You must set the ad_network_ads.txt file to be writable (check file name as well).
I've been dreaming of lesbo sex [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard
Log in

View Full Version : I've been dreaming of lesbo sex

Noellevious
10-20-2003, 01:20 PM
The first one, a couple weeks ago, starred Sarah Michelle Gellar....she's a bit on the twiggy side, but I was an obsessive Buffy fan, so it's not too surprising.

A few weeks after that, me and Giselle Bundchen (sp) which I blame on those retarded "What is sexy?" Victoria's Secret commercials with the weird, post Apocalyptic world of bonfires and panty clad models.

Two weeks ago, I dreamt I was in a hotel room with a maid who bore a resemblance to Devon Aoki, just not as harsh looking. She was also wearing a french maid's outfit, which makes me want to kick myself for dreaming such a cliche.

Last night, it was with a girl a went to elementary school with, except in the dream she attended my current high school. I hated her back then, which is confusing.

I had to tell someone other than my brother, who switches between being jealous of me and calling my gay.


[center]<IMG SRC="http://www.yourmomsbox.net/ftl/noelle-lovejoy-rf.jpg">
Molest your elders
shock_poster
10-20-2003, 01:26 PM
Nothing to worry about. I dream of lesbo sex all the time.

BTW - your brother + jealous = gross
Snoogans
10-20-2003, 01:30 PM
see all those are good ones i guess. i dont think you should worry until its like a lesbo dream about janet reno, if that can even be considered lesbo.

i think its tryin to tell you that you should try a little girl girl and see if you like it

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
high fly
10-20-2003, 03:18 PM
Janet Reno?

That one is more S&M, heavy on the M.

" and they ask me why I drink"
erole
10-20-2003, 03:37 PM
have you been having any guy trouble lately? guys cheating? being distant? or something to that effect? maybe guys are being so horrible that you are looking toward another option below your conscious thoughts.

<IMG SRC="http://members.hometown.aol.com/frigginbooger/myhomepage/rensig.jpg">
~he knows a little
shock_poster
10-20-2003, 07:36 PM
This should be the most popular thread of the day.

This board must be filled with a bunch of homo gay dudes or uptight chicks.
TheGameHHH
10-20-2003, 07:41 PM
u dont post often, but when you do its always unbelievably sexy


<IMG SRC="http://home.comcast.net/~wwfallon/RFnetTheGameHHH.jpg">
JerseyRich
10-20-2003, 07:45 PM
Batch.

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/MMJ.jpg>
shock_poster
10-20-2003, 07:46 PM
Thank you game.
Melrapuo
10-20-2003, 07:48 PM
I've been dreaming of lesbo sex


Can I dream with you? I'll just sit in the corner with a pillow. You won't notice me. Promise.

<img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment/images/apcsigcrap.bmp">

Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

<font size="1" color="blue">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">YANKEES!!! Soon to be 2003 World Champs!!!</marquee> </font>
gone
10-20-2003, 09:39 PM
you know if you need to talk to anyone about these dreams.. you let me know!

C*U*N*T
~*~Condemn~*~
http://64.177.177.182/katylina/inkgirlsig.jpg
Patches
10-20-2003, 09:44 PM
I dream of lesbian sex too!! So hot... 2 large rectangle shaped she-men with legs like fireplugs...slowly removing each others flannel shirts...crew cuts nuzzling against each others peach fuzz faces... deep grunts echoing through the night... yep, so hot.

Need a new sig, a new host....God, I'm awful.
Noellevious
10-21-2003, 04:41 AM
I have been thinking that maybe it's b/c somewhere, I believe women are a safer relationship option then men, then I remind myself -what could be more nuts then two women dating?

Anyway, I think I'm just too lazy to get into anything new. Score one for the hetero's.

[quote]have you been having any guy trouble lately? guys cheating? being distant? or something to that effect? maybe guys are being so horrible that you are looking toward another option below your conscious thoughts.

[center]<IMG SRC="http://www.yourmomsbox.net/ftl/noelle-lovejoy-rf.jpg">
Molest your elders
Jennitalia
10-21-2003, 05:48 AM
i used to have lesbo sex dreams all the time. the last one i had was with aggie :) i haven't had any in a while, though

<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/jensig2.gif">
FUNKMAN
10-21-2003, 06:06 AM
if it didn't make you 'moist' then don't worry about it...

;p

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/livealbum100.gif">
Aggie
10-21-2003, 06:18 AM
I've had one sex dream involving a girl which was really weird for me, but I liked it also. I didn't read too much into because I like the dick too much.

Jenn, that's hot, I forgot about that. ;) Can't wait to see you in a few months!

[center]<IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Aggie">[center]
JustJon
10-21-2003, 08:11 AM
Noel, I think we need some more details about these dreams before we can really give you the in depth analysis you deserve ;)

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon9.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>
Justice4all
10-21-2003, 12:37 PM
that is TOO strange..because I had a dream about having sex with a woman also! Small world.

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>

Cheer up Red Sox fans.....Anyone can have a bad century!
zoom2457
10-24-2003, 05:04 AM
Noel, I think we need some more details about these dreams before we can really give you the in depth analysis you deserve


Yes, I too would like to help, but we need more information. Type slowly and don't leave anything out.


"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"