ron's in love with me [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Arienette

10-26-2003, 06:00 PM

it's true. i have proof:

Ron and Fez: I saw your girl
Ron and Fez: I'm afraid I'm in love with her
ADF ronfez: join the club, my friend.. I got lucky tonight twice.. so
there
Ron and Fez: damn
Ron and Fez: can you guys just once fantasize thats it me and not you?

so there.

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Snoogans

10-26-2003, 06:14 PM

that was alkey talkin to best in show about duke, the names were just changed to trick you

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

Johnny Fontane

10-26-2003, 06:16 PM

Nicole Kidman loves me, and I can prove it:

http://www.sinarharapan.co.id/images/0211/02/hib4.jpg

Nicole Kidman: : Oh, Johnny Fontane, you're so gorgeous, I'm leaving Lenny Kravitz for you.

ChickenHawk

10-26-2003, 06:20 PM

A little good news on my front as well...

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ChickenHawk: Hey, what's up?
Natalie Portman: I love you and want to have your children.
ChickenHawk: Nice.

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 10-26-03 @ 10:27 PM

Death Metal Moe

10-26-2003, 06:32 PM

http://www.stationave.com/regis.jpg

KathyLeeSux12094: Death Metal Moe, you there??

NJDMMOE: Leave me alone.

KathyLeeSux12094: So what are you wearing??

NJDMMOE: STOP IMing ME!!! You're an old man and a freak, and I am looking for a WOMAN.

KathyLeeSux12094: You don't mean that Moe! Our love could be something special. Deeper than any ocean!

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
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Snoogans

10-26-2003, 06:37 PM

DeathMetalMoe-hey Snoogs, i gotta get something off my chest
Snoogans-whats up man
DeathMetalMoe-I think i like guys bro.
Snoogans-Excuse me???
DeathMetalMoe-Well except for Arienette. she is fuckin hot. other than that i like guys though. like ADF, man both of those together would be something.
Snoogans-i think you need to be looked at Moe

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

Death Metal Moe

10-26-2003, 06:51 PM

Snoogans194: Woah, am I online?

NJDMMOE: I'm getting a contact high through the computer you burn out! What do you want?

Snoogans194: Did you ever like.........

NJDMMOE: HELLO?!?!

Snoogans194: Oh yea, did you ever like hit your head on something and have it start bleeding?

NJDMMOE: Yes.

10 minutes later.......

NJDMMOE: YES?!?! What about it?!

Snoogans194: Huh? About what now?

NJDMMOE signs off at 10:50 PM

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
<marquee behavior=alternate>EMFA</marquee>

Fallon

10-26-2003, 06:58 PM

ron's in love with me
I think you're right.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1770000/images/_1772602_howard150.jpg

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FUNKMAN

10-26-2003, 06:59 PM

that Ron is a flirt. when i introduced my wife he said "i noticed your big beautiful eyes from across the room"... and later, down by the stage he came over and they started holding hands...

i felt left out...

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Johnathan H Christ

10-26-2003, 07:09 PM

the man's probably fathered an army of illegitamate kids.

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"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"

monsterone

10-26-2003, 07:41 PM

Stacy Keibler luvs Mnstr1: baby, i want to toss your salad.
monsterone: bitch, i know. be over at 12. peace.
Stacy Keibler luvs Mnstr1: do i get the magic stick?
monsterone: bitch, i said peace. now get the fuck on...

http://www.owow.com/Navigation02/FrameIndex.cfm?goto=http%3A//www.owow.com/RingsideWith/Keibler/

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<center>son of thunder</center>

This message was edited by monsterone on 10-26-03 @ 11:45 PM

Reephdweller

10-26-2003, 08:50 PM

This is weird chickenhawk, Natalie IM'd me too...
http://homepage.mac.com/fatherhawk/.Pictures/natalie.jpg

Natalie Portman: Hey Reefy, how've you been sweetie? I gotta ask you something...
Reefdwella: Pretty good, what's up?
Natalie Portman: Wanna hook up, I got my ride and I wanna fuck, I can swing on over if yer wit it...whatayasay?
Reefdwella: Yeah, I can swing it if you can sugar twat...see you in a few.

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
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<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee>

Steels

10-26-2003, 08:58 PM

ron's in love with me

What female is Ron not in love with or wouldn't bang? Last time Fez challenged Ron to this I believe there was a list that included Martha Stewart, Rosie O'Donnell and Julia Child.

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monsterone

10-26-2003, 09:20 PM

Martha Stewart, Rosie O'Donnell and Julia Child.

steels, i believe he's gone as far as bea arthur.

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Steels

10-26-2003, 09:36 PM

And then there's...

http://www.lucyfan.com/maude.jpg

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ChickenHawk

10-26-2003, 09:40 PM

And then there's...

http://www.lucyfan.com/maude.jpg

I'm not gonna lie... I'd hit it.

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate>EMFA</marquee>

monsterone

10-26-2003, 09:43 PM

i wouldn't fuck bea arthur with bea arthur's dick.

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PanterA

10-26-2003, 09:54 PM

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http://forums.havoctechnology.com/bWo/smileys/smiley17.gif http://forums.havoctechnology.com/bWo/smileys/smiley2.gif

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This message was edited by PanterA on 10-27-03 @ 2:27 AM

Yerdaddy

10-26-2003, 10:37 PM

Retardedmonstertwinswithgiantears: Hey Yerdaddy, what's up?
Yerdaddytheearfreak101: Hey guys, what's goin on?
Retardedmonstertwinswithgiantears: You wanna come over and fuck our giant ears?
Yerdaddytheearfreak101: Ahh hell yeah!!!
Retardedmonstertwinswithgiantears: Fuck off you fucking freak!
Yerdaddytheearfreak101: Aw come on??!! Damn!

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

Justice4all

10-26-2003, 11:22 PM

http://www.stationave.com/regis.jpg

KathyLeeSux12094: Death Metal Moe, you there??

NJDMMOE: Leave me alone.

KathyLeeSux12094: So what are you wearing??

NJDMMOE: STOP IMing ME!!! You're an old man and a freak, and I am looking for a WOMAN.

KathyLeeSux12094: You don't mean that Moe! Our love could be something special. Deeper than any ocean!

MOE you fucking KILL ME! Jesus christ I am lauging my ass off here.
Nomination for post of the year. (wipes tears from his eyes) Jesus...too funny.

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Cheer up Red Sox fans.....Anyone can have a bad century!

TheMojoPin

10-27-2003, 06:39 AM

My brother's first girlfriend's father's former wife was Bea Arthur.

So what does that make us?

http://home.kabelfoon.nl/~who/spacball.jpg

"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!"

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

high fly

10-27-2003, 08:43 AM

Stand back, guys!
With Guest outta the way, I'm moving in on Liza.

I finally found out that it's

her that's been parked outside of my house late at night, scoping out the place with binoculars.

I ain't callin' the cops, hell, I'm gonna fuck her!

"and they ask me why I drink".

This message was edited by high fly on 10-27-03 @ 12:49 PM

Snoogans

10-27-2003, 08:43 AM

i think the Lone Rangers still have some naked pics of bea aurthur for you guys

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

gone

10-27-2003, 09:17 AM

i think the Lone Rangers still have some naked pics of bea aurthur for you guys

"you guys are all woohoo and shit"

C*U*N*T
~Pax Et FuX~
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Mothball

10-27-2003, 09:25 PM

Ron once said he would do Nell Carter too!

DarkHippie

10-28-2003, 06:50 AM

Fez gave me the stinky pinky

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DJEvelEd

10-28-2003, 01:34 PM

Ron Bennington: "Hey Evel Ed, come over with a fresh hooker, the one were snorting lines off just died"

Evel Ed: "No problem, I know a nice Dominican, I'll be over in 5"

[b]Ron Bennington: *Click* "OK Honey" (speaking to the last remaining live hooker) "put some more coke on my dink-BUT WATCH THE PEE HOLE THIS TIME BEOTCH."

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May your Kum Krusted Kocks be Konsistantly Kovered in Kunt.

Johnny Fontane

10-28-2003, 06:38 PM

There is only one girl that Ron will ever love, and that's the Asian hooker who gave him skull and came up for air saying "ooohhh, Meester!"

http://www.grandinotizie.it/image/g/000/00040.jpg
"The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis."

Heavy

10-29-2003, 04:49 PM

Funniest thing, I was online a few days ago and you wouldnt believe who wanted the Wadd. This girl was coming onto me big time
http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/15/5/92-1952.jpg

JohneeWadd: Hey baby

b]xoxMaryKatexxx69[/b] Whos this?

JohneeWaddJohn

b]xoxMaryKatexxx69[/b]John who?

JohneeWadd John Wadd, does it matter?

b]xoxMaryKatexxx69[/b]I guess not, what do you want?

JohneeWaddPussy baby, give it up!

b]xoxMaryKatexxx69[/b]ewwwww I'm not like that you pervert

JohneeWaddYoure a fucking cock tease!

b]xoxMaryKatexxx69[/b] Leave me alone or I'll tell my mom.

JohneeWadd Yea now you act like you dont want it

b]xoxMaryKatexxx69[/b]I dont even know you

JohneeWadd You knew me an hour ago with a load of cum on your face.

b]xoxMaryKatexxx69[/b]ewwww that is so sick it never happened what are you talking about

JohneeWaddI dropped a hot Wadd on you in 17 magazine on my lunch break.

b]xoxMaryKatexxx69[/b] You are so sick im calling the police

JohneeWadd You Whore!!!!
b]xoxMaryKatexxx69 has signed off at 6:47[/b]

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

Heavy

10-29-2003, 04:52 PM

Well that obviously got fucked up somehow.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

Heavy

10-29-2003, 04:52 PM

ADF

10-29-2003, 08:21 PM

I have entirely too much time and not enough talent on my hands. (http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/crappy.htm)

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