i gave a guy a handjob at school today [Archive]

Arienette

11-09-2003, 05:40 PM

and, yes, it was my boyfriend. due to an injury, i wasn't able to go see him as originally planned. so he came to meet me at school, where i was doing some work in the library. i didn't want to do too much walking around, so we just stayed in the "lounge"... it's just a big room filled with talbes and chairs where people study when they don't want to be as quiet as the library requires.

anyway... so we were sitting in there, and i have him a handjob. i don't know whether to be ashamed. eh, whatever.

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Tall_James

11-09-2003, 05:42 PM

i don't know whether to be ashamed. eh, whatever.

As long as you didn't wipe your hands off on a reference guide...no harm, no foul.

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11-09-2003, 05:44 PM

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Heavy

11-09-2003, 05:45 PM

hmm

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11-09-2003, 05:47 PM

ah sweet sweet library love

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Death Metal Moe

11-09-2003, 05:49 PM

Oh play nice. Arienette is one of us, not a SHOCK poster. I think you're all just pissed you didn't get a handjob today.

Everyone who goes in the Library is looking for sex. You think half those cretins can READ?! Don't feel ashamed, except for that it took you this long to do it.

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TheGameHHH

11-09-2003, 05:55 PM

well, where did he bust his nut?

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Death Metal Moe

11-09-2003, 05:59 PM

well, where did he bust his nut?

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A lady NEVER TELLS. Well, she says she gave a guy a handjob, but doesn't talk about the load.

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grlNIN

11-09-2003, 06:09 PM

Talk about an edge of your seat climax!

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ADF

11-09-2003, 06:10 PM

well, where did he bust his nut?

In the lounge, of course.

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mdr55

11-09-2003, 06:10 PM

First making out with cousins and now this. All I can say is......damn! this is so HOT......keep it up.

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KC2OSO

11-09-2003, 06:28 PM

Brava!

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PanterA

11-09-2003, 06:31 PM

now I dont feel bad sticking gum under chairs anymore

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Justice4all

11-09-2003, 06:38 PM

In the lounge, of course.

You sure it was not the magazine section...

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Fallon

11-09-2003, 06:54 PM

Is your boyfriend Bud Bundy?

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Johnny Fontane

11-09-2003, 07:19 PM

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How ABOUT that!

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TheMojoPin

11-09-2003, 07:41 PM

I liked it better when I only found Jauques Cousteau quotes in my library books.

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11-09-2003, 07:52 PM

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11-09-2003, 08:03 PM

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FUNKMAN

11-09-2003, 08:11 PM

sounds like your boyfriend has got a 'stroke' of goodluck!

you guys are good with graphics and now 'one-eyed hand puppets'

pants off 'UM i mean" hats off to ya...

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Doogie

11-09-2003, 08:13 PM

Mumenchanz has nothing on his 'beef puppet'...

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11-09-2003, 08:20 PM

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only kidding!

Bama

11-09-2003, 09:19 PM

I'm just so disappointed.

I thought this thread was going to be about giving a guy some job to do that required his hand.

Actually giving a handjob is probably more shocking though, because I didn't really expect it.

Hope you didn't do that in law school. In my school you'd be kicked out for something like that.

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silera

11-10-2003, 05:04 AM

Arienette is one of us, not a SHOCK poster.

I'm so glad that you and Chickenhawk are on the constant prowl for shock posters.

You really make this board a better place.

God can only imagine the downward spiral this message board would take if people actually tried to be amusing and honest about their idiosyncrasies instead of just posting about their mundane life and agreeing with everything everyone else says.

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JohnnyCash

11-10-2003, 06:56 AM

...and agreeing with everything everyone else says.

You are so right.

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ADF

11-10-2003, 07:06 AM

I wholeheartedly agree with the Man in Black about agreeing with Silera.

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golfcourseguy

11-10-2003, 07:09 AM

Hope you didn't do that in law school. In my school you'd be kicked out for something like that.

No need to get your legal briefs in a bunch
- it was a pubic library.

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Mike Teacher

11-10-2003, 07:12 AM

I agree with the points that ADF supports regarding the points The Man In Black supports regarding points made in Silera's post.

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saveopieanthony.net

11-10-2003, 07:13 AM

I once gave myself a handjob in study hall in high school in a similar situation...i was checking out this girl accross the room too...i wonder if she ever knew...she was a little slut anyway.

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CrazyClare

11-10-2003, 07:30 AM

For some reason I need to know where the sperm went. I will now sit here and ponder all the possibilities.

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Hosp

11-10-2003, 08:44 AM

The options I can think of are:

In his shorts
In her hand and she wiped it off on the back of a couch
In her hand, and she had a nice little snack.

Either way, I am both disturbed and appreciative of you sharing this information. Just remind me to never ahake your hand.

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Jackie Sloan

11-10-2003, 09:32 AM

YOU my friend have just.....turned it up a nawtch!! NOT THAT'S A WOMAN!! WOOOOO!!!!

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JustJon

11-10-2003, 10:44 AM

geez, silera is such a bitch. every thread has to be about her. esp. if there's sex involved.

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Jennitalia

11-10-2003, 10:51 AM

The options I can think of are:

In his shorts
In her hand and she wiped it off on the back of a couch
In her hand, and she had a nice little snack.

Either way, I am both disturbed and appreciative of you sharing this information. Just remind me to never ahake your hand.

he could have shot it into a book...so next time you're at that library and have a book with pages stuck together, think of Ari & ADF

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JohnnyCash

11-10-2003, 10:56 AM

For some reason I need to know where the sperm went. I will now sit here and ponder all the possibilities.

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11-10-2003, 11:04 AM

Did you get one of those private rooms in the back?

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11-10-2003, 11:16 AM

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Bill From Yorktown

11-10-2003, 11:17 AM

For some reason I need to know where the sperm went. I will now sit here and ponder all the possibilities.

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damn you Spoil Sport - your board name is too apropriate :-) beat me by seconds....
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Spoil-Sport

11-10-2003, 11:32 AM

damn you Spoil Sport - your board name is too apropriate :-) beat me by seconds....

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CrazyClare

11-10-2003, 01:13 PM

hey if im a pervert at least im an honest pervert.

Im thinking it definatly went in her hand and she had to wipe it somehwere. Unless it just squirted out and landed on the carpet. Am I grossing anyone out? :eg:

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high fly

11-10-2003, 02:02 PM

A hand job?

HE COULD HAVE DONE THAT HIMSELF!

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JerseyRich

11-10-2003, 02:39 PM

If you were a really good girlfriend you would have given him anal in the Audio/Visual room.

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shellcreatives

11-10-2003, 05:57 PM

If you were a really good girlfriend you would have given him anal in the Audio/Visual room.

Better yet, invite a friend along!

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Mothball

11-11-2003, 08:23 PM

I got 20 bucks.

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11-11-2003, 08:31 PM

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11-11-2003, 08:40 PM

or this one...

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East Side Dave

11-11-2003, 09:24 PM

i gave a guy a handjob at school today

That makes two of us, trixie! Of course I was performing the act on myself...but the second-graders didn't seem to mind! Yeeehhaaw!

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11-11-2003, 09:28 PM

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chandler1420

11-18-2003, 09:02 AM

Blessed your kind and beautiful soul. What school do you got to so i can get a job there cause in my libabry all i got are very big girls that have a lot of acne. I could always close my eyes and imagine someone else if i get some hand luvin from them.

TheMojoPin

11-18-2003, 12:18 PM

What school do you got to so i can get a job there cause in my libabry all i got are very big girls that have a lot of acne.

Why are you being so picky if apparently all you need is a willing hand?

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11-18-2003, 05:05 PM

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11-18-2003, 05:13 PM

(Setting: Ariennette's home. Ariennette walks in the door and throws her books on the table after a long day of school)

Mrs. Ariennette: How was your day honey?

Ariennette: i gave a guy a handjob at school today.

Mrs. Ariennette: I bet your hungry, would you like some milk and cookies.

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Contra

11-20-2003, 01:27 PM

and, yes, it was my boyfriend

Damn, I thought maybe you two were starting an open relationship :(

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Arienette

11-20-2003, 02:56 PM

Damn, I thought maybe you two were starting an open relationship 'fraid not. but it's good to see you up and around again, contra.

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Contra

11-20-2003, 03:40 PM

thanks little red riding hood

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