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hyperspace
10-09-2003, 11:47 AM
what a loser i am!! it cost me $10.00.
Aggie
10-09-2003, 12:02 PM
it don't make you a bad person. whatever floats your boat! (it's cheaper than that other stuff though isn't it?) :p

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ChickenHawk
10-09-2003, 12:15 PM
If it makes you feel any better... She only SOUNDED sexy. She was actually fat and gross.

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hyperspace
10-09-2003, 12:21 PM
it don't make you a bad person. whatever floats your boat! (it's cheaper than that other stuff though isn't it?) :p

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mikeyboy
10-09-2003, 12:35 PM
She was actually fat and gross.


Hell, you're lucky if it was actually a she.

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Hosp
10-09-2003, 12:37 PM
Well, it's at least one better then Cyber.

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Snoogans
10-09-2003, 12:56 PM
i was coming in here to give the benefit of the doubt, but now i see it was pay phone sex.

Phone sex is alright i guess when its a person you know and means something, but to actually pay to talk to someone who is most likely 300 pounds, that kinda strikes me as sad

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Fallon
10-09-2003, 12:57 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/persian/images/021029_punch.jpg

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Snoogans
10-09-2003, 01:03 PM
gotta love the new sig fallon

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
TheCosmicCircus
10-09-2003, 01:16 PM
10 bucks?!!! for another 5 , u could of had Jdubs tickle yer taint- kidding.

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SatCam
10-09-2003, 01:18 PM
what was she wearing, and why were you watching tv at 2am?

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Snoogans
10-09-2003, 01:20 PM
isnt 10 bucks like 2 and a half minutes or something, how the hell do you squeeze one out so fast

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
hyperspace
10-12-2003, 03:01 PM
its $2.00 per minute/5 minute minimum charge! does this make me "gay"???
FUNKMAN
10-12-2003, 03:21 PM
how did you get your dick into them little holes?



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SatCam
10-12-2003, 03:32 PM
Funkman, on the contrary, I heard he stuck the phone up is ass.


and it was a rental!!!

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FUNKMAN
10-12-2003, 03:34 PM
Funkman, on the contrary, I heard he stuck the phone up is ass.


nice concept, now you can toss salad and speak to the in-laws at the same time...

WOW!

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hyperspace
10-12-2003, 05:27 PM
boy i wonder if that's what they ment by "reach out and touch someone??!!!
LatinSpiceXoX
10-13-2003, 04:04 PM
That's a shame Hyper... I would've talked very dirty to you and participated along with you whacking for FREE!

Oh well...
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Tall_James
10-13-2003, 04:35 PM
I hope you cleaned up afterwards.

Scene- 15 minutes after the deed

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NumberSix
10-13-2003, 05:00 PM
congratulations, you've had more sex than me today.

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Snoogans
10-13-2003, 05:08 PM
OMG tall james that sig is fuckin hilarious

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
hyperspace
10-14-2003, 05:52 PM
Spicey..oh sure NOW you tell me!!!!!
LatinSpiceXoX
10-14-2003, 06:42 PM
No Darling.. I told you yesterday!

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hyperspace
10-15-2003, 12:42 PM
No Darling.. I told you yesterday!

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