Tanzanian man cuts off his junk...

[Reephdweller]

A Tanzanian man cut off his genitals in an attempt to win sympathy from creditors after squandering their money on prostitutes and alcohol, a newspaper reported yesterday. ... (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/19/1066502065143.html)


They just couldn't give this guy a break...I mean come on, we all need to party a little now and then.



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[furie]

I like the fact that this is the second case in three months.

I hear if you bounce a check they take a kidney.


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

If he was spending all that money on prostitutes his dick was just going to fall off anyway.

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[TheMojoPin]

"Fight the Taxman, brutha!"

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[high fly]

In Brazil, guys cut off their junk more often than that.
Of course I am referring to the reactions of victims of the little Candiru fish.
The Candiru is a skinny little rascal with spines that lay along it's side. It inhabits waters in the Amazon Basin. When it strikes, it crawls part way up an orifice, including the penis, and extends it's spines, causing excruciating agony as it inches it's way ever so slowly upward towards it's goal-- the bladder where it will suck the blood from it's victim.
The pain is so horrible that guys have been known to chop off their penis rather than wait till they can get to a doctor.
This has happened often enough that decades ago, Brazilian doctors perfected a special technique to operate and quickly remove the little bugger.

I hope I haven't caused anyone to have nightmares tonight.
Just try not to think about it.
Don't imagine the feeling of those spines extending into your penis, anus, or vaginas, ladies.
Try not to think of the pain, or how it would be to endure it for a couple of hours as you were rushed to a doctor, as that Candiru fish slowly, ever so slowly inches it's way deeper and deeper and deeper inside you......

" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 10-20-03 @ 4:11 PM

[high fly]

Let's not let this thread die just yet.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[furie]

Let's not let this thread die just yet.

" and they ask me why I drink"

then do something constructive and add to it, not just topping it.
such as: At least he's found a way to escape that raging AIDS epodemic in Africa...


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