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Leadbottom

11-09-2003, 07:24 PM

I was away in the Navy and haven't seen her in 2 years. Damn, baby's lookin' hot!! I like her better now, especially when she dances and shakes that thing! I can't wait until we go ice skating next week, she's great! Anybody else love the big ass and belly?

McHALE!

TheMojoPin

11-09-2003, 07:42 PM

I'm just a hat with feet.

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Tenbatsuzen

11-09-2003, 07:45 PM

You're dating Pom-Pom from Homestar Runner?

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Zipgun

11-09-2003, 08:03 PM

I'm just a hat with feet.

A spot on the sidewalk?

A mark on the street?

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Doogie

11-09-2003, 08:15 PM

My girlfriend is built like a beachball!

Does she look anything like this??

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FUNKMAN

11-09-2003, 08:16 PM

what! does she have one nipple?

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Steels

11-09-2003, 08:28 PM

Let me get this straight. You went to the Navy and when arriving home two years later you found that your girlfriend gained a lot of weight. Now you find her more attractive?

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Bama

11-09-2003, 09:52 PM

I can agree with part of this. Her boobs are probably a lot bigger. You're on your own with the belly thing though.

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TheMojoPin

11-09-2003, 10:06 PM

A spot on the sidewalk?

A mark on the street?

I'm just a sitting duck.

That ran out of luck.

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Death Metal Moe

11-09-2003, 10:40 PM

I hate to break this to you Leadbottom, but I thought you should hear it from a friend.

I saw your wife at the beach with this guy:

http://www.specevents.net/connaissance/pastspeakers/stein1.jpg

He was playing beach games with her and calling her cute nicknames like "Clear Eyes." Then he showered the sand off her naked body. It was hot.

I hope you can get over it.

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Bama

11-09-2003, 11:16 PM

He's right. It was really, really, really hot.

Sorry.

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SuperClerk

11-10-2003, 05:07 AM

http://www.sports-equip-supplies.com/water/images/stgiantbeachball.jpg

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Hoojibs

11-10-2003, 08:21 AM

Or does she look like this?
http://www.classicgaming.com/pac-man/Pac-Games/BoxArt/ms.pac-man.jpg

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Furtherman

11-10-2003, 08:26 AM

I saw her at a concert this summer. She was being hit on by everybody. Guys were just passing her around.

http://www.survivormusic.com/photos/image15c.jpg

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JustJon

11-10-2003, 10:59 AM

I'm just a sitting duck.

That ran out of luck.

You the unhappy guy
that didn't look up high?

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SatCam

11-10-2003, 11:07 AM

Hey, it's the first pussy you've seen since you left for the Navy. What'd you expect?

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shellcreatives

11-10-2003, 05:59 PM

There's something I heard about rotund women... Can't they do odd things with their vaginal area, like fit beer bottles, coke cans, 15 inch pythons, etc... into their bits?

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