Was your first RF.Net post....

[stickyfingers]

...Hi, guys I am new. Big fan. Yadda, yadda, yadda?


So did everyone else do this or not? I didn't. But i bet some of you did.






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[mdr55]

I still dont get it?


(Place YOUR AD here) Call now! :quest:

This message was edited by mdr55 on 10-16-03 @ 1:41 AM

[stickyfingers]

snoogs wanted some new shit....i know its not A,B,C, or even D material but hey I'm trying

Also, I used the search and went back to see my first posts since I've been here less than a year and I understand why no one looks for me in a thread. You only get one chance to make a first impression.

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[Snoogans]

my first post was just to whore something important to me goin on, i forget what, maybe a show or something

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Bama]

Yeah. I was insulted by just about everybody.

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[IrishAlkey]

I was propositioning for intercourse.

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[Snoogans]

snoogs wanted some new shit....i know its not A,B,C, or even D material but hey I'm trying

in a way im kinda touched and hey, it isnt that bad better than:

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[TheGameHHH]

i forget what the hell i said, it was probably something lame though


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[Snoogans]

i forget what the hell i said, it was probably something lame though

someone owes me $100....ill let you off with an eighth though

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[stickyfingers]

I wish some of my old posts were put in chronological order...that way i could go back and see what I was saying on, say, my 100th reply

like this one would be numbered 984 or whatever...i am gonna start doing it myself...is this nuts of me


984ish

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[TheGameHHH]

someone owes me $100....ill let you off with an eighth though
bitch i aint giving u shit, im gonna smoke a bowl and go to bed


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[Snoogans]

bitch

i guess i deserve that being i called you all bitches

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[monsterone]

my first through eighteen threads came within my first 3 minutes of being a member.

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[Steels]

My first post was actually a thread inquiring how I might go about hooking up with Hannah-Han. I was coc'd up, juiced and looking for some Asian tail. It doesn't get much worse than that.

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[stickyfingers]

Post Bitches




bitch i aint giving u shit, im gonna smoke a bowl and go to bed



Guess we know who's the bitch now!!!

Oh and that is a decent pickup line only instead of 'im' one would use 'wanna' and end it with '?'



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[shamus mcfitzy]

i think it was in the OnA thread. I joined the day after they got cancelled. I think I only posted in the wrestling forum for the first month....

[stickyfingers]

1:54
1:55
1:55
1:56
1:56

this is some rapid-fire posting...its umpossible to keep up

post: 990

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[Death Metal Moe]

Let me see.

1st I was the New Guy just tying to find a place to fit in a little.

Then I got the idea a little, but decided to be more of a character than myself for a little too long.

Then I started to admit that I liked baking and hugs and shit, and the rest is my 12000+ post history.

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[stickyfingers]

what happened here?

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[stickyfingers]

please close this one...it got messed up

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[guttersnipe]

...It doesn't get much worse than that.

Oh sure it does. My very first post flew under the radar. But my second post... well, I still can't really talk about it. The trauma, oh dear god the trauma. I can still hear Moe's virtual voice echoing inside my head, "Insult, damn you! More, More! I never want it to stop!" egging them all on. Why, Moe, why?

*sniff*





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[RF Godfather]

I plum forgot. Probably something about wrestling.

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"And you know who else? Me! I'm chubby, but when i get on stage... THEY WORSHIP ME!" --Dewey Finn (School of Rock)
III

[french bread pizza]

i don't remember



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bagel bite
MILF

[JustJon]

My first post may have been the sig rules. I was brought in to be Carter's "muscle" and didn't post in most discussions originally. If I did post, it meant someone was in trouble.

And look at me now, I'm bored at work and flip to this damn thing 10 times a day.

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[SatCam]

My first post was not a gay introduction threads. Those were invented a year later.

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Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
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[JustJon]

Nah, there were gay intro threads since the beginning.

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[Furtherman]

I'm not sure - but performing a search it seems I started on the thread talking about Ron and Fez offically being off WNEW.

So it seems I just butted in the conversations. How rude.

So... hi there everyone.

[FUNKMAN]

"Hi, I'm Funkman and i just want to introduce myself"

something like that...

and i got responses like:

"funk you"
"go funk yourself"
"get the funk out of here or we will kick your funking ass"

and then i knew i was in the right place!

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 10-16-03 @ 1:00 PM

[kc7586]

no, i dont remember what my first post was but i know it was definatly not one of those. i have never done the standard newbie thing on this board or on any other.

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Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[TheMojoPin]

I was brought in to be Carter's "muscle"

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[IrishAlkey]

I thought it.

Mojo posted it.

We're a good team.

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[TheMojoPin]

I don't remember mine. I was probably bullied off the board by a bunch of asshole posters who think they're better than the rest of us. And then I cried...OH, how I cried...

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[A.J.]

I was brought in to be Carter's "muscle"


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A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[IrishAlkey]

I was probably bullied off the board by a bunch of asshole posters who think they're better than the rest of us. And then I cried...OH, how I cried...


I like you now!

All you did was post fucking pictures all day... I knew you had a magical mind and I wanted you to use it... I am your muse.

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[DJEvelEd]

My first was "The Prostitute Nasdaq Report" and I became immediately loved & hated. My life has never been the same.

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May your Kum Krusted Kocks be Konsistantly Kovered in Kunt.

[Melrapuo]

My first post was me voicing my hate against Tom Lickass, saying pretty much what everyone else was saying in the thread. I didn't get too much attention.






...Which is sorta similar to what's goin on with me right now...

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Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

[stickyfingers]

oh we notice, baby

my entire life revolves around pissing u off

coincidentally, Tupac's version of THUGLIFE is

The Hate U Give Little Infants Fucks Everyone

so u both used the 'u'....u shud be proud

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[golfcourseguy]

My first post came after the International Silver String Submarine Band gig, I thought the board was "part of the show". I didn't get a computer for another 10 months so I lurked weekly for about a year and a half.

Quote:

01-26-2002 @ 11:45 AM

My mandolin and I want to thank you for a fun night out!The mandolin is back at it's day job, being a very expensive cheese slicer for my 4 year old.SeeeeeYaaaa


" editing posts since day one"

[silera]

I think I translated a flyer for fuzzy looking for her lost cat to spanish.



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[high fly]

I pranced in from stage left and shouted: "Penis, anyone?" and it's been all downhill from there.

Naw, I didn't announce my presence, I just started posting, keeping it light for a few hundred posts to try to get a feel for things.

Then I posted a nice collection of about a dozen lies told by our President that the conservatives had no answer for and the shit was on for me in the Politics and Current events forum, which is my favorite.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Reephdweller]

The furthest I could go back was 12/1/02, it was a Soprano's thread. I'm sure it wasn't the first thing I posted in though.

http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/CurrentPage/11/forum/80/Topic/18790/RequestTimeout/500

as a side note, on the same page I see for a post by CZM there is no info or anything on him at all, very strange. did he quit the board?

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[golfcourseguy]

The furthest I could go back was 12/1/02,


For some reason, the earliest posts are not on the last page.

" editing posts since day one"

[LatinSpiceXoX]

My first post was more than a year ago.. I think the End of August.. early September..
and the first post was me asking how to get a sig.. haha

it was immediately deleted after some nutcase started to trash the thread...

and it's been LOVE with you all ever since..

::gag::

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[TooCute]

I only seme to be able to search back for a max of 1000 threads (and the oldest thread IS the last one. 10/02). I seme to recall the first post I made was about beer.

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[TooCute]

I knew it was about beer. Sort of. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/46/Topic/4118/page/Bar_Crawl_.htm">Here</a> it is.

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[Zipgun]

Was your first RF.Net post....



a/s/l?

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[Tall_James]

I was placing an ad in order to sell a refridgerator.


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[Billy Staples]

skidmarks was probably a chicken parm post...I never forget...you bastard!!!!

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[stickyfingers]

yeah so i ate a chicken parm one night after 6 hours of golf...big whoop. What the hell is skidmarks supposed to mean?

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[TheMojoPin]

I like how TooCute's link proves that the idea that "all the good posters have been forced away" is moot since pretty much all of the jerks in that bar crawl thread still post like the jerks they are.

Yeah, the jerk store called...AND WANTS THAT THREAD BACK.

Except poor, poor Circus Boy. Sorry, Circus Boy.

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