


Amen to that one sister...



number two if your boyfriend wont have sex with you i will be more then happy to fill the void
lol

"Just Cant get clean!!!"

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ADF Fan since day one...this sig rocks

[TheGameHHH]

so did you end up getting laid?


<IMG SRC="http://home.comcast.net/~wwfallon/RFnetTheGameHHH.jpg">

[stickyfingers]

I wouldn't have sex with you either.


I wouldn't even fart on her.




In case you didn't know...i'm cool now...other than that all that you've missed is DC vs. NY threads and a couple of pissing contests, and Frank Black came back for a couple days

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/SF72.gif>
jrich is quite a guy

[Death Metal Moe]

And you missed this:

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/Ted's20Run.jpg.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

This message was edited by Death_Metal Moe on 9-29-03 @ 1:25 PM

[mikeyboy]

And you missed this:

http://unhallowed.com/sigs/Ted's%20Run.jpg


I think she's seen a red x before.

<IMG SRC="http://www.angelfire.com/film/mikeyboy/sig17.jpg">
I'm hiding out in the big city blinking
Subscriber to Dignan's 40 year plan
2%

[Gaia]

Nope...Can't say I did... oh well...theres always tomorrow, I can put some sedatives in his drink and Rape him...hey d!!!

"I wouldn't even fart on her."
Thank god!!!
"In case you didn't know...i'm cool now"
Huh???

Theres nothing here...there used to be though....

This message was edited by Gaia on 9-29-03 @ 1:21 AM

[Death Metal Moe]

For some reason, no matter how many times I check that pic, it won't display. SO here we go again.

http://unhallowed.com/sigs/Tall%20Sorbo.jpg

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[TheMojoPin]

This thread is like a...

"TIME MACHINE!!!"

http://www.wnflam.com/stationfiles/personalities/donmike.jpg

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Death Metal Moe]

http://unhallowed.com/sigs/DMD.gif

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[SRFSTARVD]

he didnt dutch oven did he?

IM me SRFSTARVD
Pronounced Surf Starved
http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/surf2sig.jpg

[Tall_James]

For some reason, no matter how many times I check that pic, it won't display.

It could be due to the fact the he's got a massive melon.

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/evil.jpg>
[center]hey smiling strange - you're looking happily deranged[center]

[Fallon]

he farted on me too......
NICE!
http://www.vipguestlist.com/images/kc1.jpg

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</center>

[JustJon]

For some reason, no matter how many times I check that pic, it won't display. SO here we go again.

Because there's a line break in your img tag

And I missed you most of all, scarecrow :)

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon9.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[erole]

And you took those as GOOD signs?!

::looks with a lowered head teacher face::
i heard that.

<IMG SRC="http://members.hometown.aol.com/frigginbooger/myhomepage/rensig.jpg">
~he knows a little

[erole]

nice moe...now you get the playful face :p

so gaia, not having sex is significantly bad? have some fun with it.
but that whole farting on you thing...ewwwww. unless that relationship comes with a bottle of disenfectant and a gas mask - adios

<IMG SRC="http://members.hometown.aol.com/frigginbooger/myhomepage/rensig.jpg">
~he knows a little

[Death Metal Moe]

erole is kewl. I was only foolin ya.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>

[Arienette]

gaia's hot. any of you guys would be lucky to do her.

and i think moe used up all his nice defending todd...

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aribagel.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>imagine what you want, and then hold on to that thought<br>'cause that's as close as it will ever come</center>

[stickyfingers]

what happened to cuddling and good conversation

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/SF72.gif>
jrich is quite a guy

[Snoogans]

this is why people need to smoke weed. all you wanna do when you smoke weed is fuck....or eat or play video games

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[MHasegawa]

all you wanna do when you smoke weed is fuck....


Ugh! Never speak to me again...

You cannot defeat what you cannot see.
<IMG SRC=http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/sigpics/dynamiteK1.gif>
Live to be the strongest.

[TheGameHHH]

this is why people need to smoke weed. all you wanna do when you smoke weed is fuck....or eat or play video games
I kinda prefer doing all 4 of those things right in a row, smoke weed, fuck, then eat and play video games.


<IMG SRC="http://home.comcast.net/~wwfallon/RFnetTheGameHHH.jpg">

[stickyfingers]

fuck, then eat


see i do things differently

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/SF72.gif>
jrich is quite a guy

[erole]

following up my last post...i had a kid fart on me. little bastard laughed his head off and I was left with stink leg. that's the last time i read Chicka Chicka Boom Boom with any kid near my lap.

hear hear Ari...gaia's a full blown hottie and a half.

so i hope gaia wasn't left with a stink arm or leg.
come on gaia, did ya drop the gaseous guy?

<IMG SRC="http://members.hometown.aol.com/frigginbooger/myhomepage/rensig.jpg">
~he knows a little

[Gaia]

this is why people need to smoke weed. all you wanna do when you smoke weed is fuck....or eat or play video games

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

I'm on the floor right now from that......haha!!!

Thanks Ari..and E...Missed you two... No I didn't even though hes's surly right now!!

"For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name"

This message was edited by Gaia on 9-30-03 @ 7:51 PM

[JustJon]

I'm not giving Gaia any love till I get a shrinky dink necklace ;)

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[slipknot]

and to think I thought this was really going to be good. Something somewhat entertaining. :(

[PanterA]

and to think I thought this was really going to be good. Something somewhat entertaining.It's aint easy when your queasy!

The dude left turkey trails on Gaia's forehead.

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This message was edited by PanterA on 10-1-03 @ 1:06 AM

[FUNKMAN]

when he is sleeping drop a nice steamy one in hios mouth... make sure you eat alot of corn, garlic, and swallow alot of gum.... asparagus can't hurt either...

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[Gaia]

and to think I thought this was really going to be good. Something somewhat entertaining. :(


There' always crisco and a porno.....
Jon...Why dont you send me your address (home) through R&F mail...and tell me what you want or what you might like...........

"For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name"

[Justice4all]

he farted on me too......
NICE!
http://www.vipguestlist.com/images/kc1.jpg

<center>
<img border=1 src="http://home.comcast.net/~wwfallon/RFnet19.jpg">
<i>I'm a rageaholic! I just can't live without rageahol!</i> <b>-Homer Simpson</b>
<b><a href="http://www.easportsonline.com/games/madden2004/playerstats/home.jsp?playername=WWFallon">RonFez.net's Madden 2004 PS2 Online Leaderboard</a></b>
</center> I do not know what is worse...that he has Howard Sterns private cocksucker on, or right below on his sigpic all of the Red Sox are about to blow each other. (Note the ass grabbing and hugging)

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>

Cheer up Red Sox fans.....Anyone can have a bad century!

[Aggie]

I'd do her, and I'm not even into girls.

He better start rocking that tookie, or I say leave him. :p

[center]<IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Aggie">[center]

This message was edited by Aggie on 10-1-03 @ 12:48 PM

[Hosp]

I thought this was just an old thread that was topped, but holy shit. Gaia and Erole are back? I guess things are looking up.

Missed the both of you and welcome back.

Okay, I missed Gaia a little more but that's just because of the breast.

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[JustJon]

Okay, I missed Gaia a little more but that's just because of the breast.
Only one of them?

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[Gaia]

Okay, I missed Gaia a little more but that's just because of the breast.
Only one of them?

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon9.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

HEY!!!! How did both of you know?? I had a freak accident with a butchers knife and a vat of Crisco........

"For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name"

[Hosp]

Okay, I missed Gaia a little more but that's just because of the breast.
Only one of them?

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon9.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

Yes, the right one, I call it Shirly.

(So, I don't know how to type. Sue me)

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[gone]

::looks with a lowered head teacher face::


**pets Erole** some of us still care

i cant wait till the guys who are making fun of Gaia meet her and have to back pedel as fast as they can.. ahh i love it

missed you Gaia!

C*U*N*T
~*~Condemn~*~
http://64.177.177.182/katylina/inkgirlsig.jpg

This message was edited by InkGrrrl on 10-2-03 @ 11:54 AM

[high fly]

My boyfriend won't have sex with me...



In police work, this is known as a clue.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[JustJon]

Okay, I missed Gaia a little more but that's just because of the breast.
Only one of them?

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon9.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

HEY!!!! How did both of you know?? I had a freak accident with a butchers knife and a vat of Crisco........

"For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name"
And here I was, thinking you cut it off so you could shoot your bow better.

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[Gaia]

::looks with a lowered head teacher face::


**pets Erole** some of us still care

i cant wait till the guys who are making fun of Gaia meet her and have to back pedel as fast as they can.. ahh i love it

missed you Gaia!

C*U*N*T
~*~Condemn~*~
http://64.177.177.182/katylina/inkgirlsig.jpg

This message was edited by InkGrrrl on 10-2-03 @ 11:54 AM
Thanks sweetie... ;)
I missed you too, hope all is well...High fly...HAHA!!!
That's funny......

"For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name"

[Bestinshow]

Of course the doors were locked and noone answered the phone. They moved. Didn't anyone tell you?.........................
And if you need to know, they are in DC now.

Good day

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<marquee>I am not part of any percentage. I am the Bestinshow<marquee>
[center]Kiss a Doberman Today

[JustJon]

i cant wait till the guys who are making fun of Gaia meet her and have to back pedel as fast as they can.. ahh i love it


I would say anything I said about Gaia in this thread to her face... plus a bunch of other choice words... :p

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[Gaia]

RRIIIIIIIIGGGHHT!!!!!!

"For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name"