I gave it a shot, but Reno 911 sucks

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Whenever it was on, I watched.

Not so good. I tried. I really did.

Kerri Kenny is, by far, the most talented on the show.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I have a problem with the show.

When I watch a new episode I like it, but I find that I don't have a real need to watch the reruns. Once I watch the newest episode that's if.

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[monsterone]

cc shows generally do stink. i really only enjoy stand-up related shows - south park is even tired by this point.

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[FUNKMAN]

guess i am lucky, i've never seen it once...



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[monsterone]

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this is probably kind of mean, but i really have been seeing a resembelance between these 2 lately. give or take 40 yrs.


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[Heavy]

Thanks for bringing up something that has nothing to do with the thread topic.

I like the show, but like Moe, it's once, and done.

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[TheGameHHH]

holy crap, no way........how can you not love the people from "The State"?! Aside from South Park this is easily the best show on Comedy Central


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[Death Metal Moe]

I LOVED The State, that's the only reason I gave this new show a shot. And it is mildly funny. It has no replay value for me.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

This show is not as good as Chapelle Show or South Park, but very entertaining nonetheless. Lennon plays the straight man brilliantly (And, ironically, plays a gay man at the same time).

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[Snoogans]

i loved it. i laughed my ass off

i was stoned and drunk and it was like 3 am on vacation, but i saw like 4 in a row and was on the floor

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[grlNIN]

Thomas Lennon is the only reason i watch this show.


But yeah, like Moe said, i can't watch it twice having already seen it.



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[IrishAlkey]

Insanity!

Hysterical show!

Fuzzy, I'll finger your asshole until you agree with me!

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[Reephdweller]

Once I watch the newest episode that's if.


That's if what?


I loved The State, it was one of my favorite shows. There's some funny stuff on Reno 911, I don't think it's as good as The State was but I do like it.

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Lennon plays the straight man brilliantly (And, ironically, plays a gay man at the same time).

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"I didn't play a gay man, love!"

J/K I loved the State, but I couldn't stand "Viva Variety" (with Micheal Ian Black) or Reno 911. I wish they would just bring the State Back. I'd like to dip my balls in that show...

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[JohnnyCash]

Yeah, its ok the first time its on but thats it. I hate when cable channels replay a show 14 times in one week-even if it was a great show.

Always remeber the Man In Black.

[JustJon]

I enjoy the show and watch the new eps, but we don't need weekly marathons of it. Then again, tomorrow is probably the last new ep for a while, since new South PArk and a new show premier next week from 10-11.

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[Shecky]

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I love this fuckin show. And I usually hate crap.

[Furtherman]

I love it as well. True, no where near The State, but it stands well on its own.

When they got lost on the way to Burning Man - Hilarious.

[Bob Impact]

Hysterical, I love it, although I concur that you can only really watch the episodes once or maybe twice.

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An Officer showing a group of kids a tour of the jail describes how convicts 'circle the wagons' so that a few dozen men can rape the new guy; 'they skull fucked him, they ass fucked him, they even managed to fuck his back like between the shoulder blades?...' as the kids listen

An officer responds to a call, he is surprised and fires, to find out he just killed a fellow Officer that was waiting with others as a Surprise Party.

An officer on a prostitution sting digs the chick so much he convinces the sting unit that shes 'not a hooker, shes just a mixed, up kid, so I'm gonna just talk to her for a while...and can I borrow $350?'

Same officer is suspended for puching an officer, is relegated to the 'hell' of crossing guard, and next thing you know he's having the time of his life with the hot cheerleaders [helping them with the moves, even] and the lady teachers.

Two officers respond to 'two youths disturbing the peace' and pull up, draw guns, start shouting like crazy to get on the ground, then realize they made a mistake, and apologize, and once they get back in the car; 'man, i love scaring the shit out of those stupid jehovahs witnesses'

And the Motto: 'We Aim...To Try'

OK My Opinion, but that is funny shit.

And it's evolving, the cast. It's not just one episode after another.

Who knows, maybe it blows monkey. It makes me laugh my ass off. But then again, so do farts.

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[ChrisTheCop]

Well yeah, the reruns wouldnt hold up cause this particular brand of comedy depends on the element of surprising, or shocking, you. I dig the show. It's silly, stupid, low brow comedy, and I watch it whenever I can.

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An Officer showing a group of kids a tour of the jail describes how convicts 'circle the wagons' so that a few dozen men can rape the new guy; 'they skull fucked him, they ass fucked him, they even managed to fuck his back like between the shoulder blades?...' as the kids listen

That one made me laugh so hard I choked.

"They ass fucked him, skull fucked him......bent his shoulder blades and titty fucked him.....well, when we got there there just wasn't anything left. And they were all, 'Hey, he was fucked to death when we got here.' So we couldn't really do anything. I mean, you ain't gonna arraign two dozen people."

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[SatCam]

I gave this show a shot and it's great. But watching the new epesode re-run for the third time tonight, it was kinda boring.


An Officer showing a group of kids a tour of the jail describes how convicts 'circle the wagons' so that a few dozen men can rape the new guy; 'they skull fucked him, they ass fucked him, they even managed to fuck his back like between the shoulder blades?...' as the kids listen

Probably the funniest scene I've ever seen. Started when he was yelling at a inmate "SHUT THE UP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! Alright kids, let's continue with the tour" and then later "the belt buckle got so hot it went right through the leather and it sliced his balls right off. There was no blood, the balls were just corderized with the buckle". Funniest thing I've ever heard and by the 5th re-run I was still laughing

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[Tall_James]

I preferred "Viva Variety!" Johnny Blue Jeans forever!

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[Mike Teacher]

"They ass fucked him, skull fucked him......bent his shoulder blades and titty fucked him.....well, when we got there there just wasn't anything left. And they were all, 'Hey, he was fucked to death when we got here.' So we couldn't really do anything. I mean, you ain't gonna arraign two dozen people."


Se7en,

Thank you for remembering it Much better then I could.

Hey, I dunno, maybe it's that it's literally the only show i'm watching on TV now.

But some of the writing is just genius.

To have Lt. Dangle sings about how Crystal Meth rots your brain on Acoustic Guitar, and then when he realizes he has 40 minutes left in a 45 minute class, he says to a class of what look like 7th or 8th graders, and says

"...I know some Rush...A Lotta Floyd..."

I lost it. I guess it's what hits home, because I AM that 30-40 something Guy Who DOES know a lot of Rush and Floyd, and the idea of doing an acoustic version of "Red Barchetta" or "Brain Damage" to 8th graders, I have no idea why, for me, is beyond hysterical.

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I think the show sucks, too, but I think that (Kerri Kenny?) the blond one in the show, is sooo HOT! She's the only reason why I watch it every so often.

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[Cybersoldier]

this show has it moments

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[Death Metal Moe]

I preferred "Viva Variety!" Johnny Blue Jeans forever!


Hell yes James. I was afraid I was one of the few who remembered this show.

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I loved this show because it had segments which were like seperate skits. Why has the skit comedy show gone away? It fucking RULES. Are people so stupid that they can't follow a skit show? Do you all need your entertainment give to you one reality show subject at a time?

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[shamus mcfitzy]

kerri kinney is the funny woman on the show, not the hot one. And Viva Variety may have been both the funniest and worst thing I have ever seen. It was very hot and cold.

[Contra]

Thomas Lennon is the only reason i watch this show.


But yeah, like Moe said, i can't watch it twice having already seen it.

Same here. They rerun it to death and it bugs the shit out of me.

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