Man fails to enforce sex twice a day with wife..

[Reephdweller]

Lawyer fails in bid to enforce sex twice a day with wife
November 6, 2003

An Israeli lawyer tried but failed to bind his wife legally to have sexual intercourse with him twice a day, the country's top-selling daily reported.

The Yediot Aharonot said the lawyer, whose name was not disclosed, filed a petition to a court demanding his wife commit herself in writing to having sex with him "every morning and every night".

The lawyer, who complained his wife had wrongly accused him of attempting to force her into sexual relations and of beating her, also demanded that she comply "under no pressure whatsoever".

The court ruled the petition was not receivable.

article (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/05/1068013267074.html?from=storyrhs)


You gotta give the guy credit for trying to be creative in trying to bone his wife. Fucking funny!

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[walking joint]

well i guess i can scratch that method off my list. i may never have sex again....unless we are trying to have a kid, but that doesn't count...way to much pressure.

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An Israeli lawyer tried but failed to bind his wife legally to have sexual intercourse with him twice a day, the country's top-selling daily reported
Insert Penal Code joke here.


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[pennington]

Leave it to a lawyer to bring a law suit to force someone to have sex with him. I'll bet he's a very handsome, charming man...

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Because the hottest sex is court ordered sex! Sounds like a party at that house!

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