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Tall_James
10-19-2003, 02:47 AM
Click here (http://www.newsnet5.com/news/2563781/detail.ml)

...unfortunately, he's probably one of those young nazi thugs that does the violating. Probably because he's repressing homosexual tendencies and is confused and feels the need to lash out.

Anyway...I hope that if he is a young punk that this will be the high point of his life when he looks back from his folding chair at the gas station.


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TheMojoPin
10-19-2003, 07:51 AM
Butzer, meanwhile, garnered a suspension Wednesday for an unrelated incident in which he is charged with assault for allegedly punching a pizza deliveryman in the face.

Butzer claims self-defense

Well, to be fair, the deliveryman was REALLY pushy about the tip..

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golfcourseguy
10-19-2003, 08:53 AM
Anchovies are an assault on my sense of taste.

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Tall_James
10-19-2003, 09:34 AM
Hey there, people, I'mn Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm
actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

(get a good
get a good
get a good
get a good job)

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which

(I wonder wonder
wonder wonder)

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is
Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc.

Thank you Frank Zappa.


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This message was edited by Tall_James on 10-19-03 @ 1:36 PM