I once got locked in my house and got hungry...

[ff7wasbest]

so I ate my cat. He tasted pretty good but then I remembered about all the food in the fridge so I went and got some frozen pizza.

[Snoogans]

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TallJames is the man

EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[Reephdweller]

that's actually kind've funny

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[Tall_James]

Most likely thats the only pussy you've ever eaten.


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[Melrapuo]

It IS kool how you managed to lock yourself INSIDE your house. Better get those locks changed you homo.

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[Mike Teacher]

Weak
Pronunciation: 'wEk
Function: adjective
Date: 14th century
1 : lacking strength: as a : deficient in physical vigor : FEEBLE, DEBILITATED b : not able to sustain or exert much weight, pressure, or strain c : not able to resist external force or withstand attack
2 a : mentally or intellectually deficient b : not firmly decided : VACILLATING c : resulting from or indicating lack of judgment or discernment d : not able to withstand temptation or persuasion <the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak>
3 : not factually grounded or logically presented <a weak argument>
4 a : not able to function properly b (1) : lacking skill or proficiency <tutoring for weaker students> (2) : indicative of a lack of skill or aptitude <history was my weakest subject> c : wanting in vigor of expression or effect


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[SatCam]

my sides hurt like a fucking bitch right now

Happy hollween, douchebags
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[TheMojoPin]

You homos don't know timing, and in board-land, this was HILARIOUS.

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[hyperspace]

i smoked weed every day for a week last night.

[ADF]

that's actually kind've funny


Kind've? What sort of contraction is that?

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[lilluvmunkie]

[quote]my sides hurt like a fucking bitch right now



Yeah that would be me too but i am in a public computer lab and i cant bust out ... I'll rememer it later and do it then though.. LMAO

What....Wierd works for me!!!

[zoom2457]

Snoogans has the right idea.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[DarkHippie]

I once got locked in my house
Didn't I hear this on a violent femmes cd?

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[shamus mcfitzy]

this would've been really funny if there wasn't a horrible context to put it in. If he would've been a normal poster, then posted something that was childishly funny, then it's hilarious. But we're dealing with a person who always posts like a 8-year-old retarded boy, which makes this sad.