I haven't masturbated in three days [Archive]

hyperspace

11-09-2003, 12:18 PM

wow, everything is so clear! i need to go read a book now, and since when is there a new Mexico???

high fly

11-09-2003, 12:27 PM

If I quit for 3 days, you'd see on the news reports of a murderous rampage causing record levels of destruction.
They'd have to call in the National Guard to stop me.

" and they ask me why I drink"

MHasegawa

11-09-2003, 12:34 PM

Take up needlepoint, or bake some brownies. Maybe learn to play the sitar...

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TheMojoPin

11-09-2003, 01:27 PM

I once went without it for almost three weeks.

You're just not trying hard enough.

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McNabbShouldDie

11-09-2003, 01:33 PM

Three days? Nice. Youre a better(or should it be worse?) man then I'll ever be.

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reeshy

11-09-2003, 01:49 PM

I haven't done that in over 10 years...I have someone else do it for me!!!! I'm privileged!!!!

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more cowbells

11-09-2003, 07:22 PM

I'll never, EVER, know what that feeling is like....

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Bama

11-09-2003, 09:51 PM

What are you animals? Just FYI you aren't supposed to spill the seed until you are married.

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Death Metal Moe

11-09-2003, 10:49 PM

I haven't done that in over 10 years...I have someone else do it for me!!!! I'm privileged!!!!

That's great Reeshy.

And hey, how was the 10 year reunion of your Richard Simmons fan club? Was the party a lot of fun?

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Bama

11-09-2003, 11:21 PM

For some reason I hear Eric Cartmen saying that and I don't know why.

It usually makes posts a lot funnier I guess.

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Mike Teacher

11-10-2003, 04:40 AM

i need to go read a book now,

Good idea! Maybe ask Arienette to the library...

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shamus mcfitzy

11-10-2003, 04:44 AM

I haven't masturbated in three days

and therefore I masturbated three times yesterday in order to balance the universe. You'll thank me when the universe doesn't collapse upon itself today.

hyperspace

11-10-2003, 06:45 AM

day 4 I'M OUT!!![slaps money on table]

Furtherman

11-10-2003, 08:22 AM

Good idea! Maybe ask Arienette to the library...

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-10-2003, 03:50 PM

Was JFK, jr in your aerobics class?

Sorry, that episode of Seinfeld was on.

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FUNKMAN

11-10-2003, 04:01 PM

you're gonna start leaking...

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stickyfingers

11-10-2003, 04:01 PM

day 4 I'M OUT!!![slaps money on table]

I hope you recieved your free guinness towel

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Snoogans

11-10-2003, 04:41 PM

11 months

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high fly

11-10-2003, 04:44 PM

I choke the chicken so often, my nuts make a rumbling noise and vibrate when they make a new batch of jizz.

" and they ask me why I drink"

FUNKMAN

11-10-2003, 04:56 PM

my nuts make a rumbling noise and vibrate when they make a new batch of jizz.

probably like when you start running the hot water and the pipes start making all kinds of creaking and banging noises...

it's all about the plumbing...

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sr71blackbird

11-10-2003, 04:59 PM

I do it so much, when I have sex with my wife, I feel like Im cheating on myself! gaa gaa gaa

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shellcreatives

11-10-2003, 05:54 PM

Take up needlepoint, or bake some brownies. Maybe learn to play the sitar...
We're talking about giving up masturbating, not taking up marijuananating!

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