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Arienette
11-02-2003, 05:28 PM
it's true. we went to my uncle's wedding today. after going to the bathroom, i looked in the mirror and was horrified to see blood on my face. i couldn't figure out where it came from. it was on my cheek and my forehead. i washed it off and tried to find a cut, with no success. so, i went back to the table and i'm like, "i guess i cut myself.. why didn't anyone tell me i had blood on my face?" (which, by the way, remains a very good question.) then, i'm looking at my boyfriend, and i notice that he has a little cut on his bottom lip. i guess it had been dry and split. it turns out that he got blood all over my face giving me smooches. and it's a little disturbing that it doesn't bother me at all. except that i was wearing fuscia, and it really didn't match with my dress.

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sr71blackbird
11-02-2003, 05:40 PM
and it's a little disturbing that it doesn't bother me at all.


That it doesnt bother YOU at all or HIM at all?

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Arienette
11-02-2003, 05:44 PM
That it doesnt bother YOU at all or HIM at all?the former. i would think that having anyone bleed on my face would bother me at least a little. and yet, it really didn't, because it was his.

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Johnny Fontane
11-02-2003, 05:48 PM
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I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away
How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? how long...

'cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...

Broken bottles under children's feet
Bodies strewn across the dead end street
But I won't heed the battle call
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall

Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday (Sunday bloody Sunday...)
(allright lets go!)

And the battle's just begun
There's many lost, but tell me who has won
The trench is dug within our hearts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters torn apart

Sunday, bloody Sunday
Sunday, bloody Sunday

How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? how long...

'cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...
Tonight...

Sunday, bloody Sunday (tonight)
Tonight
Sunday, bloody Sunday (tonight)
(come get some!)

Wipe the tears from your eyes
Wipe your tears away
Wipe your tears away
I wipe your tears away
(Sunday, bloody Sunday)
I wipe your blood shot eyes
(Sunday, bloody Sunday)

Sunday, bloody Sunday (Sunday, bloody Sunday)
Sunday, bloody Sunday (Sunday, bloody Sunday)
(here I come!)

And it's true we are immune
When fact is fiction and tv reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die

The real battle yet begun (Sunday, bloody Sunday)
To claim the victory Jesus won (Sunday, bloody Sunday)
On...

Sunday bloody Sunday
Sunday bloody Sunday...

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This message was edited by Johnny Fontane on 11-2-03 @ 9:50 PM

Tall_James
11-02-2003, 05:49 PM
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furie
11-02-2003, 05:52 PM
you know, you're simply assuming the blood came from him. how do you know some wandering deranged bleeding clown didn't sneak into your room last night?
just something for you to think about...


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FUNKMAN
11-02-2003, 05:55 PM
Johnny F. gave me the idea...


Rolling Stones Lyrics - Let It Bleed

Well, we all need someone we can lean on
And if you want it, you can lean on me
Yeah, we all need someone we can lean on
And if you want it, you can lean on me

She said, "My breasts, they will always be open
Baby, you can rest your weary head right on me
And there will always be a space in my parking lot
When you need a little coke and sympathy"

Yeah, we all need someone we can dream on
And if you want it, baby, well you can dream on me
Yeah, we all need someone we can cream on
And if you want to, well you can cream on me

I was dreaming of a steel guitar engagement
When you drunk my health in scented jasmine tea
But you knifed me in my dirty filthy basement
With that jaded, faded, junky nurse

Oh what pleasant company

We all need someone we can feed on
And if you want it, well you can feed on me
Take my arm, take my leg, oh baby don't you take my head

Yeah, we all need someone we can bleed on
Yeah, and if you want it, baby, well you can bleed on me
Yeah, we all need someone we can bleed on
Yeah, yeah, and if you want it, baby, why don'cha bleed on me

All over

Ahh, bleed it alright, bleed it alright, bleed it alright
You can bleed all over me
Bleed it alright, bleed it alright, you can be my rider
You can cum all over me
Bleed it alright, baby, bleed it alright, bleed it alright
You can cum all over me
Bleed it alright, baby cum all over me

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 11-2-03 @ 10:01 PM

Heavy
11-02-2003, 06:39 PM
Since yous wanna take that route....:

The Bleeding- Cannibal Corpse

Bleeding
Slicing through the flesh, a knife stuck in your neck.
Stabbing out your eyes, cutting through the spine.
Blood burning through my veins.
We have risen from the grave.
Live, life.
Dead for years, now alive, the dead came to life.
Dead creatures out for blood, after death we will awaken.
Unhuman beings from beyond. Rotting zombies out for blood.
Bleed, bleed.
Bleeding through my pores, clotted pus, crusts my skin.
My body cold, but I live on.
Bleeding.
The dead awaken, living rotten.
Rotting living dead.
Slicing through the flesh, a knife stuck in your neck.
Stabbing out your eyes, cutting through the spine.
Blood burning through my veins.
We have risen from the grave.
Live, life. - dead.

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FUNKMAN
11-02-2003, 07:50 PM
not be over-rerouted, but here's another... sang this at Gospel Hall in Hoboken when i was a young lad...

THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD

Would you be free from the burden of sin?
There's power in the blood, power in the blood;
Would you over evil a victory win?
There's wonderful power in the blood.

There is power, power, wonder working power
In the blood of the Lamb;
There is power, power, wonder working power
In the precious blood of the Lamb.

Would you be free from your passion and pride?
There's power in the blood, power in the blood;
Come for a cleansing to Calvary's tide;
There's wonderful power in the blood.

There is power, power, wonder working power
In the blood of the Lamb;
There is power, power, wonder working power
In the precious blood of the Lamb.

Would you be whiter, much whiter than snow?
There's power in the blood, power in the blood;
Sin stains are lost in its life giving flow.
There's wonderful power in the blood.

There is power, power, wonder working power
In the blood of the Lamb;
There is power, power, wonder working power
In the precious blood of the Lamb.

Would you do service for Jesus your King?
There's power in the blood, power in the blood;
Would you live daily His praises to sing?
There's wonderful power in the blood.

There is power, power, wonder working power
In the blood of the Lamb;
There is power, power, wonder working power
In the precious blood of the Lamb.




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TheMojoPin
11-02-2003, 08:29 PM
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It's criminal
There ought to be a law
Criminal
There ought to be a whole lot more
You get nothing for nothing
Tell me who can you trust
We got what you want
And you got the lust

Chorus:
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
Blood on the streets
Blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter
Every last drop
You want blood, you got it

It's animal
Livin' in a human zoo
Animal
The shit that they toss to you
Feeling like a christian
Locked in a cage
Thrown to the lions
On the second page

Chorus

Blood on the rocks
Blood on the streets
Blood in the sky
Blood on the sheets
If you want blood - you got it

(I want you to bleed for me)

If you want blood, you got it

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Yerdaddy
11-02-2003, 09:44 PM
Bloody face, I love you
Bloody face, I need you
My whole world's wrapped up in you

When the road I walk seems all uphill
And the colors in my rainbow turn blue
You kiss the tears away
You smile at me and say
"Bloody face (bloody face) I love you"

Bloody face, I love you
Bloody face, I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Bloody face, don't leave me
Bloody face, believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you

And when I hurt your feelings as I sometimes do
And I say those mean things that we know are not true
You forgive my childish way
You hold me close and say
"Bloody face (bloody face) I love you"

Bloody face, I love you
Bloody face, I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Bloody face, don't leave me
Bloody face, believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you

Bloody face, I love you
Bloody face, I need you

FADE
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Bloody face, don't leave me


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Death Metal Moe
11-02-2003, 10:00 PM
Since yous wanna take that route....:

The Bleeding- Cannibal Corpse

Bleeding
Slicing through the flesh, a knife stuck in your neck.
Stabbing out your eyes, cutting through the spine.
Blood burning through my veins.
We have risen from the grave.
Live, life.
Dead for years, now alive, the dead came to life.
Dead creatures out for blood, after death we will awaken.
Unhuman beings from beyond. Rotting zombies out for blood.
Bleed, bleed.
Bleeding through my pores, clotted pus, crusts my skin.
My body cold, but I live on.
Bleeding.
The dead awaken, living rotten.
Rotting living dead.
Slicing through the flesh, a knife stuck in your neck.
Stabbing out your eyes, cutting through the spine.
Blood burning through my veins.
We have risen from the grave.
Live, life. - dead.

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11-03-2003, 03:38 AM
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Jennitalia
11-03-2003, 05:44 AM
I bled on a boyfriend's face once. he was giving my tookie the smoochies.

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silera
11-03-2003, 06:31 AM
I bucked on my boyfriend's face while he was smooching my tookie, and he bled on it.


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Snoogans
11-03-2003, 09:36 AM
wait a sec, how the hell do you get blood on your face and now one is nice enough to say anything, yet at hard rock, i think 4 people told me i was bleeding before i even realized it

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mikeyboy
11-03-2003, 09:44 AM
telling Arienette that she has blood on her face = slightly uncomfortable social situation

telling Snoogans that he's bleeding from the head = funny

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Snoogans
11-03-2003, 09:48 AM
i guess you got a good point mikey, though i still would said she had blood on her face if she did, and in the other situation, as drunk as i was, i prob wouldnt have to see how long it would have taken me to notice

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Arienette
11-03-2003, 10:05 AM
generally, i'd agree with mikey, but after i came back and mentioned it, both my boyfriend and my mom said that they noticed something earlier. that bothered me, since neither of them should feel very uncomfortable telling me. i mean, maybe on halloween it would have been ok. but at a wedding when you're all dressed up and everything, blod on face = not cool.

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FUNKMAN
11-03-2003, 01:56 PM
I bled on a boyfriend's face once. he was giving my tookie the smoochies


it's nice to know Jon is getting all the iron he needs...

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stickyfingers
11-03-2003, 02:16 PM
my boyfriend bled on my face


its called returning the favor

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Furtherman
11-03-2003, 02:35 PM
I bucked on my boyfriend's face while he was smooching my tookie, and he bled on it.


TURNED ON.



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Jennitalia
11-03-2003, 02:38 PM
I bled on a boyfriend's face once. he was giving my tookie the smoochies


it's nice to know Jon is getting all the iron he needs...



it was another boyfriend. jon won't come within 10 feet of me when i'm ragging it. this one wasn't afraid to get his hands (or anything else for that matter) dirty.

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high fly
11-03-2003, 03:46 PM
Mebbe no one told you about the blod on your face because they thought you knew it was on there and had simply decided not to clean it off just yet.
Like maybe you were making a statement or something.
You're not one-a them "performance artists", are you?
Or maybe they just thought you'd had a lil' acident with your makeup.

Damn, and here I am without Iggy Pop's lyrics to "Open Up and Bleed".
something like:
I've been hurt
All crying inside
I even tried to fix and die
But it ain't gonna be that way no more.
I've been caged
Like a wild cat
And you don't know
Where it's at
But I can't get through that door no more.

Shit.
It's such a great song. I really dig the version on

Metallic K.O.

" and they ask me why I drink"

Katylina
11-03-2003, 03:49 PM
Ever have crime scene sex?

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Reephdweller
11-03-2003, 04:19 PM
yet at hard rock, i think 4 people told me i was bleeding before i even realized it



I think you have officially set the record for the most mentions in threads of your head getting bashed and bloodied at the Hard Rock.

:p

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Snoogans
11-03-2003, 04:21 PM
actually in fairness, it came up cause since hard rock, ive reopened it prob 3 times on accident. so its kinda always fresh in my mind

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Reephdweller
11-03-2003, 04:33 PM
actually in fairness, it came up cause since hard rock, ive reopened it prob 3 times on accident. so its kinda always fresh in my mind



I know. I was only playin wit'cha.

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DJEvelEd
11-03-2003, 05:04 PM
my boyfriend bled on my face

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Arienette
11-03-2003, 06:23 PM
Ever have crime scene sex?just did.

and i got my revenge.

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Furtherman
11-04-2003, 09:12 AM
just did.


And now your posting? What, no cuddling? Feeling the blood dry between skins? Romance is dead.




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shellcreatives
11-10-2003, 06:07 PM
I doubt a small cut could produce so much blood. Check to make sure his dick is still attached, you may have gone Jaws on him...

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11-25-2003, 11:08 PM
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reeshy
11-26-2003, 04:20 PM
Thanks to Pete Townsend!!!

Give blood
But you may find that blood is enough
Give blood
And there are some who'll say it's not enough
Give blood
But don't expect too ever see reward
Give blood
You can give it all but still asked for more

Give blood
But it could cost more than your dignity
Give blood
Parade your pallor in iniquity
Give blood
They will cry and say they're in our debt
Give blood
But then they'll sigh and they will soon forget

[man in background]
where heading for the day of blessings i'm telling ya,
Its all building up to something,
Something that's opening beginning with fire


So give love and keep blood between brothers
Give love and keep blood between brothers
Give love and keep blood between brothers
Give love and keep blood between brothers

Give blood
But you may find that blood is not enough
Give blood
And there are some who'll say it's not enough
Give blood
But don't expect too ever see reward
Give blood
You can give it all but still asked for more

So give love and keep blood between brothers
Give love and keep blood between brothers
Give love and keep blood between brothers
Give love and keep blood between brothers

Give your love and keep blood between brothers
Give your love and keep blood between brothers
Give love and keep blood between brothers
Give love and keep blood between brothers
Give love and keep blood between brothers

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