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Reephdweller
10-26-2003, 05:25 AM
DOG lovers in Japan will soon be able to receive mobile phone text messages from their pets.

New technology will allow a $50 mobile phone chip to receive a digital signal from a special dog collar - and in the process translate barking into human speech.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,7648025%255E29677,00.html

"Master, I shit on the rug again

regards,
Rex"

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UnknownPD
10-26-2003, 07:42 AM
Quote from dog.

"My anal sack needs to be expressed please"
Tall_James
10-26-2003, 08:20 AM
"I 8 poop. :)"


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This message was edited by Tall_James on 10-26-03 @ 12:21 PM
HBox
10-26-2003, 08:24 AM
"Master, the dog next door has the finest smelling ass. You should really take a smell.

Sincerely, Sparky"

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furie
10-26-2003, 11:31 AM
good. now maybe my neighbor's dog will just text message me rather than invade my dreams.


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monsterone
10-26-2003, 11:39 AM
http://www.whoosh.org/issue14/berkowit.jpg

sweet


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golfcourseguy
10-26-2003, 11:56 AM
Quote:
But the translations soon became less accurate.


"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."



" editing posts since day one"

This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 10-26-03 @ 3:58 PM
Bill From Yorktown
10-26-2003, 12:23 PM
one dog of mine:
"um, I'm kinda tired of infomertials on tv - please leave on the scifi channel or food network today"

the other dog
"squirrel! squirrel! squirrel! squirrel! squirrel! squirrel! squirrel! squirrel! food squirrel! squirrel! squirrel! squirrel! squirrel! "

I'm gonna love the bill for all those IM's.

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Reephdweller
10-26-2003, 12:34 PM
"Those weren't brownies in your lunch bag - Fifi"

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TheMojoPin
10-26-2003, 01:36 PM
FINALLY.

The eternal "'It's Bacon!!!' vs. Snausages" battle will be settled once and for all.

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FUNKMAN
10-26-2003, 02:13 PM
The concept of bark-translation has been met with some scepticism - a reaction strengthened by the fact that a human saying the word "woof" loudly into the microphone will receive a translation such as: "You wanna play? I'm ready!"


"You wanna play? I'm ready!" = 'doggie style' in any language...



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DC Reed
10-26-2003, 02:19 PM
"DiD u see the face of that Lady who's yard I shat in? LOL G2G CYA L8TER! :) :) :)

- Rover"

What an age we live in

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high fly
10-27-2003, 10:29 AM
"Hey baby, so what is your leg wearing?"

" and they ask me why I drink"
Melrapuo
10-27-2003, 11:25 AM
"Dear Master,

Sit. Stay. STAAAAAY. GOOD MASTER. GOOD MASTER. LOLOLOLOL"

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