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FUNKMAN
10-20-2003, 09:05 AM
the dream takes place where i work which is in a Command Center where we have an approx mix of 10 pc's and Sun Workstations. There are a total of 6 areas like this within the Command Center... anyway
for some reason there was a doubledoor exit that led outside(it's not there in real life) and the doors were wide open so when i arrived at work i went out there and a few of my co-workers were having smokes. I stayed just a minute and got worried because noone was manning our area so i went inside. Soon as i walked in my boss walks in and i joke around about just getting there. So now a couple co-workers come back in and one is a very nice woman who is married and what i consider to be attractive(she's a real co-worker) and she is standing next to me with a coworker sitting right behind her and my boss sitting right next to me.

Well, next thing i know my hand is under her skirt and wedged between the inside of her upper thigh region(as if i am gripping the inside of her thigh) , and my thumb is lightly pressing and stroking back and forth between the upper part of her vagina lips, and it is very moist. She begins to move her hips forward and backward in a very fast motion and i start to get slightly worried because my boss is sitting a foot away from us.
Next thing that happens is my hand is no longer there and she presses her backside against my chest as i'm sitting and begins to slide down. She grips me and positions it for insertion as she slides close to that area but she slides right over it because(of course) i still have my briefs on.
The last thing i remembered was feeling a brief moment of 'dissapointment' and i woke up...

i haven't had a dream like this in i'd say 22 years, 3 months, and seven days....
:)

actually it's just a been a looooonnnnnggggg time...

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TheGameHHH
10-20-2003, 09:07 AM
welcome to puberty, congrats man


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Spoil-Sport
10-20-2003, 09:09 AM
Yes.....go on......slower.......

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Aggie
10-20-2003, 09:19 AM
Dirty old man! ;)



I almost never have sex dreams, and the most recent one I had was about a girl. What the hell goes on in my head while I'm asleep?

Oh, and I just wanted to add MOIST is the worst word EVER!

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This message was edited by Aggie on 10-20-03 @ 1:19 PM

Jennitalia
10-20-2003, 09:20 AM
How could any woman resist The Funk?

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TheMojoPin
10-20-2003, 09:39 AM
How could any woman resist The Funk?

He has freakishly tiny hands.

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jocefus
10-20-2003, 09:59 AM
wow funkman, never knew u had those type of feelings towards me...

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Hottub
10-20-2003, 10:10 AM
I never thought these stories at Ronfez.net were true until...



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ChickenHawk
10-20-2003, 10:46 AM
I've never had to worry about having a "wet dream"... 'cuz I get all my masturbating done during the DAY.

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TheMojoPin
10-20-2003, 11:03 AM
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reeshy
10-20-2003, 01:56 PM
i had a moist dream last night


I thought I had one too last night but it turned out that it was just my incontinence kicking up again!!!

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FUNKMAN
10-20-2003, 03:03 PM
I almost never have sex dreams


me either... but just in case i'm not wearing any underwear to bed tonight, don't want her slipping past me next time...
;p

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