BILLY ROCKS! [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Death Metal Moe

10-22-2003, 10:09 PM

I think he's teaching, right?

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
<marquee behavior=alternate>EMFA</marquee>

Steels

10-22-2003, 10:14 PM

he needs a TV show! Where has he been?

2003 - Revamping his comedy act to include props, with a pirate theme, replete with a hook for a hand, full pirate garb, and a parakeet on his shoulder.

<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels3.gif>

monsterone

10-22-2003, 10:16 PM

last comic hacking ;)

<center><IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01"></center>

you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

GwEnYpOo

10-23-2003, 12:30 PM

I think he's teaching, right?

OH MY GOD !!!!!
teaching what ?! , the right way to do bumps in the bathroom behind ron's back?

[center]
http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/sigpics/dariasigs/gwenypoo.gif

Fez:aww , you've got a little drop of horse love in your eye
Ron : i don't have a drop of ANYTHING from a horse in my eye

isolate that!!!

I DID NOT STEEL THAT TACO!!!
the artist formerly known as trashy/cheesy30

Billy Staples

10-23-2003, 01:46 PM

Dearest Gwenypoo

You are so misguided and should have more faith in Ron than that. here's a hint about what I have been up to, see if you can figure it out without hurting something...OK
http://www.nbc.com/photos/Primetime/Third_Watch/1THRaa01.jpg

sincerely

Billy Staples

PS: Thanks Mothball!!!

<center><img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/staples.gif></center>

This message was edited by Billy Staples on 10-23-03 @ 5:51 PM

Snoogans

10-23-2003, 02:39 PM

thats right Gweny, billy has in fact been in jail the entire time since his dissapearence. only being allowed 5 hours of excersize time every week to come play golf

in seriousness though billy, im happy for you and lets all look for the bus driver in the 10PM episode of Third Watch on November 10th i believe if i recall correctly

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

Billy Staples

10-23-2003, 04:45 PM

Snoogs

Correct you are sir that I was out of jail and sober long enough to complete the finale of 2 cliffhanger storylines that get resolved in my episode...cant say more

....but they just changed night...so Now it appears it will be Friday , Nov 14 at 10 pm

look for the episode called 'Payback'

NBC.com hasnt updated it yet...they will let me know
http://www.nbc.com/Third_Watch/index.html (http://)

Staples
(fore)

<center><img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/staples.gif></center

This message was edited by Billy Staples on 10-23-03 @ 8:53 PM

Snoogans

10-23-2003, 04:52 PM

i should edit my previous post to say Fri, Nov 14th at 9pm so that billy looks like a retard for correcting me

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet

Steels

10-23-2003, 08:47 PM

Day in Black and White, A (1999) (as Billy Hine) .... Tri-athlete lawyer

<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels3.gif>

zoom2457

10-24-2003, 04:50 AM

Hey Billy,

When is your movie Rock Bottom coming out?

I can't wait to see that.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

This message was edited by zoom2457 on 10-24-03 @ 12:52 PM

SatCam

10-24-2003, 04:23 PM

Day in Black and White, A (1999) (as Billy Hine) .... Tri-athlete lawyer

oh billy, what happened?

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=rumby328" align=right><A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>Ron and Fez Dr0ps and Bits</A>
<a href=http://www.oldronandfezpages.tk>WNEW Ron and Fez Pages</a>

Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
[color=White]

FreeSpace

10-24-2003, 10:27 PM

Snoogs

Correct you are sir that I was out of jail and sober long enough to complete the finale of 2 cliffhanger storylines that get resolved in my episode...cant say more

....but they just changed night...so Now it appears it will be Friday , Nov 14 at 10 pm

look for the episode called 'Payback'

NBC.com hasnt updated it yet...they will let me know
http://www.nbc.com/Third_Watch/index.html (http://)

Staples
(fore)

Wow Billy that's great can't wait to see it ;)

This message was edited by FreeSpace on 10-25-03 @ 2:35 AM

CelticPete

10-25-2003, 04:14 AM

So it wasn't "Animal Cops"? I wish you would have told me sooner. I was expecting to see them come rushing in on Billy and the thirty cats he lives with.

"You wanna pretend that Al Dukes gets his own show in the drive time slot, slllhhhpppp"

CelticPete

10-25-2003, 04:14 AM

Seriously Billy, you were always the best part of the show in New York. Next of course to Al Dukes.

This message was edited by CelticPete on 10-25-03 @ 8:15 AM

The Chairman

10-25-2003, 08:58 PM

Last I heard he was no longer shopping at Lane Bryant and was T.A.ing a course for Ernest Sosa covering contemporary epistemology, skepticism, objectivity, immediate knowledge, virtue epistemology, naturalized epistemology, epistemic contextualism, a priori knowledge, intuitions and philosophical methodology.

He remains an remarkable individual, funny as shit, and almost ready to start eating sushi with The Chairman again.

Love Live Billy "The Hunk" Staples.

"Say hello to my little friend."

http://
atamichimpo.50megs.com/
images/
blink1027stinkssig.jpg

I assassin down the
avenue.

2%

Steels

10-25-2003, 09:12 PM

http://www.vedantagallery.com/artists/erwinwurm/images/yawning.jpg

<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels3.gif>

Death Metal Moe

10-25-2003, 09:21 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

VIVA LA STAPLES!!!!!!!!!

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
<marquee behavior=alternate>EMFA</marquee>

Mothball

10-25-2003, 09:33 PM

I would love to see him and "Lobster Claws" doing it. I like to watch.

monsterone

10-25-2003, 09:49 PM

http://www.nbc.com/photos/Primetime/Third_Watch/1THRaa01.jpg

anybody else get worried by seeing this picture and think it meant billy made a few trips to the e.r.?

<center><IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01"></center>

<center>son of thunder</center>

gone

10-26-2003, 12:31 AM

He remains an remarkable individual, funny as shit, and almost ready to start eating sushi with The Chairman again

you guys better call me.. there is nothing like a day of sushi with Mr.Staples. especially when he drags you all around mid town for it

C*U*N*T
~Pax Et FuX~
http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/sigpics/inkgrrrl2.gif

Reephdweller

10-27-2003, 02:57 AM

Billy's a great guy...the one time I met him. Plus he's funny as hell.

http://www.osirusonline.com/staples.gif

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Insert word with line through it HERE!</strike></center>

<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee>

TheMojoPin

10-27-2003, 06:05 AM

I disagree.

While Billy is a very good guy, I feel that "Donkey Kong" is the best video game of all time.

<img src="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=TheMojoPin">
2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

Fabio

11-05-2003, 09:40 PM

Fatguy on tv? Great!

GwEnYpOo

11-06-2003, 11:47 AM

I disagree.

While Billy is a very good guy, I feel that "Donkey Kong" is the best video game of all time.

yeah , sorry billy , i was out of line,
i'd get on my knees and beg for forgivnes , but im a minor

[center]
http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/sigpics/dariasigs/gwenypoo.gif

[font=Comic Sans MS]"I got a fever and the only perscription , is more cow bell"

"you can't hava
de mango"

jocefus

11-06-2003, 11:54 AM

yeah , sorry billy , i was out of line,i'd get on my knees and beg for forgivnes , but im a minor

he can still get you loaded and do a little diddling

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jocefus

Big ups to amy,aggie, and sat cam for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

Tall_James

11-06-2003, 12:19 PM

I want some picture captures from Billy's episode up here.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james">

Leadbottom

11-15-2003, 04:18 PM

Billy was great!

Anchors Aweigh! McHALE!

mikeyboy

11-15-2003, 04:22 PM

I want some picture captures from Billy's episode up here.

SatCam put some captures in this thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/CurrentPage/4/forum/46/Topic/33564/RequestTimeout/500)

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy">
Thanks to Pantera, Yerdaddy, fluffernutter, Tall_James, and Skidmark for new sigs
I'm hiding out in the big city blinking
Subscriber to Dignan's 40 year plan
2%

UnknownPD

01-08-2004, 01:54 PM

Billy Rocks ... The Brady Bunch Car Challenge... damn I miss the Big Man!

The_Fat_Mole

01-08-2004, 02:09 PM

Nice try fat-so, we all know it's you

<IMG SRC="http://www.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/0d7/407/0d7407d8-4220-4506-97ba-c22ee63efc9c">

UnknownPD

01-09-2004, 05:27 AM

Nice try fat-so, we all know it's you

"We all know" must refer to you and your imaginary friends. Because the rest of the world know Billy and I while deeply in love are two different people.

Two extra thoughts 1) it might be a good idea to be a member for more than a month vefore you attack Mr Staples one the show's "revered" members 2) If you want to attack people then don't disable your private message function makes you look like a pussy

The_Fat_Mole

01-09-2004, 06:28 AM

Borne Too Loose

01-20-2004, 12:14 PM

Billy has his own personal EMT squad following him around? Do they follow him down the steps of the LIRR?

<IMG SRC=http://members.aol.com/bornetooloose/myhomepage/sigpic2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"