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ADF
10-06-2003, 06:26 PM
It's true. Here's my application.

<b>ADF ronfez:</b> who do you think is cuter.. me or ted allen
<b>Ron and Fez:</b> You

Whoops, that's not it.

QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
PRELIMINARY CANDIDATE QUESTIONNAIRE -


1. Do you live in a house or an apartment? (if an apartment, please tell us what
floor) <b>apartment, 2nd floor</b>
Rent or own? rent

Are you in a co-op building or a condo? <b>nope</b>

Is there an elevator in your building? A freight elevator? <b>nope</b>

Who do you live with? <b>my roommate, Deborah</b>


2. How big is your living space? (Studio? One Bedroom? 7 room house?)

<b>It's a two bedroom with a large livingroom and a teeny kitchen</b>

3. Would you say, in general, your living space is:
<b>a. A complete mess </b> b. okay but no real style c. Well decorated by me
d. Well decorated by my wife/girlfriend d. Other: (please describe)

<b>I have a transitory beer bottle collection going. I have clean clothes mixed in with the dirty variety. My ramshackle Ikea dresser is falling apart.</b>

4. What is your favorite piece of furniture in your home?

<b>eh, I guess my sidetable with a glass top.. again, from Ikea</b>

5. What would you call the "crown jewel" of your wardrobe?

<b>I have a nice black suit that I got from Macy's</b>

6. What's in your fridge and cabinets?

<b>a six pack, chips and dip, pasta, pork products</b>

7. What is your favorite dish to prepare? What's your favorite drink?

<b>lentil soup with sliced polska-kielbasa and an inexpensive beaujolais, vodka gibson with three onions</b>

8. What is your favorite restaurant?

<b>Markt in Chelsea is pretty good.. especially the frites</b>

9. What is your favorite thing to do for a night out with friends?

<b>dinner and a bar or two</b>

10. What is your favorite thing to do for a night out with a date?

<b>dinner, a bar or two, and smooching</b>

11. What is your flexibility with shooting 3 days in one workweek? (You would
need to take these days off work)

<b>no problem, I work retail and have a flexible schedule</b>

12. Do you have family and friends in the area? What would they say about your
personal style?

<b>My roommate probably has a lot to say about the "style" of my room as she's
a clean-freak. My family lives down in DC and my mom doesn't think too much of
my decorating proficiency (she works for an interior designer) and hangs her head in shame
upon seeing my room. I like to think of my style as "hip, young, and urban,"
but my girlfriend would probably refer to it as none of the above.</b>

13. Have you ever appeared on TV before or taken part in another reality show?
If so, please describe the show and the dates when you appeared.

<b>nope</b>

And, finally, the most important question:

14. Why do you think you need the FAB FIVE? And, what important events do
you have coming up in the NYC area in the coming months that could be
part of our show? WHY do you need a make-over? (Please go into detail -
dates, times, who will be there, what you would like to accomplish)

<b>My room is a disaster. It really needs work and I don't know where to start. I have to close the door when
my roommate has guests over. I think I have potential for some sense of style, but need a push in the right
direction. As far as upcoming events go, I eventually plan to throw a real party, have my girlfriend's parents over
for the first time (possibly meeting my parents), as well as go out on job interviews. The last bit is why I need
a makeover. I'm not sure what companies are looking for as far as fashion goes. I'm pretty flexible as far as dates go, so
a few months from now is cerainly acceptable. Considering, the job market, I'm sure the job interviews will still be ongoing.

As a bonus, everyone tells me that I look exactly like Ted Allen. Well, maybe that's not a bonus, although I find him
to be a handsome and dapper fellow.</b>


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Death Metal Moe
10-06-2003, 06:31 PM
I have a nice black suit that I got from Macy's


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And if fits GREAT!

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Death Metal Moe
10-06-2003, 06:35 PM
Careful man. Those fags may get a glipse of those rosy cheeck, the dimples and the rugged chin and try to add a little more than STYLE to you!

And by that I mean they will want to have anal relations with you.

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Arienette
10-06-2003, 06:37 PM
maybe you should just ask them for a job.

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HBox
10-06-2003, 06:38 PM
So now you have to fill out an application before you become gay? I thought all you had to do was suck a D, but today with all these rules and regulations......

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ADF
10-06-2003, 07:45 PM
What's really annoying is the email address they tell you to send the application to (info@thequeereye.com) doesn't work, so I had to root around for a different email address (queereye@nbc.com) and hope that works.

Also, I have it on good authority that Mikey D knows the producer. Maybe I can work my showbiz connections.

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Zipgun
10-06-2003, 08:00 PM
maybe you should just ask them for a job.

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FUNKMAN
10-06-2003, 08:13 PM
Best Of Luck!

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TheMojoPin
10-06-2003, 09:03 PM
I applied to "Queer Eye"

If you wanted to just call me, you only had to ask.

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shamus mcfitzy
10-06-2003, 09:21 PM
Also, I have it on good authority that Mikey D knows the producer.


so that young boy grew up to be the producer of "Queer Eye".....Small world

monsterone
10-06-2003, 09:30 PM
did you hear that? it sounds like something fell...http://www.janeheller.com/images/nam2_150.gif

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TheGameHHH
10-06-2003, 09:42 PM
I just applied for "The Real World" a few weeks back hopefully one of us will make it on T.V.


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Justice4all
10-06-2003, 10:54 PM
Make sure you do not also let them know you do not wear underwere also...they may want to change more then your 'style'.

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reeshy
10-07-2003, 12:46 AM
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TheMojoPin
10-07-2003, 07:33 AM
I just applied for "The Real World" a few weeks back hopefully one of us will make it on T.V.

They're already down to the last couple hundred contestants. My roommate's sister is still in the running, and I can't WAIT for his shame.

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JustJon
10-07-2003, 08:00 AM
Remember to shave with down strokes, if you're selected to appear.

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PanterA
10-07-2003, 08:52 AM
ADF ronfez: who do you think is cuter.. me or ted allen
Ron and Fez: YouYou talk to Ron!?!?!

Can we be friends??

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TheGameHHH
10-07-2003, 08:56 AM
They're already down to the last couple hundred contestants. My roommate's sister is still in the running, and I can't WAIT for his shame.
damnit......when did she hear, i know they only stopped taking videos on Oct. 1st........now im crushed


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TheMojoPin
10-07-2003, 08:58 AM
Like two weeks ago...

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TheGameHHH
10-07-2003, 09:05 AM
but they said entries must be recieved by oct 1st. how could they narrow it down if they hadn't gotten all the entries yet?


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-07-2003, 09:08 AM
Remember to shave with down strokes, if you're selected to appear.


And with a real razor (no disposables). And shave slowly.

And remember a little jujgh goes a long way. :)

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TheMojoPin
10-07-2003, 09:52 AM
but they said entries must be recieved by oct 1st. how could they narrow it down if they hadn't gotten all the entries yet?

I have no clue. My roommate found this out when his parents visited this past weekend, and he figured it was a week or two before that. Maybe they had just found out and he was guessing wrong. It's not like we went out of our way to sit down and analyze the behind the scenes shenanigans of the show. Ultimately he said it's been narrowed down from the initial 4,000 to the final 200 and she's still in. He also said this was gonna be for the last season...since when the hell is MTV cancelling "The Real World"? Won't it die then?

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Tall_James
10-07-2003, 03:25 PM
lentil soup with sliced polska-kielbasa and an inexpensive beaujolais, vodka gibson with three onions

Marry me.

Except lose the vodka and make it a Bombay Sapphire Gibson.

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SatCam
10-07-2003, 04:38 PM
Isnt there some rule "Staff members may not apply to be a guest on this show"?

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