ADF
10-06-2003, 06:26 PM
It's true. Here's my application.
<b>ADF ronfez:</b> who do you think is cuter.. me or ted allen
<b>Ron and Fez:</b> You
Whoops, that's not it.
QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
PRELIMINARY CANDIDATE QUESTIONNAIRE -
1. Do you live in a house or an apartment? (if an apartment, please tell us what
floor) <b>apartment, 2nd floor</b>
Rent or own? rent
Are you in a co-op building or a condo? <b>nope</b>
Is there an elevator in your building? A freight elevator? <b>nope</b>
Who do you live with? <b>my roommate, Deborah</b>
2. How big is your living space? (Studio? One Bedroom? 7 room house?)
<b>It's a two bedroom with a large livingroom and a teeny kitchen</b>
3. Would you say, in general, your living space is:
<b>a. A complete mess </b> b. okay but no real style c. Well decorated by me
d. Well decorated by my wife/girlfriend d. Other: (please describe)
<b>I have a transitory beer bottle collection going. I have clean clothes mixed in with the dirty variety. My ramshackle Ikea dresser is falling apart.</b>
4. What is your favorite piece of furniture in your home?
<b>eh, I guess my sidetable with a glass top.. again, from Ikea</b>
5. What would you call the "crown jewel" of your wardrobe?
<b>I have a nice black suit that I got from Macy's</b>
6. What's in your fridge and cabinets?
<b>a six pack, chips and dip, pasta, pork products</b>
7. What is your favorite dish to prepare? What's your favorite drink?
<b>lentil soup with sliced polska-kielbasa and an inexpensive beaujolais, vodka gibson with three onions</b>
8. What is your favorite restaurant?
<b>Markt in Chelsea is pretty good.. especially the frites</b>
9. What is your favorite thing to do for a night out with friends?
<b>dinner and a bar or two</b>
10. What is your favorite thing to do for a night out with a date?
<b>dinner, a bar or two, and smooching</b>
11. What is your flexibility with shooting 3 days in one workweek? (You would
need to take these days off work)
<b>no problem, I work retail and have a flexible schedule</b>
12. Do you have family and friends in the area? What would they say about your
personal style?
<b>My roommate probably has a lot to say about the "style" of my room as she's
a clean-freak. My family lives down in DC and my mom doesn't think too much of
my decorating proficiency (she works for an interior designer) and hangs her head in shame
upon seeing my room. I like to think of my style as "hip, young, and urban,"
but my girlfriend would probably refer to it as none of the above.</b>
13. Have you ever appeared on TV before or taken part in another reality show?
If so, please describe the show and the dates when you appeared.
<b>nope</b>
And, finally, the most important question:
14. Why do you think you need the FAB FIVE? And, what important events do
you have coming up in the NYC area in the coming months that could be
part of our show? WHY do you need a make-over? (Please go into detail -
dates, times, who will be there, what you would like to accomplish)
<b>My room is a disaster. It really needs work and I don't know where to start. I have to close the door when
my roommate has guests over. I think I have potential for some sense of style, but need a push in the right
direction. As far as upcoming events go, I eventually plan to throw a real party, have my girlfriend's parents over
for the first time (possibly meeting my parents), as well as go out on job interviews. The last bit is why I need
a makeover. I'm not sure what companies are looking for as far as fashion goes. I'm pretty flexible as far as dates go, so
a few months from now is cerainly acceptable. Considering, the job market, I'm sure the job interviews will still be ongoing.
As a bonus, everyone tells me that I look exactly like Ted Allen. Well, maybe that's not a bonus, although I find him
to be a handsome and dapper fellow.</b>
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<b>ADF ronfez:</b> who do you think is cuter.. me or ted allen
<b>Ron and Fez:</b> You
Whoops, that's not it.
QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
PRELIMINARY CANDIDATE QUESTIONNAIRE -
1. Do you live in a house or an apartment? (if an apartment, please tell us what
floor) <b>apartment, 2nd floor</b>
Rent or own? rent
Are you in a co-op building or a condo? <b>nope</b>
Is there an elevator in your building? A freight elevator? <b>nope</b>
Who do you live with? <b>my roommate, Deborah</b>
2. How big is your living space? (Studio? One Bedroom? 7 room house?)
<b>It's a two bedroom with a large livingroom and a teeny kitchen</b>
3. Would you say, in general, your living space is:
<b>a. A complete mess </b> b. okay but no real style c. Well decorated by me
d. Well decorated by my wife/girlfriend d. Other: (please describe)
<b>I have a transitory beer bottle collection going. I have clean clothes mixed in with the dirty variety. My ramshackle Ikea dresser is falling apart.</b>
4. What is your favorite piece of furniture in your home?
<b>eh, I guess my sidetable with a glass top.. again, from Ikea</b>
5. What would you call the "crown jewel" of your wardrobe?
<b>I have a nice black suit that I got from Macy's</b>
6. What's in your fridge and cabinets?
<b>a six pack, chips and dip, pasta, pork products</b>
7. What is your favorite dish to prepare? What's your favorite drink?
<b>lentil soup with sliced polska-kielbasa and an inexpensive beaujolais, vodka gibson with three onions</b>
8. What is your favorite restaurant?
<b>Markt in Chelsea is pretty good.. especially the frites</b>
9. What is your favorite thing to do for a night out with friends?
<b>dinner and a bar or two</b>
10. What is your favorite thing to do for a night out with a date?
<b>dinner, a bar or two, and smooching</b>
11. What is your flexibility with shooting 3 days in one workweek? (You would
need to take these days off work)
<b>no problem, I work retail and have a flexible schedule</b>
12. Do you have family and friends in the area? What would they say about your
personal style?
<b>My roommate probably has a lot to say about the "style" of my room as she's
a clean-freak. My family lives down in DC and my mom doesn't think too much of
my decorating proficiency (she works for an interior designer) and hangs her head in shame
upon seeing my room. I like to think of my style as "hip, young, and urban,"
but my girlfriend would probably refer to it as none of the above.</b>
13. Have you ever appeared on TV before or taken part in another reality show?
If so, please describe the show and the dates when you appeared.
<b>nope</b>
And, finally, the most important question:
14. Why do you think you need the FAB FIVE? And, what important events do
you have coming up in the NYC area in the coming months that could be
part of our show? WHY do you need a make-over? (Please go into detail -
dates, times, who will be there, what you would like to accomplish)
<b>My room is a disaster. It really needs work and I don't know where to start. I have to close the door when
my roommate has guests over. I think I have potential for some sense of style, but need a push in the right
direction. As far as upcoming events go, I eventually plan to throw a real party, have my girlfriend's parents over
for the first time (possibly meeting my parents), as well as go out on job interviews. The last bit is why I need
a makeover. I'm not sure what companies are looking for as far as fashion goes. I'm pretty flexible as far as dates go, so
a few months from now is cerainly acceptable. Considering, the job market, I'm sure the job interviews will still be ongoing.
As a bonus, everyone tells me that I look exactly like Ted Allen. Well, maybe that's not a bonus, although I find him
to be a handsome and dapper fellow.</b>
<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/im